It's been so long since I've felt a woman's touch

>>35152355
I'll touch you anon *touches* :333333

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>>35152452
You fool! Away! Before I make mincemeat out of you!

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>>35152503
Anon whyyy :33333333333333

>>35152355

Once I was offered a hug by a female colleague in hs. I respectfully declined the offer.

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>>35152560
I don't want to be touched by some dumb ass, sweaty ass, stanky ass, asperger's ass, asshole ass motherfucker

get ur smelly dick away from me

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>>35152620
Good, you let her remain pure

>>35152837

dude, she had a chad boyfriend

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>>35152803
But the majority of those things aren't true... I have girl parts.. may I touch you now?

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>>35152872
LIAR, FILTHY LIAR

>>35152868
i should have known that no woman can be chaste

>>35152996
Are you nervous anon? I can be gentle, we can go slow if this is your first time... it's mine too I've never been this close to a man before.. it makes me feel kind of funny, it's something I've never experienced before until I met you

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>>35153103
BEGONE FROM HERE, FOUL CREATURE!

>>35153032

The hug was supposed to be a pity hug or just for her own emotional needs. It could also be that she sought validation by me because I was generally aloof to everyone and tried to see my reaction towards her.

>>35153276
Why do you fight this? I'll come to you anon and I will touch you. I will track you down and touch the ever living shit out of you. I will touch you so goddamn hard you will be forced into submission and love me forever. You can not escape what you have started you fool.
I love you anon

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>>35153348
You will never succeed. You will experience unknowable psychic agony as your soul separates from your flesh. You will your consciousness be torn from your every neuron. You will scream for mercy, and I shall give you none.

I dumped my, literally bipolar, gf about four months ago, because she was being a bitch.

I gained a ton of weight ever since, been smoking a lot of weed to avoid reality and pretty much haven't moved on. She never contacted me after the break up.

I'm watching dorky teenager anime just to get by, because I ran out of weed, and because I guess I need to stop smoking so much.

>tfw you're 24 and pathetic

>>35153578
Yeah, weed does make you apathetic. I can't imagine how much worse my life would be if I didn't quit years ago

sorry about ur gf tho

>>35153462
The harder you fight the harder my clit erects. You've only strengthened my love for you and my desire to touch you even harder, if that is even humanly possible. Have you never seen interstellar? Love is the most powerful force in the universe :3

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>>35153683
CEASE THIS WRETCHED PERVERSION AT ONCE! INTERSTELLAR WAS A FASCINATING AND TOUCHING MOVIE, ALTHOUGH ITS CLIMAX WAS A BIT OF AN ASSPULL; REGARDLESS, THAT IS NOT RELEVANT TO THE SITUATION AT HAND AND YOU WILL SOFTEN YOUR CLIT IMMEDIATELY IF YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOOD FOR YOU

>>35153723
Just let me love you, you damn fool. I want to give you what you've been asking for, what you long for in life. I can give you unconditional love that will never cease. I've been rash and let my emotions get the best of me, I'd only ever touch you consensualy of course. You'd never have to wonder again about the touch of a woman, you know you miss it since you felt the need to post about it. I can give you so much anon, if only you'd let me

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>>35153878
I... I will never let you in. Try as you might, my heart will forever be closed to you.

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>>35154017
Well you have broken my heart. The one person who loved you unconditionally and was willing to give their life for you. This fucking rips me apart more than you could ever know. I love you and I will always continue to love you. But I can respect your decision even if you're ruining a one in a lifetime opportunity of mutual happiness.
I'll never forget you

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>>35154103
Goodbye... perhaps in another world, in another life, things could have been different...

>>35154103
hey i'll touch ya

want a backrub?

>>35152803
Too bad, bitch, because 90% of those men you're surrounded, are dumb arses assholes and motherfuckers,
>words from an asperger's ass

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>>35154262
Why y-yes I would love that you kind anon :3 lemme touch you~

>>35154159
Look what you're missing OP are you jealous at the attention I'm receiving after you so horrifically dumped me like trash to the side of the road?

