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>Women are having more sex thanks to womens liberation
>There are more male virgins than ever before
This make no sense
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They're all fucking the same dudes.
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>>35153079
Yes it does and we've been over this a million times. Fuck off
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>>35153079
You can have me if you want anon

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Who /ridiculously oversensitive/ here

>constantly worrying and overanalyzing what people say to me and how they act around me
>look for hidden meanings in what they say or their body language or facial expressions
>interpret the tiniest thing, or even nothing at all, as some kind of slight against me
>become extremely uncomfortable at even minor criticism
>extremely nervous about anything I do and what repercussions it may have

It's exhausting

How do I relax robots
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Maybe it would help you care less what they think if you realized that what they think is the product of chemical reactions in their head.
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benzos are an effective yet horrible solution
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>>35153044
I used to work with a guy like that.
>unloading trucks
>he always finds issue with some regular warehouse task
>thinks our boss is being legitimately 'mean' when he banters
I say 'used to', because as of friday, they cut his hours to one shift a week at store out of town

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MDMA/Ecstasy/Molly is truly a gift from God. Every robot/depressed or melancholic person should try it at less once.
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I did it twice, and it was a nice feel but I felt extremely depressed afterwards. Not really worth it.
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>>35153071
I took it yesterday and I ain't really got a hangover now. Just feeling calmly grateful and satisfied with the experience.
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>>35153136
You're in the afterglow buddy

Wait a few hours or until tomorrow and you'll feel like shit

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>tfw Dad lost his job, which took him 5 years to get
>he only last 6 months before being let go
>tfw he's probably going to lose his house if he doesn't find something this week
>I know he won't find anything
>tfw need to start looking for a place to live
>tfw don't know where to look/feel like nobody would want a quiet roommate who keeps to themself
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>tfw dad lost his job he's worked at for 20 years
>tried looking for work
>there's almost no jobs left in our shitty rust belt town, and anything far away he can't get without a degree
>had to give him over $2000 to pay bills and such, probably won't bother asking for it back
>going to have to find a job myself without his support, while still in college
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>>35152589
Fucking hell, a quiet roommate that keeps to himself would be ideal for me. Where do you live?
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>>35153006
Phoenix, Arizona...

I don't really like it here, would prefer living somewhere cold/rainy.

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Not even the sperm bank wants you to exist.
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>telling nature who is most physically fit

Lol, yeah short genes are here to stay no matter what sort or ridiculous elitism lanklets create to try to feel superior.
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>sexual partners are exclusively female
I'm not a faggot myself, but why does it matter, as long as the person doesn't have aids or something?
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>>35152549

Fags and trannies have an extremely high likelyhood of catching/having AIDS compared to straight people because of their bloody poopdicking.

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Post your current life goals

>Fix my broken bones
>Go to the gym
>Join some clubs
>Get a job
>Get an mx-5
>Get a gf
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>miata
Underage b&
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>>35152581
Name a more fun car for the price range
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>>35152581
The ND is prtty lit tho

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I thought big dicks hit a girl's cervix and hurt her?
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>>35152433
I tought this woman is going to wear diapers in the next 10 years
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What is her name?

>inb4 cuck
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>>35152433
>All women are the same

It does for some, others not so much. If you're really that curious I remember reading a study a while back that attempted to find women's ideal penis size, I it was something like 6.2x5.

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Hey robots, what fragrance do you wear?

>inb4 sweat and cum

I have thought of better threads before but still. Post 'em
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Abdul Samad Al Qurashi's "Al Haram".
BEST Perfume ever.
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lol I have that thing in the picture smells good first couple of times
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kek I got the other one too wow

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It's been so long since I've felt a woman's touch that I don't even remember if I should miss it or not
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>>35152355
I'll touch you anon *touches* :333333
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>>35152452
You fool! Away! Before I make mincemeat out of you!
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>>35152503
Anon whyyy :33333333333333

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How would you characterise his self-esteem?
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>>35152139
Great! The greatest! No one has a higher self esteem!
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>>35152139
I'd say the death of his father and his brother probably make him ask himself if he's a good father/grand-father

At the end, I think he will be happy of what he did in his life. I mean, business, tv show, politics, etc... I don't think someone had a more complete career in the XXIth century
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>>35152139
He doesn't seem like a very introspective personality so I don't think he has low self-esteem. I don't think he's wracked by self-doubt, although he's quite defensive when criticized. More than is normal for a politician.

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Google's API thinks that calling traps gay is hatespeech.

Will they fuck over the whole internet in a few years and turn everyone gay?
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>>35151946
I'm more worried about the fact the Google is quite literally creating censorship software.

If the computer decides it doesn't like your post, you are not allowed to post.

Scary, huh?
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>>35152013
Yeah, pretty scary to be honest.
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>>35151946
#blackpillthoughts

Men commit more crime, and civilization is selecting against them. Feminization isn't due to BPA or whatever, it's due to selection pressures against high-test behavior, like being violent or rapey. Man as we know him may turn out to have been a kludge or temporary solution.

in other words, we're fucked and even nature doesn't like us

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When did you start smoking /r9k/
>Tfw I was 13 smoking while listeing to Pavement thinking I was cool.
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>dad they broke me
>dad they broke me
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>>35151931

never

feels good
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>>35151931
smoking is one the most normie things you can do

faggot

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>Femanon.... Stacy kicked me out, can I crash at your place for a few days?
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jfl
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>>35151792
S-sorry I don't know you and I don't feel like it would be right for you to be at my place.

I'm sure you have friends you can stay with though
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Definitely no, what's up with the white eyeliner

How does it feel that you only get one life and you will never experience young love?
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My biggest regret.
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literally makes me want to kill myself, famalam
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>>35151619
Young love is shallow and trash 99% of the time. Mature love is better.

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Does anyone else here unironically get triggered when they see pictures of chads. Like really depressed?
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>>35151580
But those guys are all ugly.
They are just /fit/
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Only 1 can pass for a Chad, 2 and 3 are absolute dweebuses, especially 2, holy keks
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>>35151580
why are brits so ugly?

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