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Can anything be a reaction image? Go to the 4th video in your youtube history, pause at 46 seconds and upload whatever is there. Here's mine.
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Come on, this can be fun and takes less than a minute of your time.
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>>34972774
Didn't really work, senpai.
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>>34972872

Yeah that one doesn't work. Fine then, if 4th video doesn't work, the first one with people in it.

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Where my black incels at?
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>tfw only 3 inches of dick

kill me
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>>34972771
I don't even have enough dick to measure.
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Is there anywhere online for black incels who aren't coons? Every nigga on /r9k/ hates black women and being black.

I'm currently banned from /tv/, so can we talk about movies in here?
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>>34972673
>/tv/
>discussing movies

What did you think of Lion?
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>>34972673
wtf did you do to get banned from /tv/
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>>34972673

Do you like the movie Castaway on the Moon? It's one of my favorite movies.

I also like Synecdoche New York.

what movies do you like anon? what do you wanna talk about

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>6'8"
>black
my mom always told me girls love the tall dark fellas
you people always say its easy being tall and its not fuck all of you
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well its not if you're ugly as shit
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>>34972642
>black
there's your problem bud
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>>34972700
my height was supposed to be the winning ticket!!

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>it's another "normies try and force you into doing something completely pointless/meaningless and get mad when you don't do it" episode

honestly this rerun is getting tiresome
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It's another {sister is a snappy bitch to me but sweetie cake to her friends} episode
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>>34972501
literally my life tbqhwy senpai

have two older sisters who are becoming sweeter to me now (im 18 they're 20+), but back some time ago they were basically like that.

I wish I just had one qt little imouto
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>>34972543
I hate how girls can get away with it. It's obvious she is displaying hatred towards me, cold shoulder, quick snappy irritated replies for literally anything but when her friend is over she offers them food and drink and is all bubbly reeeee

Yo, guys. Just wanted to say some things that have been rounding my head lately.
Im a depressive 19yo 3D design student.
I have absolutely no motivation for anything, all i could wish for is to have money so that i wouldn't need to work, ever. (I've read something about a rich NEET life in another thread and i've got even more sad). I would probably still be depressed if i didnt have to worry about money, but being depressed AND worry about money is unbearable.
>My mind is not working properly so excuse me if i start speaking nonsense all of sudden
I get irritated by small things and the reactions are usually way bigger, when not repressed. Speaking of which, I think i might have repressed anger; since I want to hit my roommate's dog to death every single time i see him. He's a fucking bag of shit and piss, and does nothing but bite my things and stink like a fucking pig. When my roommate goes to sleep, i hit him with everything i can think of, making sure not to hit him too hard cause he would cry, and i dont want to leave marks on him.
I also have a cat. I got him from the street, he had been abandoned, probably. He's so cute and I actually like him, but I often grab him by the neck and strangle him, not to death. I just love seeing his scared face, thinking he's gonna die. He scratchs me and runs away from me when i release him, but a few minutes later he comes back to me and is really friendly, like nothing happened. Im honestly worried about him, but its even harder for me to do something about it when im the reason of his danger.
This is taking too long, and this is just a thing i wanted to talk about. Lets discuss something, please. I need to talk to someone. The point is, am i a psycho or do i have repressed anger? I'd like to know what is going on in my head.
>pic related, my hand after fighting the cat
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>>34972240
My roommate is also my friend, its not like i dont know him.
Also this is my cat
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Hey anon. I think I have repressed anger too. As for whats going on in your head, I think you love the feeling of power knowing that you have probably none over people in the real world. Have you ever been hurt before? Have your feelings stomped on?
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>>34972240
Please stop abusing your cat op, he has ultimate trust and love for you to return every time even after you hurt him, you're doing the worst kind of betrayal.
Also your roommate will eventually catch you fucking with their dog one day, they'll more than likely kick you out man

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Why don't you we just stop caring and kill all the minorities and enslave women?
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Just sounds like a lot of hassle.
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>>34971905
try and see what happens bitch boy
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I mean, cool idea, if the people with the power to do so ever agree, it will happen.

