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Hey /adv/
Be me for a sec...
>get bad grades at school
>parents hate you and literally call you a piece of shit
>you start acting like a prick to your girlfriend because you are always stressed
>she breaks up with you because you ignore her and are being a dick
>go on top of your flat, feet on the edge
>ready to jump
>you decide not to
>go on 4chan for advice on how to get her back

What do?
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>>17793781
Apologize to her, sincerely. May or may not work, but it's worth doing.
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>>17793805
Well... I guess I'll try that. I've thought about it and I will tell her everything. How I feel about the situation, why I acted like I did and how the whole experience changed me...
good plan?
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>>17793827
Yes, good plan. And the sincerity helps.

If you're feeling more cynical about it, still try it because, frankly, most girls tend to be drawn to a guy that they feel needs to be fixed.

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Sup anons, I'm here seeking advice for pc's.

I need a basic pc for watching YouTube, and simple tasks like this. I don't really do any gaming on my pc. What do you all suggest I buy ?

Note: I prefer Windows to Mac's.
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>>17793680
I3-6100
Gigabyte H110 motherboard
8 gb corsair ram
120gb gb corsair ssd
Cheap corair power supply
Corsair Carbide 100R case
Linux Mint
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>>17793691
Not corsair ram, kingston fury sorry.

Later buy a 1050 if you want to game or have multiple monitors.
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>>17793680
Chromebook, if that's all you do.

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>Room mate brings in her homeless dad to our home for Thanksgiving
>Let him in while I was still sleeping and they kidnap our only two chairs into the kitchen and clutter it for the next couple of hours
>They now sleep in the living room
>Our place is a single and it feels very awkward

One day of discomfort, right? I also dislike that she brings him when my husband and I aren't home ( I'm out in the mornings dropping off our son to school and nap at my mom's place ) and I hate it because I've TOLD her numerous time to just TELL me when she brings someone over. SHE NEVER DOES.

The times I've BEEN home, she just says "Can my dad come in?" when he's right outside...and it's like "...sure". I've warned her that she needs to tell me multiple times...should I threaten with kicking her out if she keeps bringing her dad and boyfriend in without warning us first?
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>"you're gonna be homeless like him if you keep doing this shit, you cunt!"
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What the fuck ? You have a husband and a kid yet you live with a room mate ?

Zero reasoning or tact.
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>>17793609
>our son

That's where everything changes and this goes from a minor annoyance, to a completely legitimate and valid concern.

The fact that you have a child that you have to prioritize looking after puts you in the right and gives you the moral imperative to take action.

Protect your family if you need to. Don't put them at risk because you don't want to offend else--especially they're being inconsiderate, disrespectful, and potentially putting YOUR CHILD in danger.

Please help, serious posts only. I seriously think I am fucked.

Preface: I am not on 4chan normally. I only came on here because I cannot have what I'm writing to get back to me because like I said, my life will be fucked.

Background: I am married to a literal fucking unicorn. I have been a RP subscriber for as long as I've been chasing women but this one is different. She is brilliant, well-educated, well-raised, used to be a 10 but still a solid 8 after having kids, sexually eager to please. She's an outspoken Trump supporter and loud anti-feminist (and dat ass.. desu). She has been faithful through all of my fuckups (including getting us homeless and getting a dishonorable discharge), including cutting ties with her shitty friends and family who told her to leave me.

Now: We are in a really great place. I've been able to get her to stay home now that I am employed and making more than her. She's really really happy, believe me.

Problem: So a few months ago, I found kik and started moving from basic porn to more interactive stuff. Tl;dr, I ended up meeting a girl at a hotel nearby and doing stuff.

Now my wife is wondering what's different but I can't exactly tell her that I fucked some fat, tatted girl with a lip ring because I still have no fucking clue how it happened. Last night she tried to give me a bj and I felt sick to my stomach. Ended up just going into work early instead of sleeping next to her.

What do.

Pic is what I found on her phone. She sent this to my mom asking what to do (wtf? I will admit she is a little psycho for doing that, but overall quality girl)
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>>17793587
Serious post here. You don't deserve a unicorn. Go be with the rhino.
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>>17793587
Sounds like her "Shitty" friends and family were right for not wanting her to be with you.
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>>17793587
Also file name is incorrect. My PC's time/date isn't up to date.

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wat do u say in an interview if they ask why we should hire you
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>>17793536
"That's a really good question." *Ponder for awhile* "I guess, if you're seeking a driven team player with X and X qualities who are really interested in your company for the long-run you should hire me."

Just ramble your good qualities and add that you love the company for some reason. Or that the tasks is something you've dreamt of doing since being a child.
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Not certain they'll ask such a broad question
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Because I'm the best god damned person for THIS JOB, and ~you~ *pointing at the boss* know it *wink then lean on your back with a smug smile*

>18 years old
>what should i be doing right now
like hit the gym
>what shouldn't i be doing right now
like using drugs

post any mistake you make when you were young too, like a impregnate a girl or using drugs
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Wow great thread
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>>17793529
Im 18 and doing both
Fucc u
Mistakes?
>Mfw not fucking the 15yo qts when i was in highschool
Thats it probs ayy
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>>17793529
If you're 18 years old and you have time to hit the gym you are either not working enough or going to school enough to have a good future.

