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>>18011341
Yes, protip: drink some vodka and drive off of a bridge

Wtf are you trying to get a hitman for, why would your family ever suspect that you're important enough that someone would execute you

>>18011341

for the next two months become that guy who takes pictures of sunsets and sends them to friends or posts them on facebook. by week two you're going to the tops of hills. by week three, tops of buildings. at the end of the month you go out around sunset, you buy a mcdouble (or other sandwich of your choice) and climb to the top of the tallest building. pull out your phone, set it to camera, and take a few pics. burger in one hand, a few bites in, camera in the other.

you walk to the edge trying to get the best photo, then you accidentally fall.

boom, you're now that guy who died trying to share a moment of happiness and beauty with his friends and family, a tragic death, too young, but not a suicider.

but this plan requires you to eat a mcdouble for your last meal so OBVIOUSLY not gonna work.

>>18011341
Guy in the pic looks like such a faggot.

I would love to beat the fuck out of him.

>>18011315
Venmo her money

>>18011315
My, you do have a very limited imagination, don't you? Instead of making getting nudes your goal in life, why not aim a little higher, like getting a real live gf?

>>18011315
i hate to burst your bubble, anon, but strippers give their numbers out to everyone. they will call or text to tell you when theyre working so you can throw more shekels at them. they all have a work phone and a personal phone. guess which one you got.

>>18011295
>teehee i want my bf to be dominant but i won't even talk to him about it
>he should naturally know how to please me

you're not submissive, you're lazy

Whisper in his ear "Stick it in my pooper." That should do it!

>>18011300
This

>>18011295
As a guy who's fiance is constantly asking to do new things, just stop asking. It's annoying and you should just appreciate that he fucks you as well as he does; if you're getting off repeatedly during sex and he's doing most/all of the work, don't expect much more

I'm projecting

What did you say, OP? This is important if you want an honest answer.

I agree with >>18011334 details would be important in this situation, but you're not obligated to.

That said, people are assholes. I've gotten used to it at this point. I just stopped caring about other peoples opinions on me for the most part. Only the opinions of people close to me matter at this point.

If it's not too big of a lie, then I'd play it off as a joke, assuming it's not too late that is. Best of luck anon, but I wouldn't sweat it too much if things don't pan out.

>>18011289
You never mentioned what you said, so yeah, you lied so it's your fault, deal with it

>>18011286
No.

They only ever work if you were in a relationship with that person and one of you had to move away for work or school. And even then it's a stretch.

Don't bother.

This girl was relocated to a different country, she always parroted "people are always judging, long distance relationships do work I can make my own decisions yadda yadda" whenever people commented on their relationship. In the end they did broke up and guess what, distance did matter. Being so far away from the other person killed any form of communication, I think of of them cheated.

Another guy from college started "seeing" a girl he met on some chat room. He took a 5 hour trip every weekend just to see her. They broke up because of the distance.

Tl;Dr they broke up because of the distance. It does matter.

>>18011292
This
My fiance and I have been together since high school, and when I moved 5 hours away for college it got pretty rough in some spots. I cant imagine having to take a plane

>>18011285
Try it again. I've been there before. It's normal. Even if you're not a virgin and you're with a new girl for the first time, it happens.

>>18011297
To add: I'm 27 and I was on SSRIs (which sometimes make it hard for your dick to work). I was with a girl over the summer and I couldn't get it up all the way. Yeah, it was fucking embarrassing, but I'm telling you a lot of guys have stories like this.

>>18011285
I wouldn't worry about it. Give it another go. Sometimes the first time you're with someone the anxiety will get to you. It happens to plenty of people but eventually you get over it

Are you happy as a lawyer? Was it worth becoming one?

Same guy as above. The solution is to deal with it, move on and stay on top of things from now on. I know it's bullshit, but that's how life is. Whenever you can, find a way to work with different and more reliable people.

>>18011282
Take the money and try to avoid doing business with him in future.

In future, be sure you establish in advance and in writing what your professional terms and rates are, with the notice that by continuing with you from that moment on they are accepting your rates. That, essentially, is what the client did to you, and by continuing to work after she announced her intention to pay $75 you accepted those terms. And in the future don't "assume" anything about times, places, what to supply, etc. Track down the solid information.

This is all VERY elementary first-week-of-law-school stuff, and you had better learn it quick.

>>18011245
>I want to call them. What should I do?
Was this your therapist's idea? Or have you talked with him/her about it?

