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How do you have sex with someone you are not attracted to?

I'm in an arranged marriage, but I do genuinely love my wife, with all my heart. She's smart, beautiful, kind, and very attracted to me. She's also my best friend.

Unfortunately, I am just not attracted to women. I've known this my whole life. I don't have any desire to run out and have casual sex with men, to cheat on my wife, to date, or to do the bar scene. That at sounds like hell to me. I just want to settle down and have a family with this person I love.


But my penis is fucking betraying me. I want to make my wife happy, but getting aroused in very difficult. Meanwhile, if an attractive guy accidentally brushes up against me at work, it is incredibly distracting and I am immediately turned on.

My wife knows all of this - I don't hide my struggles from her - but it makes her very sad because she is still very attracted to me.

I've gotta get it up, /adv/

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I have a really bad case of puffy nipples. Ever since I was 12 I would either tape them down or wear a special shirt my parents got me that is really tight so it can flatten them down. This has worked fine but now I'm gonna have to take my shirt off in front of a girl and idk what to do.

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>Both old as fuck virgins (23)
>Her legs are locked down like Area 51
>Get BJs, and eat her out every now and then
>Decide to get her a vibrator to use on her, to hopefully help her explore her sexuality
>She loves it, basically looks like shes going through an exorcism every time
>BJs stop, eating pussy stops
>All she wants now whenever she is horny (rarely), is the vibrator

Please help me.

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I'd like to know what age women should use feminine wash? How old (if you are female) were you when you started using it?

So anyways, I've been experiencing an unpleasant odor from my gf down there, and I really want to perform oral more often because she loves it when I do. But I have to really hold my nose and be a trooper to last even over a minute.

I really feel bad about this, I want to do it more for her, so I started asking her some questions.

I found out that she only uses body wash from bath and body works, and that she doesn't use any feminine wash or regular unscented soap.
From what I've read it's what you need for down there. I tried telling her this, but she says theres nothing wrong with what she's doing and if there was anything wrong her gynecologist would have said something.

I want to also mention that she's 18 and I'm in my 20's, so i'm thinking maybe she hasn't been properly educated on this. I'd really appreciate some more insight.

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My wife and I had our account hacked and someone posted her nudes on Tumblr. Random guys kept contacting her through fb. I was able to get tumblr to remove photos, but how do I make sure they are not posted somewhere else?

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Anybody have experience bribing people anonymously? My ex boss is cheating on her husband. I don't have any evidence, bit I saw messages between her and the guy. I wanted to bribe her into sending me pics over an extra snap account. What's your opinions?

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My kink is girls talking about their feet. I don't know why and I realise it's really fucking unusual. What's a good way to subtley move a one-on-one conversation in that direction?

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I have zero motivation anymore, and I don't know how to fix it.

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A guy whom I was seeing long-distance and whom I really liked suddenly ghosted me a month or so ago--ostensibly because he found someone else who lives closer--and I got really badly hurt. He was a cool dude, and I can't really just tell myself he's just a shitty dude that wasn't worth my time to begin with.

Is it wrong of me to want to unload all my feelings on him to explain to him why what he did was so shitty and to make him feel like shit? I feel like he doesn't realize how badly he hurt me and I'm having a hard time moving on with all these pent-up feelings over what he did still inside me. Like, I feel bad that he more than likely doesn't feel bad and I don't want him to think that sort of behavior is acceptable going forward in his future dating endeavors.

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Dealing with some difficult relationship issues, anons.

I'm an American and my Girlfriend in Britain. We met 13 years ago while I was doing a semester abroad. We've been together ever since and it has, overall, been a great relationship.

However, she has mentioned that she is unwilling to move to the US because she wants to be near her family. I've explained to her that either way we go, one of us is going to have to leave their family, connections, and friends behind, so I feel that it would be most fair to look at it from a financial perspective.

I own a house in the US while she lives with her parents (although her parents are pretty cool and much more helpful/understanding than mine). I'd likely have to sell my home as well as everything in it, incurring significant costs. Incomes in the UK are also significantly lower and costs much higher. I would also face double-taxation if I moved in the UK and she would not if she moved here.

I spent several years living in Britain and absolutely hated it there, so I'm not too eager to give in on this. I am, however, 31 years old and fear that I would be giving up on a relationship that has otherwise worked very well and that I have already invested a significant portion of my life into. I'd also be unlikely to find another decent person at this point in my life. All the available women my age are now emotionally unstable sluts who couldn't hold down a partner and get married.

Wut do?

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ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything

GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.

FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.

>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.

>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.

>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.

>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off

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I work in pest control. Tell me your woes and I'll tell you what to buy and how to use it to rid yourself of your bug related woes.

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I wish I could charge $1000 hour. I just stopped crying. Ugly skinny girls can charge this price because they are either jewish or already rich.
I like to role play and dont mind what im doing now but the fact that I wont be a $1000 hour girl is making me sad. Right now im barely $200.

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Hey /adv/. Got kicked out, staying at a friends place. I have about $10k USD in my bank account and I only have a semester of college under my belt. Should I work part time and continue college? If I do, that means I'll have to take out loans; Or should I just work in some retail job for a few years and save up my money and decide what I'm going to do from there? (I'm in computer science at the moment) What's the best option for me? Thanks.

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So i like this girl. She has anxiety so she never texts first so I'm always initiating conversation and sometimes I feel annoying and I'm not sure if she even wants to talk to me. Conversation seems fine but I'm just not sure. The other day she never replied to my message and she stopped liking my statuses/insta posts and I'm not sure if that coincidence or she doesn't like me anymore? Should I try messaging her tomorrow? Please help 4chan.