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alright /adv/

qt girl in my class

she's quiet and doesn't talk a lot

never an open seat next to her in class

after class she just leaves

how do I start a conversation with her

also is adding her on facebook and talking to her on there to break the ice okay? why or why not?
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shameful self bump
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>>17793519

There is no 100% safe way to approach her.

You could add her on facebook.

Be earlier to the class, so you get to seat next to her.

Just don't seem creepy or desperate.
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>>17793620
Like anon said, there's no 100% safe way to approach her, you might get rejected even if you don't do anything wrong. She might simply not be interested.

I would say either add her on facebook and send her a message or talk to her IRL before adding her. I guess it doesn't really matter, but the first one might be easier because you seem pretty nervous about it. Like anon said, just don't seem creepy or desperate.

I recommend approaching her with a school topic, because you know for sure it's something you can have a conversation about and it would be natural to talk about it even if you weren't interested.

Don't be afraid of faiilure!

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I noticed recently that my girlfriend bears a striking resemblance to my mother. It feels awkward. I think it would be weird if I told her. What should I do?
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>>17793481
Don't tell her, it's just TMI and can come off as you having incest fetishism
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>>17793481
Freud would be proud
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>>17793481
You can tell her, talk to her about it and see how she feels. It's weird but not a terrible thing. However if you have a bad relationship with your mother and or if the traits your gf is sharing are negative qualities, I wouldn't share it.
As a warning though: I dated a guy who was so much like my father that I was in shock when I realized it. Honestly they are practically long lost brothers. Things went terribly. Even though I love my father, he is not meant to be a lover.

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I find it very hard to stare at people at a long time mostly because of this. Its just ink. Its like looking straight through my soul.

How do I be more intimate and overcome this obstacle?
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>>17793435
Post pic of eyes under light
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>>17793436
This, I don't really know what to say otherwise.
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>>17793435

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had an interview at safeway. said not hiring but i can do work experience. should i
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If they're not hiring why did they do an interview?
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stay safe!
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So you work without getting paid? Yeah, sounds great, what an amazing opportunity.

No, unless it's something you want to start a career in and you can't get that kind of experience without doing it. And Safeway doesn't sound like the kind of company that will offer you anything like that. You're better off applying in other places while learning something that will help you in whatever career want to pursue. Or simply learn a foreign or programming language, it will probably serve you better than "working" in a store.

I absolutely give up on interacting with people, even online. I only have my girlfriend to talk to. After high school graduation this year no one talks to me anymore. Talking to people feels like more of a necessity than a want. I got banned from 5 facebook groups already. I got banned from here 30+ Times.
I think there is something wrong with me.
How do I modify my brain to not require social interaction? Because I obviously don't belong. I wasn't meant to be human.
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>>17793333
Bump
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>>17793333

Why not just learn some social skills instead? There are books on this stuff and how to act and speak.
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>>17793333
>>17793377
you get nice digits at least

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Dear German Speakers,

Advice on the proper placement of "nicht"?

Thank you
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i dont want to buy this carpet, nigger
- ich möchte diesen Teppich nicht kaufen, Neger

specific question?
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>>17793243
Just google it.
Ideally after years and years of exposure to native German speakers, you will instinctively know the correct position.
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>>17793243
Usually at the end of a sentence if you say you don't do something.
"Ich esse das nicht"
"Ich mag das nicht"

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I want nothing more than to live for a woman. I want to love her, and support her, and provide for her and make her feel safe and secure. I don't think this is very healthy though, particularly because outside of doing this I don't want much. I feel that this is a cuck mindset and not something women are actually interested in. I need to become more normal about this relationship stuff but I don't know how.
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>>17793240
It's only cuckoldry if you'd want to also provide for her kid(s) from a previous relationship or you would want to see her being fucked by a pack of wild niggers.

If she's a virgin then it's all good.
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>>17793240
I'm the same way OP so I'll be monitoring this thread.
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>>17793240
if you have a lot of money become a sugar daddy on seekingarrangement

Little brother is not home yet, dude isn't the kind to wander around without telling shit, phone is turned off since I get the voicemail.
It could be any stupid shit,really, he's not a drugged shitty teenager but I don't want to take this lightly.
What are my options, before calling the cops ?
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>>17793143
Any way to locate the phone ?
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>>17793143
Let him be a kid and do stupid shit.
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>>17793145
Fuck off, I'm not a shitty big brother overstepping, just don't want him to do stupid shit, he could have warned us about him going out and we would have been fine

Help or leave

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Why do people tell me i look like johnny depp? I've had at least 3/4 girls in the last month.
The thing is i'm fugly and i look nothing like him, are they mocking me or something?
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>>17793130
Do you have a similar style? Maybe they mean current-day Johnny Depp, and it's not a compliment
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>>17793137
They said so once while watching sweeney todd and another time when watching sleepy hollow (the movie), i don't really have his style.
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