you wake up in the middle of the night and see this girl laying

*FLICKS BALLSACK WITH INDEX FINGER*

Push her off then throw her out and crawl into bed witt my bf.

>>34971654
Cuddle up with them and go back to bed.

>>34971654
get naked and crawl in next to them of course

>>34971671

was thinking the same thing desu

>>34971654
she has a large labia

>KICK
>IN
>THE
>DICK

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>>34971654
>girl

anon... i-i think that's a guy

Wonder how my pet hairless molerat got out of it's tank and wedged itself between her legs, and quickly put him back in

>>34971654
Wake her up with a sloppy, wet, blowjob

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>>34971654
nothing, it is not a girl.

Obvious balls are obvious

>>34972206
You don't even wonder how you ended up in bed with a naked transsexual?

>>34971713
That's clearly a female(male) anon, check your glasses before blindposting

>>34972206
piss off reddit
>>34971654
i fuck her tight boipuci

>>34971654
>>34971674
>>34971697
>>34971722
>her
>she
lol get out faggots

>>34972228
I stopped thinking about this kind of shit long time ago, if it have hole i'm on it

phone the police before I get accused of harassment/rape

bash it's head in with a paper weight

Shoot him in the head

>ITT: lowtest cucks that cant fuck a trap right

>>34971654
>girl

What did he mean by this?

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>>34971654
wake up HIM

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>>34971654
>Ballsack hanging out of buttcrack
What do you take me for, OP?

You fags are going hard with the trap threads today.

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>>34971654
DO IT
oreganonononono

Put a blanket over him.

>>34971654
Warm up a bowl of eggs for her.

>>34971654
damn i Didn't noticed the sack ,he looks almost like a girl,too bad i don't like dicks so i woudn't do nothing.

How do traps clean their ass holes so no shit gets on the dick?

>>34973977
Enema it's something you have to do pretty much anytime you play with your ass.

>>34972206
those are just phat ass pussy lips dawg

>>34974265
More like a third leg

Those are impressively feminine hips for a dude.

>>34972264
you can't say female without male

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>girl
>huge nutsack draping over leg

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>>34971654
Make 'er a real woman.

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>>34975415
>Make 'er a real woman.
that's gotta hurt

>>34971654
Snuggle
Orignlol

>>34971721
this is so funny actually

>>34974008
how the fuck does that work? you have to go somewhere like a clinic to get it done?

>>34971654
kick that faggot

You don't have to blah blah blah but you do have to eat this

>>34975415
Why do I like this?????

>>34971654
Impossible, my bed is not big enough for two.

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>>34971654

>"Yeah, Mike? I know it's late, but I'm going to need your help over here. Bring the cables."

>wake up
>see faggot sleeping on my gf's side of the bed
>jump up
>grab him by the hair and drag him off the bed
>kick him around my flat until he'll tells me who he is, how he got in and where my gf is?
>beat him to within an inch of his life
>throw him out into the streets naked
That'll learn him not to go sneaking into bear-mode mens beds uninvited.

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>>34971654
GET OFF MY LAND