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>>17929750
Just stick with fucking your hand. No strange smells, no hassle.

>>17929750

with females for some reason god decided to put a pleasure center right next to the sewage outlets

this is also why god gave man a dick so he could put his dick down there instead of his face

of course i could be wrong lol

>urine and skin

that's not how vags should smell

how old were th girls you fucked, op?

>>17929722
If God loved us, I mean ACTUALLY LOVED US, wouldn't he try a little harder to make everything suck a little less?

Instead God acts like a passive aggressive cunt who is waiting for her partner to finally dump her ass.

>>17929749

whiner detected

if everything was easy then how would god tell the difference between people who try very hard and the slack asses who just want to coast ?

Do you believe that Jesus was who he said he was (God), that he died and rose again for your sins? If you don't, I suppose it doesn't matter what he thinks of you. If you do, then this passage just further illustrates that God loves us all. If he is who he says he is, then he already knew in eternal past that this woman would come to him and ask for healing for her daughter. He knew what she would argue and had already made a decision to grant it. Why then would he instruct this to be written? Who is the intended audience of the book of the Matthew? Think about it, maybe consult some biblical commentaries. 4chan isn't going to give you a satisfactory answer on this.

>>17929714

that's too deep for me to figure out

it reads like serious cat fighting

She might be on the spectrum, but why should you care? It won't affect your life any more than you let it. If she wants to volunteer that info to you then more power to her. If not, just let it be. And if she's being feisty, you don't have to involve yourself until she's being normal/tolerable

>>17929714
There was a girl in my former social group that was like that. A trainwreck really. Got between another girl, whom I was dating at the time, and I which inevitably led to our breakup. My other friends know it was because of her but "they were oh so close" so i just went cold on the whole group. If they can't see how shit she is, then I don't need them in my life.

I bet when it comes to needing my help, "hey anon, could you... for me" lol sorry I'm busy

>>17929675

in USA lots of pills available w/out prescription in 3 strength levels

1 - antacids try these 1st

2 - the tines, famotidine, ranitidine & another i can't remember, try these next

3 - the total pp2 shutdowners like omeprazole, try these last if you take too many you can get fatal diarhhera so follow instructions

change your diet lots of things cause tummyburn

>>17929675
>Do I need to worry about permanent damage

absolutely

tummy ulcers for starters then you can actually burn holes in your throat when the tummy acid boils up, this needs surgery to fix

so yes get on this problem STAT

>>17929675
>Been about 6 hours now with sharp pain and it is especially difficult to lay down and rest.

this actually reads like a perforated ulcer - do internet search

if it was me i would get my ass to emergency room ASAP they can do xrays to see what the deal is

good luck

welcome to the club.
guys just can't deal with rejection and will always take it personal and resent you for it.

>>17929669

>how do i get it to stop

you dont. you cant control others. the best you can do is openly state your desire for vagina early on when meeting people, and try to not be friends with gay guys.

>>17929674
I wish we didn't take it personally. I think women do too.

>>17929685
I don't see that as a solution. Gay people deserve not to be treated homophobically, and telling people, "My name is _____, and I like pussy," is just not feasible.

>>17929631
but why do you miss her? isnt that is just your idolization? believe me when I tell you that everyone is replaceable.
this may seem like the "love yourself first" meme but it holds some true in it
my ex wich I have 2 children with went to fuck a stoner chad of 19 and I just stood there.
Then I became desensitized after a while... a crush here a hookup there and is all fine and dandy now.
Give yourself some time to get over her because man... 4 years it´s just too much to bear with something that is over and gone

>>17929631

The thing about relationship that end is that old memories of them are all you have. She'll never again make mistakes, drive you insane or irritate the fuck out of you. Real girls who you could date that can do that. They are not some faultless nostalgic memory and therefore they will never match up to the memory of her. You have to acknowledge this, realise she's gone for good and then try to move on by giving someone else a fair chance without your ideal of her making it an unfair setting from the start.

I know them feels

It's two years this week since I got dumped. I'm still angry when I think of her. Not angry being dumped but I was idiot and tried to be friends afterwards due to mutual group of friends, and she started shit with me. Ended losing those friends to get away from her shit.

No advice under then never get stuck in the anger phase like me. It's really shit and feels like you are carrying around poison in yourself.

>>17929604

ask her out. ask her how shes doing, what her plans are, then volunteer your own saying ' i was thinking of getting some sushi this weekend' (doesnt ha ve to be sushi of course).

then when she says 'OH EM GEE I LOVE SUSHI :3'

you say 'join me, I'm going saturday.'

then she'll give you an answer. if she says shes busy saturday, try shuffling that, 'maybe friday then?'

if shes still busy and doesn't volunteer her own time, shes clearly not interested so get out.

The next step is don't bother she's gonna end up hurting you anyway.

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>>17929615
Thank you dude, your post made me feel better.
one more cuestion, how much time should i wait to ask her out? today in the morning i asked her name, should i ask her out today?

>>17929622
i have never loved. someone says better loved and lost than never loved.

