fembot feels

File: 1487201429499.jpg (429KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

429KB, 1280x720px

>>34951669
plz be my gf ill treat u better

UK?

>>34951669
hes not fucking you well is he?

Hello ladies and men pretending to be ladies. Single? Don't want to be? Tonight is your lucky night. I am single and ready to mingle. Free bf looking for good home. No credit card necessary, no hassle! Pre-assembled and ready to go.

Why does he get mad only when you go out after work?

It's not like they're not bending you over the desk and railing you all day while you're at work anyway.

>tfw no bf to practice blowjobs on
>tfw no bf to practice deep throating on

File: 1483454604878.jpg (52KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 640x640px

>>34951824
I am actually an associate I don't fuck the guys I work with, although some of them are attractive

>>34951685
why trade one NEET for another?

>>34951824
Yeah, but it's natural for a guy to worry about getting cucked. He's worried OP is just another roastie.

OP needs to invite her boyfriend for drinks after work on Fridays.

File: 1487242619643.jpg (52KB, 590x653px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 590x653px

>>34951880
im 6ft thats why and you could get me a job

>>34951877
Hey anon m-maybe I could be your bf

>>34951669
Why are you even dating a NEET anon? You seem well adjusted and successful. Get yourself a normie BF.

>have to rely on .40 oz for social skills
>feel like an ass in the crack of humanity

>>34951975
>accountants
>well adjusted

No anon

>>34951956
I'm not very good at blowjobs because I've never done them before. I'm going to need a lot of help and patience from you.

>>34951880
>why trade one NEET for another?

this is how all women feel about NEETS, betas, robots, and the other type of men who frequent /r9k/.

guaranteed OP has or perceives that she has a serious problem with her looks. she's with a NEET because she thinks she can't do better. if one of those attractive drinking buddies showed interest in her, she'd leave her bf in a second.

that's why he's going ballistic, btw OP. He knows that all it would take is one wink from those socially lubricated male coworkers of yours and they'd have you bent over in the bar's restroom.

>>34951877
Can we please cuddle afterwards?

>>34951942
This is also what leads to guys getting cucked. If you don't act all jealous then she will subconsciously wonder why and start to doubt her own self worth, leading her to obsess over you.
She will never consciously admit this to herself and will use all kinds of justification to attempt to preserve her self esteem, leaving it to fester beneath the surface.

>>34952009
Location? I can be your practice BF and you can be my practice GF :^)

>>34951975
I've known him for around 5 years and I am emotionally dependent despite me paying for almost everything. I am getting sick of that though.

>>34952015
at this point I'm considering it.

>>34951880
>I am actually an associate I don't fuck the guys I work with

>it's not technically fucking if it's anal, tee hee

>>34952071
That sounds nice. I like cuddles, I wish I had someone to spoon.

>>34952080
I don't want a practice bf and I especially don't want to be a practice gf. I want regular access to bf dick to practice and master my craft on.

>>34951942

failed normie here. this is true.

trust is a preciously rare thing these days, with cell phones and apps, social media, and what not, people can live secret lives.

I've found that no matter how much you feel you can trust someone, to always be cautious. My last gf of 4 years cucked me with one of my co workers and it basically ruined me. I lost my job, depression, drinking constantly wanting to blow my brains out. etc

So yeah OP, I know where your BF is coming from. he doesn't want to lose you. A lot of people abuse trust in order to hide their backstabbing.

>>34952111
Well anon, in time you will be free. Good luck on that friendo. Don't stay around too long.

By the way, how did you get a job in accounting? I want to get into finance/consulting. Any advice for an aspiring cyborg?

>>34952111
>why doesn't my boyfriend want me hanging out with these people?
>i'm thinking of getting dicked by them btw
>it's his fault for not being trusting tho

I WANT TO BE IN LOVE REEEEEEEEE

>>34952074
That sounds like a healthy relationship

>>34951669
Is there a word for people that throw a tantrum just because you spoke to someone?
I had some numale faggot do this to me, and he somehow managed to pass his tantrum onto everyone else I knew, so I just dropped all those retards.

>>34951669
why the fuck are you dating a NEET?

Is he actually a NEET or are you exaggerating for story sake?

>>34952149
Isn't dick to practice on pretty much practice BF? Anyways, that's just semantics.

Want someone to practice blowjobs and cuddling with? :^)

>>34951669
DONT
GIVE
CUNTS
ATTENTION
SAGE
CUNT
THREADS

saged

>>34952180
>>34951739
now you can not be lonely niggers.

>love every sad and lonely person on /r9k/
>want to give hugs to all sad anons
>we are separated by a screen and I cannot be friends with everyone IRL
;_; tat feew wen....

>>34952149
Are you OK with spending most of our free time cuddling and watching movies and stuff?

I'd really like a girl who could stand to just spend all day cuddling together.