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>>35154495
n-n-NO I AM NOT AT ALL JEALOUS

>>35154495
>>35154495
i actually was spooning and rubbing the back of my gf last night i'm sorry i can't cheat on her like this

I'm sweet and affectionate but my heart belongs to only one at a time ;-;

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>>35154635
It's okay anon, I was just using the attention to get back and my true love anyway.
Enjoy your life filled with a loving gf to give back rubs too... I envy you so much

>>35154612
This could could be us OP, we could be spooning and touching while talking suggestively to other strangers on the internet........... but alas

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>>35154770
The love you seek is a paradox; it is impossible to achieve.... for you only love the chase. If ever your feelings were returned, you would vanish into the night. This is truth

>>35154770
i mean...we can still get pizza
just cus i have a gf doesn't mean i can't enjoy pizza with someone you know

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>>35155070
well howdy-ho, did somebody say pizza?!?!?!?!?

>>35155098
no like actual pizza from costco or little caesars

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>>35155215
o-oh... i see... sorry to bother you

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>>35155098
He wasn't talking to you

>>35155377
so yes on the little caesars?

c:

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>>35155377
I will end your very existence.

>>35155535
You know I'm still hanging around for when you come to your senses and love me back

>>35155904
are you gonna fucking accept my little caesars offer or WHAT GOD DAMN

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>>35155904
We are at an unbreachable divide. I will never let you win. I will never give you what you want.

I HAVEN'T SEEN PUSSY IN SO LONG, I THROW STONES AT IT

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>>35156100
no throw stone at pussy, throw BLINI

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>>35156040
I'll still wait. As your gf I'll wait for you to get over what ever it is you're going through right now,

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>>35156458
>as your gf
STOP THIS AT ONCE

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>>35156508
Yes, I'm your gf. No matter how much you push me away, my unconditional feelings for you won't subside. Give into this anon, let yourself be happy for once. You deserve love like this.

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>tfw it's been 9 years

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>>35156644
FINE, you win. Take what you want... now leave me be with my sorrows
>>35156660
I'm so sorry, my brother. Rest easy with the thought that you've done better than many robots

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>>35156745
It wasn't even real affection.
The first time I was just being the cuddles-replacement for a girl in a LDR which I was best friends with.
The second time I was being used to make her neglectful boyfriend jealous and the bitch would have wen't so far as to sleep with me, but I declined.

Wizardry, here I come.

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>>35156644
watching you do this to him makes me sad because I know I'll never get to have anyone in my life say such nice things to me...

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>>35156819
My experience was awfully similar. I am only used
>>35156822
Don't let LARPing get you down, this kind of thing isn't even real for normies. Humans are not capable of love

>>35156822
>>35156887
It's only half fake. I'm legitimately an extremely lonely person. Venting by professing my undying love to strangers somehow makes me feel a little better. All I want in reality is an equally sad bf that I can make happy

>>35157064
>>35156887
Even though It's half fake it still makes me think about how sad and pathetic I am. I don't know how to not think about it.

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>>35157064
that's... that's really sad. i'm sorry to hear that. here, have a *touch*

>>35156887
>My experience was awfully similar. I am only used
I know right?
Well I've finished my bottle of wine now and listened to enough Chopin.

I wish there had been some more ineresting threads on /r9k/ to talk about feels and stuff, but what can you do.
Have a nice evening, I'm going to sleep.

>>35157099
Yep. This whole thread is just bad feels all round.

Thanks, chaps.

The two lovey-dovey scumsuckers who cunted up this thread deserve to be boiled alive.

>>35157167
hey yo man i just didn't know the strength that my threads can hold

>>35157215
yeah thread was really high quality before, right?

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>>35157215
>mfw it was just me samefagging

>>35152355
Can't miss it what you have not experienced in my case.

>>35157232
It was just a normal, stupid /r9k/ and these two yokels turned it into the worst feels possible thread for nothing but their own gratification.

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>>35157582
Don't get mad, that anon would probably be hurt if he realized he was talking to a dude that was just looking for an excuse to ERP.

>>35157906
He wasn't talking to a dude though, I could show him if he sent me his contact info

>>35158078
OP here, send nudes to warm my heart

my throwaway email is [email protected]

fucking kek. r9k is a roleplay/hookup board.

>>35158321
huhhuh right

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>>35158407
what
>>35158364
r9k has been /autismsoc/ for ages

I have been betrayed, offered my email and only received a huhuh right... I will now sage my own thread as penance

>>35159158
I don't want to give nudes I want to love you OP

>>35159171
nah ur just a dude who won't give me nudes because i'll find out he's a dude

Sage

>>35159202
I don't want nudes from you OP, what exchange where you expecting? I do not desire an online sexual exchange, as bad and less gratifying than a one night stand

>>35159271
just email me, queer. i'm bored