My kink is girls talking about their feet. I don't know

"do you have cool feet"

"So I was thinking of getting a pedicure. Ever had one?"

I feel like I'm not getting the sort of serious responses I deserve

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>>18008314
Hmm. All i can think of is the following:

>My running shoes are crap- what do you recommend?
>My damn sister is really into shoes, what do you recommend?
>Oh man, I got so sunburnt on my feet last week.

Will think of some more OP> Let us know how you get on.

>>18008452
Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to disrespect your request for help in manipulating unknowing women into assisting personally pleasuring you by fulfilling your deviant fetish. Like, I didn't mean to offend you by implying that you trying to jack off to random chicks talking about their feet was not a serious matter.

>>18008469
Calm down mate, it's just a bit of harmless fun

>>18008469
>Like

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>>18008314

It is far less creepy to just come out and be honest about your fetish than it is to try to subtly steer the conversation towards feet.

Women will be far more receptive to honesty then you trying to get them to arouse you without their knowledge. Not to mention the fact that any woman with a decent head on her shoulders will immediately become creeped out when you keep trying to talk about her feet.

>"Ugh, it's so hot in here. Can I fan my face with your socks? It's totally fine if they are sweaty."
Add a nohomo to that and it works on men too

>>18008314
Just tell them thats your thing man. Nothing to be ashamed of. Sooner you get it out the better.

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>>18008507
I mean it's not really a thing I'm intending to do specifically to women I'm dating. More like a general thing.

>>18009845

So Anon here was right >>18008469

You are a creep.

>>18009865
Oh yeah.

Become a foot doctor genius, get paid to live the dream.
>or just claim that you're in med school for that and ask them foot related questions for a "thesis"

"what shoes are those, are they comfy?"

>>18008844
will report back with results

>Be a footfag(pls don't judge me)
>Ex says she's really tired
>"Mind if I took my shoes off?"
>Okay
>"Can I remove my socks?"
>Eh sure
>She starts rubbing her feet on my dick
>Mondo cool
>Reach out for feet
>She's all dry and full of callouses
>Try to contain my disgust and remove her feet ASAP

And this is why you should never have high expectations.

>>18008469
Funny as shit