I'm quitting masturbating for at least the next month and

Hmm, depends.

How ugly are you, how bigs ya dick, and why the fuck do you find rubbing one off disgusting.

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>>18008938
>How ugly are you
Not ugly at all, just autistic.
>how bigs ya dick
Why does it matter? I'm not planning on ever using it and I was never good with calculating the length of things anyways.
>why the fuck do you find rubbing one off disgusting
Because it keeps trying to control and degenerate me. It's just like the Jews that /pol/ keeps complaining about.

Ever heard the phrase "Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven"? That's something I would say.

>>18008951
M8, i can tell you from personal experience, that sex is fucking awesome. The fact that you've so easily given up, when you aren't even ugly is just astonishing. Have you even tried tindr, or a specialist dating site for gamers/anime lovers? thats how i found my gf.

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>>18008962
>sex is fucking awesome
Tell me something I don't know. The fact that it's so "awesome" sickens me.
>dating site
Why would I go to one if I don't desire a girlfriend?

>>18008973
Buddy, you need a gf. That way you don't have to pretend that your waifu is real, and have actual human companionship, AND you don't have to jerk off.

>Tell me something I don't know. The fact that it's so "awesome" sickens me.

Wow, what are you, a religious zealot? if something is awesome, you should continue doing it, unless its having adverse effects on your life and relationships. You clearly don't have either, so its fine.

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>>18008991
Seija isn't real and she's not my waifu. She's nothing more than a character that I feel like posting.
>what are you, a religious zealot?
I was bullied in school because most of the kids thought I was a demon or something. I don't think I'll ever be able to call myself religious.
>if something is awesome, you should continue doing it
Look at the phrase I posted above. "Awesome" things like masturbating, sex and feeling the warmth of your girlfriend in bed belong in heaven.