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So I broke my ankle Sunday morning and had surgery yesterday. They put a metal plate and screw in my ankle. Going to be out of commission for around 12-14 weeks (maybe more).
Does anyone have any advice for the situation I find myself in. Ie; tips for going to the bathroom, preparing food, showering, entertainment, ect.
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Only thing really I'd suggest is going to a physiotherapist after everything has come off.
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>>18009162
I believe it is quite common to put a plastic bag around the cast, look this up for more information (should be enough to find online). Use crutches and just use your senses. Keep it out of harm's way.
I received 4 injuries within this last year. 2 Inflammations and 2 fractures. Still recovering from this last fracture. I've just navigated as usual (but with crutches), but I haven't had a cast. Wish I could help more.
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>>18009181
The plastic bag goes around the cast when you're showering. Sorry, I forgot to include that.
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I'm having a girl over tonight. Should i get rid of this poster, or can it stay on?
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Hide it.
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Take it down and never put it back up.
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>>18009159
Duplicate it and post 10 in every room of your home. MAKE A STATEMENT TO HER, ANON
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A friend of mine for years started hanging out with me again.
Me, her,and a mutual friend always go to bars. Mutual friend asked me if i ever would consider dating the girl. I aksed him why and he said "no reason i just like playing matchmaker." He said we would be good together and already argue like a couple.
The three of us have gotten drunk on multiple occasions. We take a cab home always. While in the cab, she locks arms with me. She gets a little crazy when drunk so i have to calm her down every time. I put my hand on her upper thigh one time and she didnt think twice about it.
One night she kissed me goodnight twice on the cheeks, close to the lips after I dropped her off as well.(She was shitfaced).
She also demands i let her know when i get home safe.
When she's sober she always argues and bitches at me, etc.
She also calls me a pussy and makes fun of me for not having a girlfriend (shes single too)
I cant tell whats going on. At all. Im very bad with reading women. Normally these would be signs, or at least i think they would, but Ive learned to never assume anything.
Whats going on?
I would guess that the only reason my friend asked is because she made him. Thats usually how that shit works.
Also when I ask her why she ""abuses"" me, she says "youre different."
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sorry buddy, you're just her frieeeend
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>>18009156
She very very obviously wants your dick
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>>18009207
Yeah OP get drunk at your place sometime and bring a condom.
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I've pretty much exhausted all of tinder and okcupid in my area.
There's no girls left and I haven't had a single hook up.
How can it be done? I want to hook up
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>>18009126
Wash yourself, get dressed, go to a pub/bar, gtab a drink, start a conversation with a girl. If it doesn't work out, move on and repeat the last step.
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>>18009126
You should give a shit sbout these dating apps. They validate too much through the first impression. If you still want to keep on, try to get good new pics and a nice status.
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>>18009126
post pic, show us what you got.
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how do I stop being gay?
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>>18009125
Leave 4chan desu if you don't feel straight after a month or two you had real gay not 4chan gay
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>>18009125
Suck a lot of cock. You'll get very bored of it eventually and won't want to see another for potentially the rest of your life.
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>>18009125
Why would you want to?
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(got sent here by an anon from r9k since he said this board is more relevant.)
I had the realization that I've got literally no empathy for anyone what-so-ever. I lost a friend today and the first thing my mind jumped to is 'how can I use this to make myself more popular.'
This caused me to look back at my past, and I saw that I had been doing it for almost all my life. Shit childhood I suppose, parents were cunts. I'm trying not to be edgy, if it came across like that call me a faggot.
Who else /lowempathy/ here? Anyone else not have that ability to care how others may be feeling?
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>>18009016
You're a physcopath Harry.
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>>18009016
You sound depressed, whether you're aware of that or not.
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>This caused me to look back at my past, and I saw that I had been doing it for almost all my life. Shit childhood I suppose,
empathy is usually an extension of sharing commonly understood suffering.
do you also have no sense of humor?
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Am I being scammed?
A week ago I put up a listing for a laptop I was selling. It ended a few hours ago and the winner messaged me that he cannot pay for the laptop using his credit card because it exceeds his spending limit of $250 dollars. However, his solution was for me to send him a Paypal invoice and he would get his friends to borrow their credit cards to pay for the transactions. Now i'm new to ebay but this sounds EXTREMELY fishy. Is this a common scam? I was afraid of using ebay because of being taken advantage of.
What should I do?
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you should get him to send you the money before shipping the item.
no money, no item
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>>18008942
Of course. He is saying I should send him an invoice and he'll pay using multiple credit cards. Then after that I should make it paid on Ebay.
The way he typed out this message makes me highly suspect he is a scammer. I already do not like this transaction and want to call it off. If he cannot pay, what happens then?
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>>18008934
If you have a job working at a company or know you're going to be spending so much money on a laptop, why wouldn't you have the funds ready?
Having a company job usually means you'd have your own credit card.
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Anybody else feel like they aren't mature enough to live like an adult
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Probably like 99% of adults.
Unless they want to insult another adult, and then suddenly everyone is less adult than them.
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>>18008851
No. But I often feel like I am surrounded by 25 year old children at the University I go to.
As long as you are under 30, You are not in the minority when it comes to immaturity.
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>>18008867
I feel like you're the type of guy who would like pic related on facebook.
OP, it depends on what you mean. Do you mean not mature enough to pay your bills and go to work? Or do you mean act like a stereotypical adult who enjoys gardening and neighborhood watch more than video games? Because those are vastly different things. You'll likely adjust to the former, and it's okay to get help if that adjustment is proving difficult. The latter is fine and shouldn't be stressed over.
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how to live each week for 20 dollars?
