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Why the fuck do my upper eyelids keep disappearing? It usually happens one eye at a time. Beautiful, big upper eyelid just starts to gradually degrade until I have a really chinky eye and after about a week it goes back to normal. Then the same thing happens to the next eye. It's really pissing me off. I look like a fucking retard when both of my eyes look different from each other. What can I do to fix this? I'm a white male btw, don't know if that means anything.
>pic related is what I look like most of the time
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The skin is loose and prolapses. You could get cosmetic surgery, or botox may help.
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Hey baby girl your gonna get some mean comments that might hurt ur feelings if ur feeling self conscious all I wanna say is don't feel self conscious baby girl you're beautiful just the way you are never change
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>>18518636
Allergies maybe, try Benadryl
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choked my girlfriend during sex, said she got really dizzy. shes laying down now and its been about half an hour and shes still really dizzy just kidna laying in bed. she can talk and keeps asking me to ask if there's anything else we can do.
whats wrong with her? shes used to getting choked
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>>18518557
Why don't you ask her instead of asking us? You fucking degenerate retard
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>>18518557
>shes used to getting choked
That might just mean the brain damage has been building for a while. How long did you choke her?
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>>18518557
idk, rarely that kind of pressure can dislodge a thrombus.
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>SJWs defend (VERY) misogynistic and Muslim and instead attack my girlfriend.
Could someone explain this logic to me?
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>>18518143
There is no logic in this. Your gf is a loser for even getting into an argument with someone like this
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More context needed.
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>>18518143
You don't want anything explained - you know there's no logic to it. You just want an audience of sympathizers. Learn to type like someone who wasn't raised in cave and ask for actual advice, otherwise fuck off to >leddit or your blog.
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I stole semi-nudes from my (girl)boss phone
She sent me to take some pictures with her phone and I knew she had hot pictures of herself there, I sent one to me on whatsapp and deleted the message after
Now I'm paranoid that she'll find out and fire my ass, is there any way that she can find out?
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I knew I couldn't trust you. Come in my office first thing on Monday.
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>>18517310
>Not logging into Gmail using an incognito tab, attaching all of her pictures to an email to yourself, and then closing the tab
Do you even phone
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>>18517315
I'm sorry, but you're hot af, I also smelled your panties at your birthday party
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ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything
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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.
>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.
>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
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>Scenario:
Swimming pool, little pools with bubbles, whirpool bath, people go there to chill and talk about stuff. Mostly ladies.
Whenever I try go there, all I get is hot water and streams of water assaults parts of my body, but it always ends up making my balls hurt.
Ladies, are you in these whirlpools because the water basically masturbates you for free? Is stream of water in your lower region that comfortable? Is it safe to assume that every lady sitting there with closed eyes and lowered head is currently building up orgasm?
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Is my cock looking weird a problem?
The head is kind of flat and my pissing hole is under the glans rather than in the middle. I also have 2 holes but they're very close to each other.
The size is fine-ish. A bit on the small side.
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I've been with my girlfriend for 2 years now. 3 weeks ago we moved in together. We fucked a lot before then, but since I moved in she's become fucking ravenous. She wants to fuck when we wake up, before I leave for work, when we get home together, before dinner, after dinner, before we go to bed. I actually cannot take it anymore. My dick feels tender and my cum is thin and watery.
How do I tell her that I want a couple of days off to recover without sounding like a poof?
I'm also worried that if I can't satisfy her she'll look for someone else on the side who can.
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Anyone else has trouble fitting in with other women?
> me
> find most women to be boring and stupid
> can't be friends with other women cuz all they ever do is talk about each other
> prefer intellectual convos over personal convos
Is it healthy for a young female adult to not have any female friends at all?
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Bump for interest
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>>18515793
What is normal? Can you have all guy friends? Yeah, but that type of social group will have its own complications as well.
Are all woman like you described?
No, not at all. I prefer intellectual conversations and I've found women who prefer the same. You might try to find friends with similar interests, as that usually helps. Best of luck.
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>>18515803
In my immediate surrounding, yes they're all like that.
I tried fitting in but I just can't and as a result I'm pretty much lonely if it weren't for my boyfriend.
Take college for example, all the females in my class are just so juvenile and childish, and anything that goes outside the norm is looked down upon.
I tried meeting other women like myself, for instance there's this older metalhead woman that I like but she's an ultra feminist and all she likes is to get wasted.
I just want friends I can be myself with
Women who masturbate without porn, what are you thinking/fantasizing about.
I'm a guy and I don't watch it (inb4liar) and was wondering what goes inside the head of females
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>>18515399
Money
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Watch porn.
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>>18515399
I can't without porn or 21+ movies that have sexual scenes. Maybe it's just me. I can't imagine it in my head
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Suppose I want to only play with boobs because I don't feel like paying an escort for sex, are strip clubs a good way to do this assuming I can get little to no cover charge?
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>>18519856
Yes, but if you're not getting a private lap dance, be careful. If she doesn't like what you're doing, you'll get bounced fast.
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>>18519859
Okay thanks
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Oh and if I get a private lap dance do I have to tip extra or just go for it. I have to tip how much am I looking at?
Can anyone tell me where guys find women that are just trying to get fucked online besides tinder or meet me? Because I have tried those both and neither have worked how I was informed they would work. I'm a pretty decent looking dude , I feel like I might just be completely terrible at conversing with women online. I know there's tons of beezys out there that just need some good dick but I don't know Where they are T-T Also wondering where to find cougars/milfs/sugar momma cause I'm 22 and I know some of them older ladies need some young dick in their lives. Please show me the way.