I have no idea what it's like being a rape victim, obviously. But as a guy I can tell you that nothing makes a man more uncomfortable than a woman crying. I say do it. Make them feel like complete shit. Ruin their lives if they have a family.

>>18011245
It's a little late for action. It's very unfortunate this happened to you, but in current culture their wives/significant others would likely disbelieve you if you told them. You should still try.

No, not my therapist's idea for sure. Just my own desire for some kind of closure...I don't know, I'm not even looking for revenge (though I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought about it...) just acknowledgement that a fucked up thing happened. I'm sure they would deny but I just want to know they heard me say "you did something really fucked up"

Either a lot or not at all.

It depends on whether it was a working pill or one of the placebos.

>>18011243

ur already pregnant.

>>18011254
it was a working pill.

>>18011231
Red flag.

Super intimate he's teaching her how to ride. My ex got so jealous when I took a ride from a friend who also had a bike. Said it was because it appeared I was associated with the guy on a deeper more intimate level. Idk, I'd be paranoid and angry. Would confront my guy and let him know I'm uncomfortable and why I am feeling so unsettled about the entire thing and listen to what he has to say.

Prepare for the worst femanon. I don't feel any good coming from this but I could be dead wrong.

Kek what'd you expect from a ldr?
You dun cuck'd

>>18011231

You're not controlling by expressing that you're not comfortable with something happening. Your boyfriend sounds like a good guy, he even asks you for permission to make sure you're not uncomfortable, so just tell him where you draw the line. He should however know what might be inappropriate and what isn't without having to ask. I think going back to her place alone after drinking together is a bit of a red flag.

You're just delaying things yourself, I'd say ultimately because you're scared of actually changing. I wouldn't really say it's OCD.

You have to think about this in the long term- if you don't change this, you will literally be 60 and in the same mental place as you are now. That's not to scare you, but just to help you realise that you need to start right now, absolutely no excuses.

The perfect time will never come, and the idea of 'evenness' that you have in your mind is entirely in your mind. We can find faults with absolutely anything, this is human nature. You're aware of that, you can move beyond it. But you need to ignore the 'feeling' because the 'feeling' that it isn't right is the excuse not to.

For example, nofap February, going from the 1st to the 28th is not important. The main thing is your mental and physical health, it's about stopping something that you think is harmful or something like that.

Ultimately as well, you have to think about when one day becomes another. This is a problem that we have as humans, because really one day slowly transforms into another, but we have to draw a line somewhere. It's kind of like- imagine a plate with the sides slowly rising up- when do we call it a bowl? If it keeps going, when do we call it a cup? Like your approach to 'proper intervals' it's largely your choice.

>>18011569
Why'd you bump, the first post was the only one necessary
Sorry it wasn't what you wanted to hear

>>18011212
you'd rather think and talk about how you want to act than actually act, just like 99% of people on his planet.

>>18011207
don't ask for her number. ask her at work if she wants to go out for drinks afterwards. i guess the only problem there is that she doesn't have her own car and her boyfriend would pick her up(?)

>>18011220
This could be easier, man, i have my own car, we can get out earlier and go wherever, at the end we just have to come back to work so he thinks she was working the whole time. Good idea. I don't want a relationship with her, I just want to have sex with her hot ass

>>18011238
Just take some time and formulate a plan outside of work.

Knowing that she actually wants to fuck you and not that he considers you a "really nice guy" is very, very valuable information. I can't stress that enough but I'm sure you understand

You're in the clear my man. Just don't be too forward.

>>18011196
Would you consider it cheating if your girlfriend did that?
Anyway, yeah, most people wouldn't like that.

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why would you be so desperate to send nudes to strangers online unless you're 13 and your """""gf""""" isnt interested in sex?

op is a faggot

>>18011196
Yes, because it would hurt your partner.

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>>18011185
I sincerely hope this is bait

>>18011185
Yawn. An anime fan who is also a pedophile. What else is fucking new?

Here is my advice:

Fuck you, you piece of shit.

>>18011185
Your early 20s will pass and it will all be over like a weird dream.

Make sure you keep in touch as the years pass by, family is important and opposite gender friends are increasingly difficult to maintain as the years go by.

>>18011150

there isnt. if there was it would be shouted from the roof tops and we'd just have a new set of heightism but with an extra foot added.

short of going to outer space or breaking your bones, you got nothing.

>>18011150
Mate. If there was a way to become taller, all guys would be 6' +

You gotta deal with the cards you're dealt in this life.

Better start picking up some weights my man.

Na there isn't...just get ripped as fk and learn a sport like wrestling or something ull get tons of ass and know how to defend urself