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>>39091519
Don't you know you're supposed to cheat when you measure your doodle? Turns out that this ("bone pressed") is the way everyone in the world measures their cocks for some reason.

Only found out a couple days ago that I'm just over 7 inches! I sure love real measurements!

I have an above average dick (though not by much) with a high girth:length ratio and am also tall and an endomorph (read: refrigerator-tier torso) so it looks comparatively small
feels mediocre man

>>39091562
I don't trust bone-pressed and I don't really understand it.
I'm skinny fat and Pressing the ruler in only gives me about half an inch?
But then I would have to look like a recently freed holocaust survivor to obtain that.

So give up.

most serial killers are driven by a sexual compulsion not depression, get medication or therapy and read a book fucktard

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Joseph knew what was up

I don't really care about your thread but that's a really cute pic

I like how it kind of anthromorphisizes women, making them seem like they have human emotion

>>39091309
I am a girl and find your post kind of offensive. Am I going to have to lecture you for 20 minutes, too?

>>39091269
>good shading
>breasts smaller than head
>drawn twice
good taste

>>39091160
Why are you so mad at the people that pay you to exist?

I always got around that shit by saying I don't log into my personal accounts on public computers for security reasons.

>>39091160

I was on JSA for about 6 months. Every day I'd log into the portal thingy and just paste 3 - 4 links from other job sites and write 'applied' next to them. Not once was I ever questioned (middle class white guy so figures). Sounds like they've gotten a lot stricter in recent months though.

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>>39091130
Who here adult student?
26 navy vet starting in the spring. I keep seeing a lot fo you guys talking about skipping classes and failing and what not. Isnt that a big deal? You guys talk about it so nonchalantly.
Any of you left college after doing poorly and returned? What was that like?

>>39091172

When you are a loser you generally have a very good estimation of just how much you can fail and still maintain your current situation.
Then you gradually creep towards that edge, telling yourself everything is still fine, before finally plummeting over.

I've left college 3 times and am returning again next Fall. I'll be 29.

>>39091172
It is a big deal but it hasn't really sunk in until now. It's my fault and responsibility but I really should have waited a couple years before starting.
I'm on my parents' dime and we're somewhat loaded so I don't get a lot of financial pressures. My mom even said that I could take as long as I need.
I did leave my school after Freshman 1st semester. I spent the rest of the year at a satellite campus. Coming back sophomore year was scary but other than jitters there wasn't any trouble. Everyone deals with shit.

>>39091032
Hey. It's the college anon that posted about showing his power level yesterday. Since the last thread the girl apologized and said it was partially her fault for calling me out and afterwards we talked for about an hour. I've been depressed for all of the following day and haven't really talked to anyone. I think it's noticeable.

>>39091032
Uni of Lisbon

I'm worried about fucking up my thesis or not having papers done for publishing

NHTV Breda

I'm gonna be fine in terms of grades, I'm sure, I do a good job and I work hard, but I'm mostly concerned about connections, social stuff.

The people I used to talk with on a near daily basis throughout the school year I hardly spoke through the past month and a half. I don't know what to make of it.

Retail workers and fast food workers get treated like shit everyday and karma hasn't come back to those rude customers. Karma is only a thing if you're caught doing something bad. If you're doing something bad when you're in a position of power then nothing bad will happen to you. The bullies from my highschool grew up to be in the military, NFL, or some high status career.

>>39090985
That's true, but I guess it depends on your definition of good and evil. You could even say bullying is good because it strengthens people and encourages them to stand up to adversity.

You can be a dick if you're in the right . But to be a dick for no good reason you get bad karma.

nihilism is a mental illness

i haven't gotten myself diagnosed with anything

probably just lazy and spoiled or something

>>39090572
How originally so? Or are you just using mental illness as a derogative?

>>39090456
>>openly admitting to being a redditor


I use Reddit.

I wouldn't come to 4Chins for anything except shitposting.

Tilde out, Aqualad back in

Realistically how long will it be before tilde commits suicide?

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>>39090278
>(7)
Why were you playing truth or dare with seven year olds?

>>39090322
We were 7 people
Me and 6 girls
But I guess the party van is alerady on it's way

>at psychologist
>accidentally tell her that i hate jews
>i quickly realize what i said
>laughs hysterically
>what the fuck am i doing.png
>gets really red in my face
>she looks at me with pure disgust

>>39090234
This is me everyday, then I clean up my room and take the coldest shower I possibly can to shock myself into waking up inside.

Sometimes I can't wake up though.

>>39090266
Wait, feeling alive is possible?

