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Non-western robot here, I don't get why a lot of conversations between western people on the internet revolve or involve sex, virginity, gender etc. Why are you people so obsessed about having sex, losing virginity and getting a gf? Why is there so much societal pressure on men to fuck around and women to become sluts? I see a lot of gender nonconforming people putting a shitload of time and effort in their body to become appealing to whatever they are attracted to. There are entire forums dedicated to talks on trivial issues like gender and sexuality. Why are there people who lose their entire self-esteem and confidence because they were insulted by a woman? Western culture wasn't always like this, as old books and media from your culture indicate.

I'm not saying that your culture is shit, after all it's been the scientific and cultural powerhouse of the world for over a century.
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>>34952958
Blame hippies.
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"religions lose their way as people do" -- Kafka
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>>34952958
>posting a thumbnail
thread disregarded

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Random qt gave me this at work today

Tinder braggers btfo. How does it feel to put so much effort into crafting the perfect message to spam girls ywn even meet when girls literally just come up to me and offer themselves?
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It feels like you wasted your time writing that note to post on r9k
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geez you are really, really proud of this it seems. i'm sorry, i hope things get better for you.
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>>34952929
Hahhaahahaha.

Real girls don't sign "always" with a heart. That's some shit straight out of the chick flicks you watch with your mum

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My fatass just finished eating 12 BBQ chicken wings at 1:45 AM (east coast) that's 6500 calories in just 1 single day. At least I drank a Pepsi Zero with it, so I won't get that much calories in my fat body. I will never lose weight like this
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Just buy fruits and veggies and then eat as much as you want. Carrots are the bomb, friend
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I'm not sure what you want from us
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>>34952904
Did you get dessert?

Is there any hope for us? Maybe all we need is a few billion dollaroos?

Also, do you guys think us robots would make good Mars colonists? We're already used to being indoors and not having much contact with others. And the whole no sex thing.

People always say how hard long term space travel would be on a person's psyche but I don't think it would be any worse than most of our existing lives here on earth.
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>>34952872
all that proves to me is that if you're balding, fixing that via money isn't guaranteed to make you look any better
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hes some dude who got rich on the tech bubble and wants to roleplay le cool science man
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>>34952872
>Is Elon Musk an example of a robot

No, he had a passion that he pursued via education. Being unattractive is only one part of being a robot.

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In times past men like us would be monks and would live a whole life of no gf while exploring the human condition and the world.

When will you start your holy path, anon?
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>>34952847
too lazy for that OP, sorry
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>>34952847
I'm planning on becoming a monk if college falls through. It's a big commitment though, Buddhist monks have pretty serious vows to uphold.
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In about 5 months, no joke

Ever since I decided (more like realized) that this would be my path you'd be astonished at the amount of things that have been happening around me that are pushing me forward to do this. Basically many simple "go for it"'s that seem to stem from nowhere but God.

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Is there any decent low-spec requirement games that i can play on my laptop that arent garbage?
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>>34952788
What kind of game are you looking for? A great that has pretty low specs is Broforce. It's a platforming shooter
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Broforce its a good game but sadly its so bad optimizated, and in the unity engine that means no low tier pc
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>>34952788

Shadowrun returns

A robot recommended it for me, its pretty good. You can find it on GOG or piratebay

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How the fuck can I stop wanting to be a girl? I'm pretty sure I have gender dysphoria and I really don't want to deal with transitioning on top of all the other problems I have. I just want to be normal and I honestly am starting to think the only things I can do are transition or kill myself. I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy.
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>>34952719
GENDER DYSPHORIA!?!? tough shit
I got fucking Acranid Dysphoria How do I deal with wanting to transition into a fucking spider?!?!?!?
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>>34952818
ok dumb nigger let me know how every time you see a spider you want to die because you aren't one feels
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>>34952818
please just let me know explain in full detail how everytime you go out and you see something spider like how you want to die please let me know how everytime you think about how you arent a spider and dont have spider features you want to die pleaseeeeeeeeeeee tell me how it feels I would love to know you stupid nigger

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R9k, which 3 words would you use to describe yourself?
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FAT
UGLY
DEAD
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Speaking for most,

>Wants to die
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BROWN
BORING
LAZY

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How can a retard live in Miami or Los Angeles without college and stuff. I just want to live in Miami or Los Angeles
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why do you wanna live in miami or la?
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>>34952589
The warm and the ocean

I'm poor and I've always been stuck in a cold rural area and I've never been to the beach before and having nothing to do here ruins my health badly and the diet here is all processed foods because nothing grows here.
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>>34952618
but it;s filled cuntish normies

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Fembots, do you dye your hair?
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>>34952515
I dyed my hair different shades of blue multiple times. I like the idea but it doesn't look good on me, also draws too much attention
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>>34952543
Will you be my blueberry gf
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I dyed it blue once when I was little because I really like the colour, but I went back to brown after a while and just stayed with it. I don't like being that noticeable.

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Human Benchmark intelligence test.

post results and see how you stack up

www.humanbenchmark.com
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Reminder to include a full screenshot to prove you're not a shitter that retries.
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>>34952373

i hate this whole mute thing
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>>34952728

sdgfdfasf fdsfds

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Just like you faggots, I've craved a gf for so long. I've been completely isolated from anyone ever since college started, and that has just made the lust even stronger. But now, just recently, a girl I know confessed that she loves me and has for years. She's pretty is my type and everything, but now I really just don't want her. Now that I think about it, if any girl showed any interest in me, I instantly ignore and distance myself from them. What the fuck is wrong with me?
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>>34951969
>Just like you faggots, I've craved a gf for so long.

wrong

>What the fuck is wrong with me?
you're an autist who clamors to an idea without really understanding or wanting the implications
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>>34952018
What do you mean by "wrong?" I get you're saying I have a misconception about what it means to have a gf. Does this mean I'll never get what I want? What the fuck do I do now?
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JUST LET ME BE NORMAL I CANT LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE WHAT DO I HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO OH MY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST

hey boys, i need help with my hw. it's pretty easy, but my bf who is a 9/10 chad keeps bothering me.

can you help me out? whoever helps me out, i'll post a butt pic just for you :)

1. Discuss changes in US environmental policy since the 1960s.

2. Discuss changes in US business regulatory policy since the 1960s.

3. Discuss majoritarian politics and client politics.

4. Discuss the budget deficit, the national debt, and the gross national product.

5. In foreign policy, who has more power--the president or Congress?

6. What should be the role of human rights in American foreign policy?

7. What explains the growth of the federal government?

8. How has American democracy changed over the past several decades?
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>>34951800
nihoy minoy
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>>34951800
btw it's a discussion post so around 300 words is fine.

tyyy
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>>34951800
is this a very low level /pol/ bait thread or something

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fembots get ur boobies out :>
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>>34951670
Omg that would be totally awesome if they did
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>>34951704
if there is an audience
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>implying fembots have boobies

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>work in an accounting office
>go to the bar twice a month and have like 4-6 drinks on Fridays after work with coworkers since it's tax season
>NEET bf goes ballistic every time he hears I was out with guys from my office

what the fuck? I hang out with him all the time and it's a professional setting.
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>>34951669
plz be my gf ill treat u better

UK?
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>>34951669
hes not fucking you well is he?
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