Random qt gave me this at work today Tinder braggers btfo. How

It feels like you wasted your time writing that note to post on r9k

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geez you are really, really proud of this it seems. i'm sorry, i hope things get better for you.

>>34952929
Hahhaahahaha.

Real girls don't sign "always" with a heart. That's some shit straight out of the chick flicks you watch with your mum

>>34952990
This, soo much this.
Seriously r9k is the place of 0 effort.

>>34953078

And how many notes have you received from girls in your life exactly?

>>34952929

I literally don't care since I'm 34 and a wizard due to nerve compression to my dick making the prospect of sex uncomfortable.

If I got that note I wouldn't even call her.

>>34953078
It was a stripper.

Only an autist would write all their contact information on a note. At least try to seem realistic OP.

>>34953155

I was taken aback by thay too. But if she was bold enough to make the first move to a complete stranger she has to have a few screws loose.

I hope you and her and her son have a wonderful future together
b-baka

>>34953121
Lol a decent amount. used be a manager at McDonald's all the underage girls thought I was nice cause I would let them hug me but all i was doing was feeling their boob's on me.

>>34953201

Wut. Why would girls at McDonald's be hugging the manager?

i went to a friend's show at a bar tonight and two girls asked me if i wanted to come to some club with them where they planned to "shake their asses"

i declined

had an appointment with some eroge

>>34953214
drunk girls cause we were near a club and the actual workers

some girl with banging legs did this to me while checking into a hotel i was working at, she was travelling with her parents

texted her a bit, planned to make a weekend of a trip out to her town about 80 miles away. she stopped talking to me after she said her house was haunted and wanted to be comforted but i was too damn stoned to respond

probably got eaten by ghosts, last i heard from her

Lol she was probly fat

>be born tall white and handsome by random luck
>have everything handed to you for free in life
>brag about it like you earned it

That's like Trump's kid bragging he's rich because he was born into it. Or bragging about winning the lottery. It's retarded.

Bragging only has meaning when it's something you actually earned or did. Not some random piece of luck you tripped into.

>>34953239
hahahaha I miss getting stoned. one time I at an edible and thought of kick in after an hour but two hours go by and I'm sober as fuck. So I decide to go bed convinced it was bunk. I close my eyes Wake up an hour later and just absolutely stoned. I go to the kitchen clapping and start making myself some ramen. Parents walk in and ask WTF doing up so late. So I go I was hungry but going to bed. I grab the saucepan with the ramen throw it in the bin and go straight to my room.

once, a girl in high school did this to me, she wrote her phone number on my arm in lip gloss.

>>34953243

She's a really petite redhead

>>34953333
Nice quad. Original

>>34953257

Except i don't have everything handed to me in life for free. I don't have shit. I just happen to be good looking.