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>get really high with friends in the woods
>make them promise to not take photos of me
>I feel really bubbly and every time I laugh/look up/talk to people I feel even better
>eventually get paranoid every time they take out their phones that they are taking photos
>I catch one of them taking a photo
>I get violent and hit him
>he gets pissy and everyone leaves me except one guy to baby sit me
>I'm having the weirdest feeling, heart is beating so fast and my chest is burning
>so paranoid and feel like this might kill me
>friend makes me leave and go sit on a park bench
>I'm saying weird shit, throat really dry
>eventually get home after teleporting everywhere
>this morning I still feel so weird and I have to work in two hours

I was gonna ask what do I do about the friend I hit, still angry at him for taking pictures but I feel slightly bad. But really I'm just gonna advise you guys not to do drugs. All I took was a bong hit of weed (My first bong hit but not my first dose of weed).

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I am a part time firefighter in a small town and I want to move to a big city. My captain says I've got everything for the job, except leadership/initiative. I do what I am told to, without much thought and when something unexpected happens, I fail to react by my own (my "creative side is lacking).

I am the type of guy that "do a course/training in order to be better at it". I have done lots of EMS/first responder certifications, part of a volunteering team in a big city and everything that could help me become a better fireman but one of the requirements to be a full time firefighter is show great leadership/initiative and it seems I am lacking

What can I do? How do you train leadership? I thought of joining the reserve army, maybe I can learn something

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Hey normie, how exactly did you get into a relationship. Shit like location, topic, conversations, general description.

Females need not apply.

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Well, here I go. This girl and I have been off and on for a couple weeks now. We really like each other and want to be together, but she's moving away in a month for college. We don't know what to do. Please help. Thanks. Pic related

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Hi /adv/. I want to commit suicide by using water prison jutsu and feeding myself to my own sharks, but I can't figure out how to activate water prison jutsu. Pic related

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I hate how I feel the need to read boring books because pseudo intellectuals claim you need to read them for "insights" when they just want you to pump up the value of their hierarchy by expending energy within it. I see novels as something to be enjoyed. I simply don't have the balls to live life according to my own intellectual and aesthetic tastes while calling out the dumb bullshit as I see it. I know there are no "insights" in Dostoevsky other than the made up crap that people judge based on fashion. I would honestly give up on most books within 50 pages if I used my taste.

I hate how I'm an ugly 26 year old male with no friends, whoha never had attention from women ever, and hasn't had a social life at all since I was 18. I went through university like this. Tinder shows that women have Chads on tap and it is clear that they live easy lives and society sees males as disposable shit to be bled dry and discarded. I hate how you can't even point this out, and the trivial empirical observations are ignored.

I hate how I eat junk food and coffee to dull the mental pain of my shit life, ruining my sleep and gym strength. I hate how I became the ugly loner beta at my workplace within a few days. It confirmed everything I ever intuited about the workplace and professional environments and the necessity of normieness to succeed.

I hate how boringness is seen as a sign of intellectual worth. I hate how simplicity is seen as proof of near worthlesness.

I hate my desire for a philosophy that will let me know what to do. I know there is no such thing and I would feel like a dehumanised robot if I tried to follow it. I know that the truths are all trivially obvious and most "insightful" thoughts stem from a deviation from them justified by lies and obscurantism (there is no meaning to life, no objective morals, no way to optimise life, no automatic cost for hedonism, no automatic gain for pain, no guaranteed qualities to compensate ugliness or vice versa).

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>Dated 10/10 cycling podium girl last year
>Dumb but beautiful, sweet, loving, caring and loyal, good family
>Best sex of our lives, her words also
>Frustrated by how such an otherwise perfect woman couldn't intellectually stimulate me at all
>I mean, you don't have to own a degree in physics, but not knowing "The Godfather" is a movie...?
>Proceed to cheat on her with random chicks
>Feel bad, break up without telling her I cheated, only that "we're too different for this to work"
>Cries her heart out, is devastated, but after a few weeks eventually accepts it


One year and a bunch of women later, I find myself thinking about her all the time and it's honestly not just the sex. Most women are shit and she isn't. Who cares if she doesn't get some obvious cultural references and instead enjoys watching transformers and other normie shit?

Found out she has a boyfriend, a skinny guy who's shorter than her. This is good because it reinforces the fact that she isn't a shallow whore who only cares for looks but also bad because she's not available and I get the feeling I might not win her back by simply out-alphaing the dude, because that's not her style

How I get her back?
Texting? A call? Show up at her place out of the blue? Come clean about cheating?

