Not even the sperm bank wants you to exist.

>telling nature who is most physically fit

Lol, yeah short genes are here to stay no matter what sort or ridiculous elitism lanklets create to try to feel superior.

>sexual partners are exclusively female
I'm not a faggot myself, but why does it matter, as long as the person doesn't have aids or something?

>>35152549

Fags and trannies have an extremely high likelyhood of catching/having AIDS compared to straight people because of their bloody poopdicking.

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>>35152497
kek, when will they learn? It feels good being 6'.

>tfw the faggot at okcupid doesn't know how to smooth data.

>tfw can't donate because I'm poor and never went to college and didn't want to accrue a bunch of debt from student loans because I didn't know what I wanted to study

>>35152549
probably because some may consider being gay a mental illness or a genetic inheritable trait

the social pressure accepting all identities isn't that old

>>35152549

>people say they are not homophobes
>still joke about others being gay as if it was some kind of insult

TV presenters still do this on national TV. Have you never noticed that? Isn't that hypocrisy?

In reality people still think gays are wrong in some form or another. It's just no PC any more to say that in public.

I wonder what gay people think about this.

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>mfw shortness is on par with aids
>mfw society considers me unsuitable for breeding

>>35152497

I love how sperm banks are eugenicist as fuck, as they should be.
If leftists found out about this they'd burn the place down.

>>35152548
t. bootyblasted manlet

>>35152497
I'm kinda chubby, but unless "in good health" means more than "not sick" and instead means "mega buff chad" I meet all requirements.

>>35152497

>tfw you meet all of these requirements
>tfw they would still turn you away for being incredibly average

>>35152647

The fact that you're poor already reflects badly on it's own. They don't want the sperm of poor people.

I fulfill all of those, but I would still produce a genetic atrocity.

What's the point of enforcing Chad requirements for the men if the woman who accepts the sperm is not a Stacey? Their model-tier breeding plan will fail.

>>35152729
t. someone who forgot all of Asia exists

>>35152724
>I love how sperm banks are eugenicist as fuck, as they should be.

It's society that is, not sperm banks.

>If leftists found out about this they'd burn the place down.

Leftists do the same thing.

>>35152497
5ft 9 is well below average (no, 5ft 10 isnt average anymore)

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Make Genes Great Again, hu guys?

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>>35152497
>my sperm will be dumb if I don't have a degree
Wew lad.

Seriously though, is this real life bait?

>>35152833
5'10 was only ever average because the results were skewed by asians anyway.

>>35152770
>why didn't you pick rich parents
You may as well tell Chad and Stacy to stop fucking, my parents were literally the college football teams quarterback and and a cheerleader and him getting killed by some other guy whose girlfriend he was fucking and my mom being yet another single mom at 20 did me no favors

>>35152844

http://www.spermbank.com/how-it-works/sperm-donor-requirements

They have to go by something.
They're not gonna ask for a print screen of your 4chan debate skills or how redpilled you are with your memes.

>>35152783

It's a private service. They don't are selling sperm for cash. It has nothing to do with eugenics.

And yes, you're right. Normally people procreate with other in their league.

When some ugly 4/10 buy Chad sperm, the result will probably not be pretty nor smart.

>>35152724
You're overestimating their consistency.
This isn't obscure, it's simply not that controversial.

>>35152858
No, there are results for white people, but they are old as fuck now and people are getting taller due to women being picky

>>35152862

That's the whole point though. You're parents were clearly very stupid people considering how they had the looks and still managed to fuck it up.

Nobody wants poor people sperm.

>>35152907
>They have to go by something
How about something that isn't retarded?

Just a thought.

>>35152724
>If leftists found out about this they'd burn the place down.
It would be seen as empowering the woman to make the best choice in sperm , now it's just cutting out the middle man literally kek

A truly progressive society gets rid of the stocking of sperm and just has a Chad on the site ready to impregnate the client.
That would create a few jobs.

>>35152497
>tfw meet all the criteria
>only meet the "sexual partners are exclusively female" standard on a vacuous truth

>>35152974

So what do you suggest? We go by your mom's letter about how smart a boy you are?

>>35152940
>and people are getting taller due to women being picky

But short men still manage to procreate just as often and actually have more stable marriages.

Plus there is the whole regression towards the mean. Not all children of tall people end up super tall.

>>35152974

A university degree is a very good indication of intellect though. Sorry if you're butthurt about this.

It's not retarded at all.

>>35152862
>him getting killed by some other guy whose girlfriend he was fucking
Have stupid genes, play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

I meet all of those except the education. I'm in a 3 year college program.

Not that my seed is a worth a damn anyway. Too many health issues.

>>35152992
>progressive society
>Chad on the site ready to impregnate the client.

I think you mean Jamal m8.