>>34952158
don't be a consultant, it's a meme.

>>34952177
>>34952140
>>34952074
thanks for the virgin posts, i guess

>>34952111
>>34952015
>at this point I'm considering it.
proved our point. you're a whore and your bf has no reason to trust you.

>>34952111
>getting sick of paying for everything
Why don't you tell him to get a fucking job?

>>34952197
I want a bf, not a fwb.

>>34952237
Sounds comfy, but I will probably fall asleep a lot. I like being the big spoon if that's ok.

Fembots, how do I find a fembot gf to peg me?

>>34952246
fuck off roastie

originalalalal

>>34952298
PLEASE POST CONTACT PERFECT FEMBOT

>>34952311
Right here. I will fuck you until you're crying on my fake cock.

>>34952246
Do you ever go home to your boyfriend with their cum still inside you?

>>34952298
>I like being the big spoon
How tall are you? I'm kind of a tall guy if that's ok with you.

>>34952328
>I will fuck you until you're crying on my fake cock.
yes please

>>34951669
Meh guys get jealous, if there is no insecurity then then he's cheating on you.

>>34951669
I know what you mean gf
>be mee work at a club
>serve food but not drinks
>a little bit of cushion as i weigh 260lbs
>bf calls me a fat cow
>i say u married me
>he gets mad
> so i go bang like 6 guys
>he then decides to get mad at me like wtf
>i said if u didnt like it should have nevva put a ring on it mmmmhmmm

>>34952328
Okay, how can we make that happen? Do you have a throwaway?

>>34951669
he fucked all of his friends that were girls and thinks thats how others guys are too.

>>34952328
thats hot af, you're probably a go tho.
Pics or you dont have one.

Jesus pegging is so fucking hot, sucks that you get roasted for liking it as a fetish.

>>34952420
Unlikely. Roasties are gonna roastie. Did you even read the thread?

>>34952378
>260
>A little cushion.
Oh to be a roastie. So much easier to get laid.

>>34952333
i just said i find some of them attractive I haven't had sex with any of them. I am getting sick of being with someone with no initiative. surprised?

>>34952257
he doesn't browse r9k, but he has the mindset. refuses to work for min wage or anything that will pay him reasonably for his lack of qualifications.

>>34952465
>lazy NEETS get a gf
>I don't

ree

>>34951669
>>>34951824
>I am actually an associate I don't fuck the guys I work with, although some of them are attractive
>although some of them are attractive

Just a matter of time before you give in and ride the cock carousel. I'll bet you use your bf as a scapegoat too for your whoring. It'll happen and when it does you can look back and remember this post.

>>34952465
he should try to at least get a warehouse job or something to start, or maybe construction.

He could even start at a chain resturant, become a shift leader, and then manager. Then from there he can try to be a manager somewhere else. Idk, he's a loser if he doesn't even try to find work.

You're just gonna keep being miserable. He's always gonna be jelly too because you hang out with people with actual jobs who have more to offer you than he does.

Legit the first time someone starts showing you some affection you'll ditch your neet bf.

>>34952465
Look. You made a commitment to this guy, whether you like it or not. Now if you just decide to go back on that and fuck one of these guys, you might feel justified in doing so because of whatever shortcomings he has, but you're not justified. Just because he's a loser doesn't mean you're any less of a worthless whore if you cheat on him.

Don't take the easy way out and just ride some other dick. You have someone who you've been with for a while, and if he's not your ideal man then stop bitching, take some fucking initiative, and make him into your ideal man. Don't just sit by passively and expect him to do everything you want without any sort of indication from you.

Tell him to get his shit together. Hell don't just tell him, give him a reason to. If you're a good kind of woman you can make him a good kind of man, plain and simple.

>>34952508
This.

I bet OP spends most of her day at work fantasising about her coworkers stretching out all of her holes.

>>34951669
*cumdumpster thread

>>34952592
Don't try to talk sense into this gash. She's already made up her mind and she knows it. She's just looking for validation at this point.

>>34952592
>you can make him a good kind of man, plain and simple.

Hahah! Not simple at all!

She should just cut her losses if she's not happy. It's not worth putting in so much stupid effort to try and fix a NEET.

>>34951877
Please drink my semen.

File: 1484822640041.jpg (93KB, 500x283px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 500x283px

how do i get a fembot umaru gf?

>>34952149
shut the FUCK up and get with le sucky sucky UNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNF UUUUGGGHHHHH *hip thrust while Beat It starts playing*

File: 1481510439890.jpg (118KB, 609x749px) Image search: [Google]

118KB, 609x749px

>>34952658
this

>>34952651
>>34952650
>>34952646
>>34952592
>>34952527
call me a whore all you want, I've been trying to fix him for years. You would do the same if you were in my position.