>die
>Reborn into same shitty circumstance that i was in last time
The hell ride does not cease

>>39090140


I fucking hate France with a passion, especially their disgusting, useless language.
Maybe there was something about this country many years ago, but nowadays it is just a shithole by western European standards.

>>39090140
suc de la moi coque, mon ami

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maybe a past tense Francophile.
they've had some great artists but their culture is pretty much nonexistent today.

>>39089784
Step 8.) Complete JLPT. Take the Harder JLPT exam next year (N2 in 2018 if you took N3, if you took N2 and passed in 2017, aim for N1 in 2018 because why not)

Step 9.) Get associate's degree from your community college. Get a full-time job and save money. You need at least $26,000 in the bank.

Step 10.) Take 2018 or 2019 JLPT. Pass. Remember, if you fail the exam, you are fucked. Do Not fail the exam. It is only administered once a year. This will be your N2 certificate or N1 certificate. This is your ticket to Japan, TIP: If you have acquired N2 or N1 before getting your associate's degree, it is technically possible to move to Japan "early" on under-graduate visa to complete your bachelor's, but for most learners, you will have to wait until you have a bachelor's

If you got this far, you're probably one of the chosen ones. From here on will entail how you transition to moving to Japan from where you are now, so please be mentally ready for what lies ahead

Step 11.) Acquire N2 or N1 certificate based on how good your japanese study was. Acquire bachelor's degree from your community college. Have $26,000 in your bank account.

The door is now open. Your path to Japan is finally open, anon

Select one of the following steps and pursue that specific step until its completion and you will finally live in Japan and earn a japanese flag icon on 4chan

Step 12a.) Student visa method - Apply to japanese university. Show everyone your N2 or N1 certificate to bypass japanese learning school requirement. Enter japanese university on scholarship. Stay in japanese university until you find good job, then leave school and transfer to work visa

Step 12b.) Work visa method: Use the website Gaijob to find a job in japan and apply. Show bachelor's degree, and if required for a translator job, N2/N1 certificate.

Step 12c.) Marriage visa method: Marry a japanese girl. Get free access to japan. You now have access to every single job in japan. Even minimum wage works

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>>39089795
Step 12d.) JET Method: Apply to JET Programme. This method does not require $26,000 so if you have trouble acquiring $26,000 this is the method for you. Be warned: JET is 80% autism. You will have severe autistic co-workers who are NOT prepared for Japan. You will be one of the sane, strong 20%. Use time in JET looking for a different job. JET Is a dead-end job, it is only used to get your foot in the door. You will be employed in Japan for a while, use your days off and vacation pursuing other jobs. Also, JET does not require N2. HOWEVER. Your jobs after JET while require Japanese knowledge, so N2 is still highly reccomended if your future is in Japan. Bachelor's degree still required for this method

Apply for JET here (only if doing Step10d): https://jetprogramusa.org/
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Step 12e.) 10 years work experience

If you can't get a bachelor's degree, and you can't get a japanese girlfriend, but you can save $26,000, there is one method for you. If you work the same job for 10-years consecutively, you can apply for japanese job of the same type. For example: Chef in 10 years in America > Chef in Japan. This is the only step besides a marriage visa that does not require bachelor's degree or N2 requirement.

Step 12f.) Rich as fuck method

If you are "Rich as fuck", there is an easy shortcut to Japan. Attend a JLS for 6 months > 2 years. Find a 5-star JLS here: https://gogonihon.com/ - You will spend roughly $30,000 for 2 years in japan. They will teach you Japanese. At the end of 2 years, they will help you apply to Japanese university if you do not have bacheor's degree. If you have bachelor's degree, they will help you find a job in Japan.

THATS IT. These are the only SIX "Real" methods to entering Japan. Pick 1 of these 6. That's all you get.

Good luck anon, you'll need it.

Why would robots want to move to Japan?
When you go there your problems won't just disappear.

Fun fact: Reddit is a massive circlejerk when it comes to "men being oblivious to women flirting". I'm not sure why we are oblivious, but I don't feel as though it's fair to turn it into such a hostile circlejerk. Men are a certain way, women are a certain way, that's it and that's all.

>>39089699
because what constitutes flirting from a girl is usually so obtuse that a guy might not realize it until two days later.

>>39089699
Men don't know what they want. They think they want girls to approach them, but aggressive women are at least slightly emasculating, and a big part of heterosexual attraction stems from the man feeling powerful and masculine and the woman feeling protected and feminine. All women can do is just try to appear open and kind and hope that a man approaches them

>>39089664
what's happening in that image

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>>39089664
5'10" / 178cm
pretty average height but i still feel very small

169cm/5'6,5''
Being a manlet is truly terrible