Normally I'd laugh at myself for shit like this, and just go back to the single life and fucking random sluts, but I truly miss her

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I hate my fucking life man, it's just one thing after another.
>need to lose weight to look good
done
>need to find a study
done
>need a job or two while studying
3
>need to talk to girls
done got a QT from work
>need to have sex
d-FUCK

We can foreplay all day. I make her cum at least once every time we hook up and that's not in a bragging way, just that I'm hard throughout. She gives solid head and I'm hard for that.

Sometime between putting on the condom and inserting my dick (maybe slightly above average nothing special) it just gives up. Really fucking embarrassing

Last night I thought it'd be different cause that morning I took about 1/4 a pill of 20 mg cialis. I figured for a 20 year old this would work and then some. I also took 20 mg Valium a few hours prior (I tested getting hard on valium prior to this, it doesn't kill my dick or drive)

STILL couldn't get hard. I think maybe I took less than 1/4 the pill, meaning less than 5 mg, but I really didn't think it'd be a serious problem like this. This makes it the third time with her that I couldn't fuck

I have some phenibut on the way could that do it? I need to shut my brain the fuck up and then I think once I successfully fuck I'll have the ability to do it after sober

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Once someone is romantically interested in me, I don't want anything to do with them.
I am interested in those who show very little interest in me.

What should I do about this unhealthy thought pattern?

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First time poster no idea how to green text

>23 yo, male
>Student Nurse
>First week friends with everyone
>One class we divided into pairs, got grouped with girl who sat in front me
>Started talking about non-work stuff, turns out we're pretty much mirrored lifestyle and interests/hobbies
>Next day got to class and she moved back and sat next to me
>Next several weeks we non-stopped talked/texted during/after class and hung out
>Every lunch break or meet up in the city with mates she would make sure I sat next to her
>she got bitter when I talked to other girls
>Realised I started to get feelings for her (thinking about her randomly made me smile ect)
>Having lunch with everyone
>Girl in front of us said "why don't you guys go out already?
>"I have a boyfriend"
>everyone at the table looked at each other
>I just looked forward and couldn't look at her for a few seconds, no idea what emotion I was feeling
>Next day it felt really awkward
>FB profile didn't say "in relationship" or had pics of another guy
>Told my friends about it when we were out drinking (including my feelings about her)
>One of the girls said that she never mentioned him because she loves the attention (ego boosting off me)
>Felt like shit, sadness and anger
>Started to become irritated seeing her
>Gradually I talked less and less to her
>One day she asked "What's wrong, youre different" I did a semi-forced laugh and said "Nothing"
>Sat deliberately where she couldn't be next to me
>last time I talked to her she left early looking like she was about to cry
>Felt guilty the whole night
>Am I a asshole for breaking up a friendship just because she has a bf?

My friends say I'm not.

I need a unbiased opinion /adv

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So last night this guy got me really fucked up on alcohol and weed and took me way out to a park miles away from my house and wouldn't take me back unless I fucked him. I had to say yes, otherwise I would have to walk across 2 towns alone at 11pm to get back home. I feel really fucked up and not like myself. I haven't slept at all. I need advice on what I should do with this. Should I report it? Should I just go get help and leave it alone? Or should I just do what I normally do and distract myself until I can't feel it anymore?

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Guys! Since a February 2016 my friend is recievieng text messages, phone calls with threats and stuff. Many times her Facebook/icloud/other accounts has been hacked and used to make fun of her. Do You know any way to find out who that person is? I don't care what will be needed for that. Either some 007 stuff or reverse hacking. She is my very close friend and I really want to help her! Thanks in advance

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Hey guys i found this little guy yesterday i have no idea what it is or what to feed it. I tried giving it some bread but it hardly ate any same with water.

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I am a genuinely confident person, and i'm not afraid of the "conversation" part (as in getting to know each other, make a few jokes, talking about stuff).

However, i have never had a date with a girl, so i literally have never truly flirted, and don't know shit about the whole flirting, body language and "posture" deal (as in: when to start light touching,when to go for a kiss, how to go beyond the simple friend stuff).

I asked her out for ice cream and a walk in a park, and she loved the idea, especially the idea of chilling under a tree. She also is a bit insecure usually, but with me she already kind of opened up. So that should be good start, but i still fear i could fuck everything up because of my inexperience.

Thanks in advance for any advice, i'd hate to fuck up at the very beginning just because i never dated before.

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Hello adv, as a female I was unfortunate enough to have broad shoulders 17" which forces me to wear a medium in women's. It has often left me fairly depressed.
How do I learn to just accept them?