>>35153040
Graduating with a cumulative GPA of 2.0 is certainly not an indicator of good intelligence.

>>35153049

Yeah. Also why is the US midwest so weird? You have these tall Aryan kids who are dumb as fuck.

How did that happen?

In northern Europe, where they derive from, the tall people are pretty smart.

>>35153016
Such a lust for (You)s, are you a leaf by any chance?

>>35153040
>good indication
Yes, and the media is fair and balanced.

>>35153095

It's better than the average Joe could do, believe it or not.

>>35153086

Chad, Jamal, Chang, whatever. The roastie would get to choose.

>>35153114

American culture is pretty retarded. The American diet is pretty much retardation inducing.

>>35152497
so if you meet these, how do you get paid for your sperm?

>>35153190

Nah, I think it's some sort of sexual selection gone wrong. Freaking shallow girls were probably full on braws over brains. No wonder they hated the Jews. Only guys on the block with a fair bit of smarts.

>>35153200

It's a donation

>>35152549
the same post mentioned a specific age but why did you decide to only focus on the sexual preference

>>35153300
Sperm gets more fucked up with age (that's why Barron trump has autism) and sexual preference isn't hereditary

>>35153295
no, in the link it says they compensate up to $1,500 per week for sperm if you qualify

>>35153358
Baron Trump still is almost 6 feet tall at age 11 and has a supermodel mom along with his dad being worth billions

I think his genetics are just fine

>>35153121
Are you an original manlet by any chance?

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>>35153018

>Dad is over 6"

>Mom is 5"4

>I end up 5"9

Fucking hell......

>>35153417
Are you by any chance an idiot, that thinks getting a few tests right is any indication of actual intelligence?

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>>35152497
>attending four-year university

Top kek, because we all know going to Marxist indoctrination centres is a the true sign of an intellectual being.

>>35153380
>$1,500 per week for sperm if you qualify
Damn, thats twice what I make at my job.

>>35152914
>They don't are
The result will be ytou. kek

>>35153457
>being THIS mad he didn't fit the sperm bank's requirements
Kek

>>35153459
I'm sure they do an IQ test as well, those are just the base requirements

>>35153459
Found the uneducated redneck.

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>>35153485
This is why we're poor

>>35153485
well, if you're over 6 feet tall, have no recessive genetic defects, are straight, and went to college, and are in the top 5% of applicants, you too can make that much money

>>35153415
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paternal_age_effect

>>35153494
>No argument
Yeah, I didn't think so.

>>35153459
You tell 'em Cletus. We don't need nun o that fancy book learnins over here in real 'merica.

>>35153448

Regression towards the mean.

Not all tall man/average woman couples will have tall children.

>>35153540
>implying you had an argument to begin with
Stay BTFO, manlet

>>35153415

He acts like a has autism. It's not clear how functional he is. He might have the mental age of an 8 year old for life, for all you know.

>>35152497
>tfw all of these except American
Should I see if I'm able donate sperm here? Could be a great way to Ghengis Khan my genes up.

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>>35153571
I know, it just sucks.

>>35153549
Names Vernal, but yeah, basically

>>35153485

The irony is that if you are the Chad they seek, you probably aren't interested in fathering thousands of babies with ugly women and you probably already have a good job.

Does being obese disqualify you under the "are in good health" part?

>>35153598
Ok, so you were just shitposting, gotcha.

One final (You), for the road.

>>35153655
Gee, I dunno fatty. Better go over there and ask them.

>>35153633

You're average. Stop making a big deal out of nothing. Much shorter guys have no problems with women. Your height isn't impeding you.

Also if you're butthurt about not being in the top 95% heightwise why focus on height? Why don't you wish you where smart as fuck or had the athletics to be a top athlete or the looks to be an actor? It's all outside of your control.

>>35152497
I don't see the point of this thread. Mist of you are always hitching about how niggers are inferior and shouldn't exist. If women don't want you then you aren't worth it either

>>35152549
>I'm not a faggot myself, but why does it matter, as long as the person doesn't have aids or something?

An antiquated belief that being a faggot means you're part of a high-risk group. Even if you engage exclusively in safe sex, or never engage in anal penetration specifically, they're going to treat you like a walking AIDS bank. Meanwhile, they don't seem to care how many of your sexual encounters involved female prostitutes.

Much of that comes back to the FDA constantly pushing outdated research. Sperm banks and blood banks constantly call out the FDA for its shit, pointing out that screening methods have vastly improved since the '90s. Frankly, the FDA has too much autonomy and needs to be taken down a notch.

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>>35153752
At least we're white.

>>35153754

Shut up faggot.
Most of you aren't having safe sex at all.
And there's a bunch of actual bug chasers there which makes the whole liberal narrative that gays are just sassy suburbian housedads collapse.