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What's your excuse fatass?
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What the hell do you cook in a microwave that's 1300 calories and takes an hour to make?
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>>34971870
>microwave

are you fucking retarded?
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>>34971848
What the hell elevation and resistance did you get on that with?

>tfw I haven't eaten anything in the last two days
>tfw I feel like I have permanent brain damage
>tfw I could easily go downstairs and get food but I choose not to

why do I do this
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>>34971841
your brain tissue will never regenerate
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>>34971867
>your brain tissue will never regenerate

let's not be so absolute here anon

it might
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>>34971841
people have done worse. you're just a pussy

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>tfw you're so lonely that you come to r9k to interact with people

someone talk to me.
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>>34971826
What do you wanna talk about anon?

>Heads up I'm drunk.
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>>34971826
What's going on anon? How's your evening?
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>>34971856

I literally have no one in my life that even cares about me

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How do you pronounce "tfw?"
I say "toofoowoo" like "toofoowoo no gee eff"
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[d'face wen] you don't know how to describe talking.
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>>34971816
are you a slav of some sort? why would you pronounce the letters that war?
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I like you and how you pronounce things

>Mom had a heart attack last night.
>Had to be sent to the hospital.
>She's going to be there for a week. Going to have to have heart surgery.

And I'm once again reminded of my life now that it's just me in this house. I don't know how to do anything. When she dies I'm either going to be on the street, in a shelter, or some relative is going to have to wrangle me. That's my life: Nothing. I'm not smart. I don't have friends. I've never had a gf. (I'm literally pussy repellant to women) I barely know most of my family personally. I don't know how to pay bills, drive, or any sort of maintenance. I'm not talented or anything. And I'm not the healthiest guy around.

I don't even think it's right to call me human since I posses none of the traits of a human, and I'm sure other people feel the same way too, I was never treated like the rest of them. I spend most of my life shitposting on 4chan nowadays because I have nothing. I'm not good at anything else. This is the only place where I can say this. Every time I even try to be one of them, humans, it always leads to a miserably failure. Most (all) of my life has been spent watching other people live. I don't want luxuries like being a millionaire, a movie star, or being beautiful. I just want to be that average guy you see across the street... and I can't even be that.

Why couldn't I just be like them? The ones who live. I just want to feel real.
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>>34971794

Well now is your chance to get sort your shit out.

Being threatened with dying in the street is a powerful motivation.
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>>34971838
>Well now is your chance to get sort your shit out.
I can't. I don't know how to do ANYTHING. Would you leave to your dog, cat, or even bird to make you breakfast?
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Why the fuck are you on 4chan right now

Get yiur fucking neet ass too the hospital and stay with your mother.

You wait on her hand and foot until she either comes home or dies in surgery

At the very lwast, you can do this

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you wake up in the middle of the night and see this girl laying on the other side of your bed...

...what do?
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*FLICKS BALLSACK WITH INDEX FINGER*
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Push her off then throw her out and crawl into bed witt my bf.
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>>34971654
Cuddle up with them and go back to bed.

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What are the weed prices where you live? For me high quality weed is 15 a gram but I talked to someone online and they told me they pay 5

Pic related some marijuana I smoked
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>>34971645
Never pay more then 10$ a gram.
Find a new dealer he is making 5$ extra on you every deal.
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You got some fire there but you're getting taxed. Weed is $10/g, $120-150 a zip from my friends, and $200-220 for the highest grade premium shit available. I live in cali btw
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I buy an oz at a time and don't pay more than $10/g ($280) as a rule.

Normally I can get a nice high quality bud for something like $230, or mids for $180. I'm not gonna math how much that is per gram.

A fat quarter pounder (~112g) of shake goes for about $100.

That's with a good source though, if you're buying locally from a friend-of-a-friend expect to pay more.

Price increases with every degree of separation from the grower, middle men all need a cut.

It's Saturday night. Why aren't you out having fun?
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I like it better in here.
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I'm having fun on /r9k/ instead.
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Cause i work tomorrow morning and have standard work ethic

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