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>>18008839
Move to Africa
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>>18008845
I said each week, not one week
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>>18008849
Make sense nigger
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Trying to decide what to write for my girlfriend's birthday without making it sound too corny, but she's a goofy girl, so I'm not trying to make it sound so serious either.
"happy birthday to the cutest girl alive. May you always be 'beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning! Stronger than the foundations of the earth.'"
She's a huge Tolkien fan, so I'm sure she'll appreciate that part, my autism meter has been off lately, so I can't gauge how cringey it sounds
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It's fine.
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Romance is always cringy, its the thought that counts
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>>18008737
This isn't that bad if she is also autistic.
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I'm trying to coin a term, but require help.
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so, I've got a personal problem here:
you know foreskin?
well...the girls always leave it down.
How do I make them understand that I'll be finished when they put the foreskin back in place?
one time I even explicitly told the girl what to do and she ran away
I am a firm believer that a woman should finish what she begins.
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Is it really that hard for you to reach down and do it yourself? I don't ask you to put my panties or bra on afterwards. Get a reality check boy.
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>>18008785
op irreparably btfo
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>>18008785
This, mostly.
Also, where do you live? Are women there used to seeing foreskin? I've not really been with many uncut guys but I don't really mess with their foreskin much, and wouldn't think to pull it back up...especially because I'd think you wouldn't want all that sex juice trapped between your glans and your foreskin, you smegma-encrusted weirdo.
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This girl I've dating pissed me off tonight. She says she doesn't handle affection well which I get but she acts totally casual about our relationship (we're "hanging out"). I wouldn't have problems with this except she kind of makes a stink about me having certain dating apps on my phone (which I've since removed). Then she actually said that she doesn't plan on staying in this area forever so I shouldn't get too attached to her. I'm starting to question this whole arrangement but the worst part is I think that's exactly what she wants me to do.
What in the fuck is wrong with you women?
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Shes obviously testing you and trying to get you to "chase" after her and prove how you feel. Bitches be cray.
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>>18008703
>What in the fuck is wrong with you women?
You have bad taste.
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>>18008703
did you meet her over the dating app
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Threesome with childhood friend
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I just got the balls to ask one of my closest friends for a threesome. She was sceptical at first but she thought about it and finally agreed to it. She only would do so with people that she truly trusted. A few days later my girlfriend, (who's now my ex), went emotionally unstable with different reasons and we decided to break off our relationship. My friend that I asked knows about it and encouraged us breaking apart, and is herself finalizing a divorce. We went in depth about each other's fetishes and sexual history and went into detail about our bodies the night I asked her but haven't brought up the subject again since. It's been a week or so and I still want to go through with everything but just her and myself. So I guess what I'm asking is what would be everyone's thoughts and suggestions from this point moving forward? Ask any and all questions that you like. Thanks in advance, seriously.
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Self bump for advice
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Do you still want to be friends with this person or do you want a relationship? Are you willing to risk your friendship?
If the answer is "friends" then don't do it. If the answer is "relationship" then you have to consider if it's worth the risk of losing them.
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>>18008694
WHAT COLOR IS THE BOARD?
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I'm quitting masturbating for at least the next month and hopefully for good. I'm sick of being a slave to something so revolting.
Is this really the right course of action? Just for clarification, I'm a kissless virgin who's accepted that he will never ever have a girlfriend and no longer desires one at all.
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Hmm, depends.
How ugly are you, how bigs ya dick, and why the fuck do you find rubbing one off disgusting.
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>>18008938
>How ugly are you
Not ugly at all, just autistic.
>how bigs ya dick
Why does it matter? I'm not planning on ever using it and I was never good with calculating the length of things anyways.
>why the fuck do you find rubbing one off disgusting
Because it keeps trying to control and degenerate me. It's just like the Jews that /pol/ keeps complaining about.
Ever heard the phrase "Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven"? That's something I would say.
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>>18008951
M8, i can tell you from personal experience, that sex is fucking awesome. The fact that you've so easily given up, when you aren't even ugly is just astonishing. Have you even tried tindr, or a specialist dating site for gamers/anime lovers? thats how i found my gf.
I'm a white guy living in the united states with my Iranian immigrant girlfriend. Things are starting to get pretty scary around here, and we're starting to worry if she'll be able to stay. What are the chances that things will get serious for people who aren't traveling internationally, and what can we do to ride out these four crazy years?
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>>18008517
>What are the chances that things will get serious for people who aren't traveling internationally
Its hard to tell.
>and what can we do to ride out these four crazy years?
Arm yourself. Keep a good eye on your girlfriend and be prepared to defend yourself from the ignorant xenophobes that will no doubt emerge during the next four years.
Speak out. Be vocal. Don't take shit from anyone. Let all the racists, xenophobes, bigots and fuckheads know that if they want a war they'll get it.
Unfortunately, being with an Iranian immigrant means that you don't really get to sit on the sidelines for this one. During times like this you have to pick a side and you have to be ready to stick with it.
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Is she here legally? Does she have the proper paperwork and carry a copy of it? IS she abiding the conditions of her stay here aka if she's on a work visa is she gainfully employed like she should be? Does she have plans to go back to Iran in the next couple of months? Does she have connections to terrorism, or have sympathies for terrorists? If you answered yes to the first couple of questions and no to the last, then it's fine and you have nothing to worry about. If you answered no to any of the first couple and/or yes to the last, fuck your sandnigger gf and fuck you, I look forward to her deportment and I hope she gets raped in the detainment center.
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>>18008517
Is she a legal immigrant? If so, she'll be fine.
If she's illegal THEN SHE SHOULDN'T BE IN THE USA IN THE FIRST PLACE.