It's Saturday night. Why aren't you out having fun?

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I like it better in here.

I'm having fun on /r9k/ instead.

Cause i work tomorrow morning and have standard work ethic

I'm eating CHEERIOS PROTEIN CEREAL out of the box (poured the bag into the box, I like the feel of the cardboard, feels old timey) and watching anime while touching my dick and balls. Where can I go out and do that?

Because I can't have fun

>>34971346
im a poor, unattractive, unmotivated/apathetic male. literally bottom of the totem pole and too much of a pussy to just end it. so here i am

You can tell from their facial expressions that they are morally subhuman

I would imagine going to a bar or club something I would rather stab myself in the hand with a steak knife than do.

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>>34971346
>tfw you were suppose to go bar hopping with your friends
>they didnt respond to your calls or texts
>they didnt text or call you
feels bad

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>>34971365
>>34971370
>>34971390
>>34971406
But what if she's out there, just waiting for someone like you? You'll never meet her sitting around at home.

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>>34971423
I remember I never used to understand the appeal of the /beatingwomen/, et. al pictures.
I've still never sought them out, but I totally get it now.
>>34971472
I will fight you to the death, faggot.

>>34971346
It's sunday morning where I'm at.

>>34971346
I am at the bar with my friend and my gf ordering some of them tendies

>>34971472
If it's a fat virgin NEET she's waiting for, she's not going to find it having fun on a Saturday night.

>>34971472
Chad's already eye-fucking her in the background

>>34971455
yes going with friend was him cockblocking me telling all of the girls that i was a fag. i know for a fact that i helped him out.

But anon I was at a house party up until now. I chatted up baes and lots of people told me I seemed "mysterious" which was great. Little do they know its autism :))))

But now it is time to retreat to my den. I need to be mentally fit tomorrow as I plan on doing multiple magic online drafts :>

I'm waiting to go out to have fun. Going out for Japanese food with my best friend and a few other people I went to high school with. Got benzos in my system so I can actually function

I've been playing vanilla wow desu, much more fun.

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>>34971542
boom roastied

>>34971542
>>34971565
Maybe she's like "God, all of these guys are all the same...why can't I meet any different?"

It's could be you, Anon. Think about it.

>>34971472
>what if she's out there
only failed normans believe this

actual robots have accepted there isnt anyone out there for them

>>34971612
>all those horrific qualities
>debt

anon having debt doesn't make you a bad person ;-;

no friends, no real friends that i don't do most of the fucking communication-initiating with

stuffy nose, 2-day long headache from getting drunk after work and bashing my head on a mirror

work at 7 tomorrow

it being a waste of time pretending to be a "normie" anymore

there's dota to lose

pick & choose op

>>34971612
>>34971666

With women in particular though, they often expect their husbands nowadays to help pay off their student loan debt.

That DOES make them a bad person.

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>>34971666
I DIDN'T MAKE THE PICTURE SATANTRIPS IT'S JUST A MEME
IT'S JUST A MEME BRO
Spirit of the law, desufgag.

I did go out.

And I regret it now.

>>34971619
Yeah, I went out to a bar last night and met a girl who told me I was "different" and wanted to see me again. Today she is completely ignoring me.

>>34971703
>>34971708
this too, by the way, if that is their (likely) expectation
I have good credit and don't have debt because planning, saving, luck and other factors that aren't that relevant and I wouldn't sacrifice because some roastie said it was a good idea.

>>34971346
Because this is my one night off a week and I use it to get housework done and get drunk by myself

>>34971346
>knowing what day of the week it is
>using reference points used by other for anything for that matter
>out
>fun
pick zero

>>34971612
>>34971666
>>34971703
>>34971741
C'mon guys. Not all women are like that. Get cleaned up, throw on a nice shirt, and get out there. Who knows what will happen?

just downloaded a gameboy emulator and started playing pokemon red.

Started Charmander and captured a rattata and pidgey outside Veridian. Have all my pokemon around level 8.

Has a normie accomplished more than me today?

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>>34971819
you need to get right with God, Saracen.

>>34971830
Dude

I just downloaded pokemon yellow for my 3ds

haven't played yet and desu prol wont, 2 lay-z

>>34971901
it's worth it to play. Easy to sink a couple hours

I am having fun anon. Im at a hookah lounge with my friend blowing thick clouds senpai.

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>>34971346
WHY AREN'T YOU HAVING FUN DEAR?