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So I have this super weird thing where my feet are ALWAYS super cold all the time in room temperature.
The second I take my shoes and socks off I feel them getting cold. I had them together right now getting warm and just after I moved them I felt the cold.
Any tips and/or advices? Thanks

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I've resolved that the only way I can understand how women work thus how to get them in bed without fucking one once or twice.
Is this the time for coaxing pity sex from the several older friends and colleagues I have who honestly do owe me such favors, or is there a mantra I can chant that will keep from neglecting to approach women who unknown to me was to be the performer tonight and the exchange after which would have given the opportunity for a date, for reasons not quite defined but seem to revolve around conversations with such unlikely goals are a waste of time for both parties?
I'm going to a thing tomorrow where none of the women I would see would be performing thus exterminating any machismo I might have had with an astounding voice, so the only thing stopping me from sweating the sheets with a chubby goth with nipple piercings would be myself.
Pic not related but I would like to do the H with her before she becomes physically unable and I inevitably kill myself.

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Straight up, no bullshit: Why do women move on from heartbreak faster than men?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3187416/Breakups-hurt-women-short-term-men-NEVER-recover-researchers-claim.html

Take me for example.

I was dumped last summer.

Since then, I've partied, fucked, dated, and had fun with a variety of women - more attractive than my ex, too.

But still, I do wonder how she's doing.

There'll be times where a song will come on the radio and I'll get sad.

There'll be times where I'll get mad and think "I can't believe that birch ruined what we had..." etc

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Hey, Quick story.

>Be me, Beta 25 year old.
>I sucked with girls forever.
>Recently graduated university, looking for a mate.
>Start looking online hard
>Someone mentions I should go to vegas and try and pick up girls for a few weeks.
>Think it's a great Idea.
>Go to clubs, pick up about 4 girls, bring them home and have sex with no condom
>Feels great man
>Fly home, Chill, go back to regular life, looking for a job
>Meet a girl on online dating. She's smart, fun, Loyal, Pretty, lots of sex.
>a few weeks pass by (4-5 to be exact)
> Start noticing bumps on the bottom side of my dick.
>Never been there before.
>Few days later there is a few more of these bumps.
>Planning on going to the Sex clinic on monday

I am unsure what it is exactly...Best bet is that it looks like genital warts. It isn't painful or anything, just look so subtly weird.

Haven't aid anything to girl. Decided not to have sex till it's checked out.

I have no idea what to do. I'm so fucked. I'm so sad. This is on top of a few other things that have recently happened. This is the end of my sex life. and I only fucked 5 girls in my life.

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I'm a guy. I fell in love with my guy friend. He's straight(seen his "links collection") but is a virgin. He always rejects women, basically psychological issues stemming from family problems, specifically parental conflict since he was a kid.
Anyway, we go to the same college, eat together, play vidya together, basically shit that bros do. Being the loner that I am, everything kinda developed on me. The fact that we sometimes joke saying we love each other doesn't help. He's probably straight so I wouldn't want to creep him out with my intensifying feelings.
My problem is, I want this feeling to end. I want him to be just my friend. I always enjoy being with him and I don't want to lose him because of these emotions. I need help.

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A friend wants me to go in on buying 40 acres in Northern California to grow pot.

We'd need $8k down and almost $800.00/month on the for sale by owner land.

No utilities. To install them the gov requires a structure so at least a mobile home on a foundation then a 100 foot well then solar panels..

If I sold my home I might end up with $40,000 .

How much would we need to get all this and a crop in the ground worth enough to make it profitable?

Its probably within range of day jobs for a few months but no way do I want to jeopardize my money.

Will the California legal weed market sustain new grower ops?

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I have a huge problem, I might kill myself if it doesn't fix itself. How do I explain why I'm denying everything social? Example: even my parents, I tell them I can't go to several vacations or even see friends or family anymore because I really can't deal with it, I have a rare problem I can't tell anyone - all I can do is wait for it to be over or kill myself if it fails. That's why I've been NEET for so long. What is an excuse so they accept my weird behavior?

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What job can I get certified for in a year or less that makes me 16 dollars an hour? I'm willing to work at it 12 hours a day so even if it normally takes longer than a year to get certified I might be able to finish it faster.