>>17929528

just google home workouts and you'll see wehats up. there is such thing as the prison workout that can all be done without the weights in your own bedroom, but if you're feeling leisurely at the end of your workout i can tell you you're not going to get results.

>>17929553
my goal right now isn't to get big, its just to lose weight then see what I want after that. I am trying to burn off about 25 pounds, im 200 and I wanna get around 180ish

>>17929528

yes

>>17929483
I'm sure they don't want to expend the resources to develop tests and randomly select and supervise students for several hours when they already have a grade for that class from an accredited institution.

Don't worry.

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>>17929483

lol i went to GT

yes likely they will test the hell out of you to be sure you know the stuff before accepting credits from another "less worthy" college

why ? because GT at least when i was there had a very good rep & got it by their students really learning stuff very well

so if you transfer in from podunk-u most likely the 1st thing that will happen is you start failing your classes because surprise what you learned at podunk-u was all covered in freshman 101 at GT, yes this really happens

or maybe you didn't learn the material as well or as deep or as broad whatever, GT wants to avoid admitting you as a student only to have to fail out later

>>17929591
Great info man. Any other useful info for a guy trying to transfer into Georgia Tech?

>>17929408
Asperger's is just a descriptive label, not a death sentence. It means you have difficulty learning some social skills that most people have less difficulty learning. It does NOT mean you can't learn them, just that you have to work consciously at learning things others learned just through the normal trial-and-error of growing up. Things like reading people's faces and moods, telling when they're being serious or joking - that sort of thing.

Because of those difficulties you are likely to feel uncomfortable in social settings and prone to saying or doing the wrong thing - but again, those are things every normie went through (and continues to go through sometimes), so you are just behind the curve, not permanently incapable.

High-functioning Asperger's is indistinguishable from 'normal' shyness and social awkwardness.

>>17929408
Well .. you seem to be highly functioning and when aware of the issue it'll be easier to navigate. As for being gay .. why sweat it (unless you're russki or snackbar) ? Nothing unusual/unaccepted in most places

>>17929433
You're right, thank you. I guess it will just take time for me to process and become okay with it.

>>17929438
Yeah, I function okay. I have friends, go to university and live independently. I'm just a little strange

Yeah, I'm mostly okay with being gay. It's just hit me that I have two permanent states of "otherness"

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>>17929394
hey! i posted that pic few days ago! stealer!

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>>17929394

My cat just pooped and peed.

>>17929307
Answer these:
>How far?
>How often could you see each other in real life?
>How high are both your sex drives- as in how often would you prefer sex vs how often you will get it from each other?
>How is your compatibility over the phone/text?
>Do you have plans to move closer to each other?
>How long will that take until you move closer?
>Do you have extra income to spend on travel and shipping?

>>17929337
>how far?
2 hrs by bus
>how often could we see each other
Every weekend with some compromise
>sex drives
Thats a good question, id say mine is controllable im going through a rough time in my life. Shes a virgin but she said she'd like to do it. Shes not the type to sleep around just to lose it.
>compatability
P good, we could talk all day. She gets my jokes and memes too however corny that sounds
>plans to move closer to each other
Were both broke ass college kids. I might move closer to her if i could find a job if i have to drop out
>extra income to spend on travel
We are both broke college kids.

Clit vibrator, maybe a thick vibrator for g-spot (not the bent one, this is too pointy and might hurt), manual clit pump, and a vibrating cock ring

This is the "starter pack" imo and almost 100% sure it'll please both of you.

I worked in a sex shop some 10+ years ago and I have tried a few toys with my gf, so "ama" I guess

Cock ring.

>>17929285
What's your price range?
I've been ogling the wevibe. Remote controlled handsfree vibrator that you can wear while having sex. Bluetooth operated, can be used from anywhere in the world.

find a bull

Girls enjoy any activity that her boyfriend spends lots of cash at

>>17929254
It's obviously different from person to person.
I like when my boyfriend helps me with everyday things - when he notices I'm tired and does the dishes, when he does the bed or cooks breakfast if I'm running late in the morning, when he prepares coffee when I have to wake up extra early.
I really like when he surprises me with small gifts - he usually brings me flowers or buys me my favourite chocolate/tea.
I like when he encourages me, tells me I'm doing good in my life, tells me he loves me.
I like cuddles. I like affection.
Orgasms are pretty cool too.

>>17929211
She wouldn't be openly talking about it with you if she wasn't interested. That is, she's reciprocating your intentions by staying open to the idea -- set a date to hang out (watch a movie or something) and then make a move. It's smooth sailing from there, because you can then be a little bit more open about sexual things through text/online chat to plan more shit out

>>17929233
Actually we:re both fucking awful at texting
All of this was said in real life after we finish getting dinner or doing whatever.

>>17929243
Oh -- in that case, even better.

Hit her up, OP. Just make a move and see where it goes. If she was just flirting, then don't try any thing again. But if she's down, you're gold. It's on you though to make the move -- girls will almost never do it themselves

Don't ask, just do it