>>35152497
I would donate to sperm banks but I wouldnt want my sperm given to some non white woman, and I bet if I said "white women only" when donating, I would either be called racist or they would just say ok sure and then just give it to anyone who requested it anyway

>>35153515
>>35153549
>they don't know how many University professors self-identify as Marxists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_Kfm_qWpN0

Take one from Jordan.

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I donate my sperm to anime characters

>>35152549
Faggots can't donate plasma for money either.

Sexual partners are exclusively my hand.

>>35153754
>An antiquated belief that being a faggot means you're part of a high-risk group. Even if you engage exclusively in safe sex, or never engage in anal penetration specifically, they're going to treat you like a walking AIDS bank. Meanwhile, they don't seem to care how many of your sexual encounters involved female prostitutes.
it's simple probabilities
if fucking someone in the butt is X times more likely to infect you with HIV compared to fucking a vagina, then the risk of the person fucking people in the but is X times more likely to have HIV.

Now, if you exclusively fuck people in the butt, this adds up to a substatial risk increase for people who fuck other people in the ass.

>>35153754
>people should be infected with an incurable disease because I'm a butthurt faggot
I can't wait until Trump has you people rounded up.

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>>35152632
>that image
fuck
lanklets CANNOT be robots WHEN WILL PEOPLE LEARN

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>>35152497
>fit all those requirements except I'm 5'8"

>>35155023
Can't get messages on OKCupid if you're not on OKCupid. If you're on a dating app you're a failed normie not a robot so it's irrelevant.
>t. 6'4 robot

>>35152844
It's probably not about intelligence. They could just make a small logic test if that was the case.

Getting a degree requires varying amounts of determination, organisation, intelligence, emotional resilience and discipline. It closely resembles the skill set required to make someone successful and therefore is a very crude but convenient way to remove the bad genes likely responsible for impulsiveness and laziness out of the sperm donor gene pool.

Even if everything reason I've suggested above doesn't have any scientific basis, most potential sperm buyers will prefer to have sperm donated by successful adults rather than the population as a whole, this also probably explains why they won't allow faggots, even though homosexuality doesn't have a genetic basis, nor does it guarantee having aids. Sperm banking is a business, don't take it personally.

>>35156373
There are literal meme degrees like (((gender studies))) that shit doesnt take any skill to achieve

>>35152632
Tall men are still getting less than one message a week, and she's probably not even hot

>>35156434
a fair portion of people with degrees probably don't have meme degrees however. In general it works out. And again, do you think the average sperm purchaser will completely discount the degree requirement as being positive just because some meme degrees exist? When reading the requirements, I heavily doubt they'll start thinking about meme degrees, as opposed to thinking about how their future child may be more likely to grow up to become a scientist or something.

Besides, how do you know that a gender study degree is easy to get? I've never looked into it, but I'd imagine it still takes quite a bit of concentration and effort, they do put content on the exam that has to be learned, which is already more than someone who has not got a degree.

>>35152497
I meet all the requirements.

Who the fuck would want someone who's studying at university (not graduated) and is 5'9"s sperm?

If I had to pick they would AT LEAST have to be 6' and graduated college, and preferably 6'4" with a phd

Those seem like low standards. Is that the Walmart sperm bank?

>>35152549

A lot of mental illnesses have a genetic factor in play. There's also high comorbidity so no doubt a fag probably has bipolar or antisocial too.

They don't like autists either. It's easy enough to lie though if you simply must trick a girl into bearing your child.

Sperm banks need to burn.

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If you're a manlet here's what you should do

Step 1:
Get leg lengthening surgery like in the movie Gattaca, You can increase your height by up to 8 inches but it's painful and expensive. pic related

Step 2:
Donate sperm. they even pay you for it. You can supplement your NEETbux with SPERMbux and make 30k/year masturbating into a cup.

Step 3:
Laugh as all of the kids end up as manlets

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>>35157086
Why?

Because you're a Manlet or a retard who didn't graduate college?

>>35156912
Sperm from a Harvard/Stanford undergrad student > sperm from a PhD graduate from an average state school.

Besides, look at the age requirement. The average age of a PhD graduate, for non meme subjects, is 33. So there's a very small window of time for someone to earn a PhD and still meet the requirements to donate sperm. Sperm quality tends to deteriorate with age so it makes perfect sense for them to impose an age requirement.

Qualify except for education. Whatever.

>>35153448
Reporting in too.

Father is 6'7"
Mother is like 5'6" or something
I'm 6'0

Sister who is roughly the same age as me is the same height as me.

gg

>>35158185
Wrong, you're a cuck-baby. Your real father was a swarthy manlet Latino.

>>35158433
Then why am I so white and pure? And beautiful?

And why does Australia have Latinos?