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Hi, what are some mind tricks I can use to make my boyfriend think we are kindred souls and be his oneitis etc?

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I need some help. Please.

I was basically fired today, seriously, and I feel like killing myself. Technically I've been only a full-time intern, paid by hour with overtime, for 8 months, but was told repeatedly by the boss that as soon as I proved myself I could be moved on permanently. I'm only 22 but I have a job as an actuary. I thought I had been doing a great job. Yesterday the boss scheduled a meeting to see me today so I genuinely thought I was going to be moved to full time or given a project or something. He told me that he had decided to terminate my employment in 4 weeks. He said basically that the project I had been putting all my time into was not really helping the company that much and that there basically weren't going to be any other projects for a few months possibly, so it wouldn't make sense to keep me there and it "didn't feel like a great fit" for me. I was devastated and told him about how I would work harder and get myself on board with whatever projects there are and how my wife and I had just started settling into the area and this was a huge change and big deal to me. He said frankly that I just wasn't as efficient as I needed to be yet. I almost cried but said that it meant a lot to me to be there and asked for another chance. So he said ok, I could try again for another chance, but there really wouldn't be much work to do or much of an opportunity so he wasn't sure if it would work out at all. He said ok, he wouldn't make his decision final quite yet, but that after 4 weeks he would decide finally.

I'm feeling so suicidal right now. I told my wife, who was just getting settled in this area with me and she was just starting to make friends here. All our stuff is here and my pay was good.

I really want to kill myself with pills or a knife right now.

If anyone here could give me any advice, I'd sincerely appreciate it.
I've been crying so much since I got home I can hardly move.

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>older bro has always been the cool dudebro type that was good with girls, active social life, dude every body liked.
>I was a the complete opposite typical geek type, socially awkward, never could relate to my brother's friends.
>one time get super drunk
>started apologizing to him that I was a loser and a failed brother and how I never ended up being cool like James (a friend of ours who was my age who he used to go play basketball with and do cool people stuff with because like AJ Soprano, that just wasn't in my nature) and how he was probably the brother he wished he always had.
>My brother reacts similarly saying how he never thought of it like that and it was good that I wasn't like him who always made dumbass decisions growing up and how I was responsible and shit
it was kind of gay and awkward for a few weeks after that where he kept reminding me that he loved me and shit.

Did he really mean it when during his wedding speech he told me he wouldn't have wanted me any other way and that he was proud that I was his brother and that he couldn't have wished for a better brother?

or does he secretly wished I was more like James and was just saying all those things because of how pathetic I looked when I was drunk?

fuck I'm tearing up typing this.

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How do you recover after going through an incredibly humiliating and ego-shattering experience that will follow you for the rest of your life?

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How bad is if a person has stage 4 colon cancer (spread at least to liver) and slowly progressing (CLL) leukemia?

Hard mode: the person I'm talking about is 65 years old.

How likely is it he'll see 2025 with the best treatment there is?

Asking for a friend. Seriously, he's my dad and I'm not entirely OK about the news.

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I just found out my gf has depression, anxiety, and an eating disorder. After she told me, she's been showing the symptoms more often. She's also told me she's on an SSRI medication. Should this be a dealbreaker. She's fine for ass, but I don't know if I'd ever want to start a family with someone with mental problems. What do?

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I will admit, I am a relatively bitter dude because I can't experience what many have been experiencing forever. A relationship.

Now here are my questions, I think I am so bitter because I am ignorant to the lives of women?

1. Just how many beta orbiters do you have at your beck and call? In my head, I feel like women don't really care about guys that much because there are SO many dudes after them. Like why care about one dude when you can just call another one if the guy you are dating starts acting shitty? I feel like women have a plethora of options and switching them is easy.

I am mostly bitter over the fact that in the past I have cared deeply for some women and they just aren't happy with me. Which is fine I guess but I just don't know how to change or make it better.

I need to hear it from a woman I guess. Just how many dudes are after you and just how easy is it for you to just forget about dudes? I dated a woman 4 years ago and I still think about her. didn't make it very far with her but she was like the only woman to give me the time of day. I miss her dearly. I don't think women ever really think about dudes like that because they have access to so many.