>stay with a guy who can't function in society
>have fun with a coworker who is ambitious and knows how to treat a woman

I still love him tho

>>34952817
>wanting to be with someone who needs to be fixed

that's a red flag

>>34952817
>I've been trying to fix him for years
What exactly have you done to try to fix him? What have you done to have even been worth the improvement on his part?

Also worth noting that just because you can get some better guy to fuck you doesn't mean you get to keep him, don't fall into the trap of thinking random sex = commitment.

>>34952817
no i wouldnt settle like you if I were in your position.

I want someone who I can see a actual future with. Someone who can help pay the bills and isnt an insecure NEET loser.

>>34952817
Let me ask you this: what exactly do you want?

>>34952817
Memes aside, you are in a difficult position that you should have gotten out of years ago.

I still hate you, but I can understand why this is difficult.

>>34952817
>I still love him tho
good

hopefully when youre old and a roastie and the ambitious coworker moves on to the next toy, you can remember that as you sleep alone again so you can get back to those new forms as you slave away at your """""career"""""

on the flip, that guy is worthless for making his gf be a wagecuck in the first place, that's exactly why you work hard enough so the girl can stay at home

everyone is annoying in this story

>>34952920
>everyone is annoying in this story

This.
Fucking hell people are trash.

>>34952817
You should get pregnant.

>>34951669
fem""""""""""""""""""""""bot""""""""""""""""""""""""
tits or gtfo
Saged

Low content in this comment so more letterbeef needs to be added for a tasty fried postmeal

>>34952817
OP, least you can do is dump your bf before you get plugged by some other guys dick.

nothing worse than infidelity.

File: .jpg (6KB, 160x160px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 160x160px

Fembots, what does it feel like to know you'll never be a mother?

>>34952817
>I've been trying to fix him for years.
But you're the problem. Your post denounces that. Even you're attention whoring here shows it.

>stay with a guy who can't function in society
Then why you date him in the first place if you knew what he was like and he was not aligned to what you expect of a man?
>I still love him tho
You don't.

File: 1487018998658.jpg (161KB, 728x1484px) Image search: [Google]

161KB, 728x1484px

>tfw chronic back pain
>tfw no cute boy to rub my lower back
>tfw no boy to slowly slide his big hands across my back and massage all the kinks out
>tfw no boy who will nervously get a boner and try to hide it but I can feel it on my back

KILL ME NOW SENPAI

>>34953277
>KILL ME NOW SENPAI
no be my gf!

File: 1425041331826.jpg (6KB, 255x143px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 255x143px

>miss another figure delivery because I was on the phone with a client
>have to go through the entire routine of showering, finding clean-looking clothes, etc so I can go pick it up from the convenience store nearby that deals with missed packages
>get home
>open it up
>it's not even the figure I was most excited for

>>34953277
>tfw no boy to slowly slide his big hands across my back and massage all the kinks out

I find this very appealing.
I just want to make a girl comfy.

>>34953277
>>tfw chronic back pain

Is it because you have gigantic, heavy tits?

>>34953381
nothing makes me comfier than being massaged, a good one will make me physically tired.

>>34953417
it gives me bad posture

>>34953277
i dont give a buck about ur back

can I massage your FEETSIES y/n?

>>34953466
>a good one will make me physically tired

I also find sleepy girls adorable.

File: 1484671991584.png (141KB, 409x409px) Image search: [Google]

141KB, 409x409px

Get the fuck off my board you stupid roastie. Your problems arent even real problems just shut the fuck up, go fuck chad, and let your neet boyfriend kill himself.

>>34953466
>it gives me bad posture

Please describe your large breasts in as much detail as possible.

>>34952817
Its sad cause this is how it starts, this thread started with OP driving home the point that she lovs her bf and he's just jealous. Dig alittle deeper and come to find out OP loves her man but is getting tired of the role he isn't filling and despite having the ability to cheat, doesn't for moral reasons. OP eventually you're gonna tell yourself that going behind his back will be a good thing for yourself because it seems like you're heading down the "I haven't cheated but I'm seriously getting there" road, you oddly keep pointing out the attractiveness of your co-workers over your bf, that's a huge flag right there.

>>34952246
>don't be a consultant, it's a meme.
Why? Help an innocent uni kid please. I want to know about these things before I get a job I hate and want to kill myself.

File: hey baby.png (30KB, 771x683px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 771x683px

hello single ladies i am fat ugly neet in the east coast area ready to be a fembots practice bf

File: 1487393089030.gif (56KB, 640x400px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 640x400px

ROASTIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GTFO

I am neither fat or ugly and I can cook also give feet massages

southeast ladies I;m your guy

>>34951669
Not only a wagecuck, but a normalfag roastie as well. Fuck off slut.

>>34951669
Why not ditch the zero and get with a hero?

why are there people itt who respond seriously and not just tell this normie roastie to get the fuck out?