I've pretty much exhausted all of tinder and okcupid in

>>18009126
Wash yourself, get dressed, go to a pub/bar, gtab a drink, start a conversation with a girl. If it doesn't work out, move on and repeat the last step.

>>18009126
You should give a shit sbout these dating apps. They validate too much through the first impression. If you still want to keep on, try to get good new pics and a nice status.

>>18009126

post pic, show us what you got.

>>18009164
>start a conversation
Seriously how

>>18009841
Ask her about herself and let her do the talking.

>>18009858
What words do I need? I can't just say "tell me about yourself". Please accommodate for my autism.

Stop being so picky and just ask girls if they want to fuck. Be direct and find out. Remember every female is different but if you fuck a couple of fatties then you'll start to understand how the skinny bitches want to get some. It's all a matter of action anon. If you think about it too much you are wasting your time and literally youve chosen to sit there and think instead of doing what your balls want you to do. Why do you deny yourself?

>>18009937
This. Use that retarded emoji one too chicks love that shit. Like ; D > 8==D-() ('_') b

>>18009960
If you cant follow our advice then why the fuck are you asking. It's like when a teacher tells you to do something and you'll get an A if you do what they want by the tee otherwise if you don't follow the rules then you'll get docked points. IF YOU DONT LISTEN TO ADVICE THEN YOU WONT GET THE RESULTS YOU WANT. Otherwise you might be asking the wrong question for the problem you have.

What do you put in your bio for Tinder and what opening line to use to grab a womans attention?