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>>18519844
Look up "Escorts" in the phone book. Guys want sex. Women want security. There's almost invariably a trade involved.
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Yeah but I really want trying to pay to play, kinda just wondering where to find girls that just need to get dicked down, maybe even a slightly older one that needs some young dick in their life. Ive been wondering how-to go about finding a sugar momma for a little while now.
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If online doesn't work you have to go out and find them in real life
You need to identify yourself as a guy who's just looking for sex and be direct. Ideally so direct that most girls will think you're a weirdo, but those aren't the one you're interested in. Go into a club, go up real close to a girl, squeeze her arm and smile at her. If she looks at you like you're a serial rapist, go on to another one. If she smiles back, take her to dance or talk in her ear, but continue being direct either way and if she loses interest go on to another one.
That's how the real fuckers do it.. I'm not talking about the cool guys or the good looking guys, I'm talking about the outwardly average guys that nobody suspects fucks 30-40 girls a year
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how to not be a brainlet??? 2017-07-15 06:37:39 Post No.18519657
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how to not be a brainlet???
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I'm going to college soon but i feel like a brainlet because I'm bad at
>writing essays
>reading comprehension
>math
>managing time
i was really bad in high school and I'm wondering how to not fuck up this time ?
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You should go into a trade or something.
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>>18519657
I'd go with the Armed Forces or the trades. Nothing wrong with either of them. Sounds like you aren't very academic, and the only degrees worth getting have academic rigor to them.
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>>18519671
So that means I'm fucked ? Also which trades are good ones ?
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Is it possible to have a shitty hairline like pic related and never really go bald? Like just do what ashton did and comb it over for the rest of your life and never really get bald looking?
im scared
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>>18519629
A shit hairline does not mean you're going bald. Your hair actually thinning means that you're going bald. If you keep your hair cut short, it should be easy to tell if your hair is thinning. If it's long, then at least you have some cover until its gone.
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>>18519633
yeah but this guy had some pretty aggressive hair loss at like 20 and hes 40 and its still going strong. I have a shit hairline but my stuff is really thick so if i get cut right and comb it down you cant really see it and I still look like a high school kid but one false move and damn that fucker shows and my hairline is higher than wiz khalifa
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>>18519641
My hairline has been high my entire life. I still have really thick hair, and it hasn't moved at all. 31 years old, btw. Oh, and I keep it short (quarter inch long on the sides, half inch on top, get it cut once every 4-6 weeks).
I own who I am. If people want to avoid me because of something as stupid and shallow as my hairline, that's their loss. I just gained time to spend with people who aren't shallow pieces of shit.
I'm a socially crippled faggot who can make friends but is incapable of making friends. I'll give myself maybe 4.5/10 but I got my shit together better than most older people. Knowing all this how do I get laid? Pic unrelated. It's a recipe for chloroform
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>>18519610
The easiest way would be to hire a hooker. The more difficult (but much more gratifying) way would be to overcome your social awkwardness.
Also, what the fuck does this mean?
>who can make friends but is incapable of making friends
Either you can or you can't.
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Fabswingers.com
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>>18519616
Error due to mental disability. Can mace friends but doesn't have many. Probably die to mental disability.
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How do I take weed with me on vacation ?
I am driving via bus
Pic not related at all
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>>18519571
Put it in a condom and shove it up your asshole.
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>>18519571
I really wouldn't do this. You getting thrown in a jail hundreds of miles away from home isn't fun. The risk is not worth the reward.
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In your pocket?
You are not going through an xray machine bro, it is a fucking bus not a plane....
I have made a mistake
One of my coworkers took my phone and was prying into my personal information when I didn't want them to
They went behind a busted door which was locked, so I grabbed a prybar and hit the door to get in because it was busted anyway
They were up against the door and it ended up hurting their back pretty bad
If I saw them there I wouldn't have swung at the door
Could I be brought up on charges for injuring a person inadvertently?
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>>18519558
the charges would be dropped as soon as you can file charges for theft. it doesn't matter if they were doing it to be 'funny' or whatever. they literally stole your phone to steal your information, doesn't matter if they were going to give itb ack.
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>>18519561
Could there be any charges on me for assault with a deadly weapon if it was unintended?
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>>18519561
That's not theft.
>doesn't matter if they were going to give itb ack.
Uh, yes it does. Intention to deprive the owner of the goods is part of the legal definition of theft.
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Let's be serious about this 2017-07-15 05:16:52 Post No.18519497
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Let's be serious about this
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Would it be silly to improve yourself and almost every single aspect of your life, just to possibly get with someone this attractive ?
Attractive women want attractive men, so why would it be silly to make yourself as attractive as possible just to hook up with one of them ?
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If you just care about the girl's looks, then just get rich and get yourself a sugar baby.
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You will never improve yourself enough to get an attractive woman like that. Everything is about the face.
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>>18519497
Hey, you gotta find your own purpose in life. That said, as someone who has been good looking enough to pull dates with pretty much any single woman I ever flirted with that wasn't in a piss-poor mood, I can tell you that looks really don't matter beyond you getting your dick hard without trying. Loyalty, intelligence, and shared interests are WAY more important than looks, so if you can get hard to a 6/10, and she's loyal, smart, and has shared interests with you, that's WAY more important than dating a 10/10.