R9k draw thread. Taking any sfw requests, other artists are free to take other requests. Not the best artist but practice makes perfect.
Draw Eliza
>>39201710
Anon, you inspired me to start drawing again, thank you.
Draw me. You get no reference material except for this text.
When was the last time you texted an actual girl (that isn't related to you) ? What was the conversation about?
>>39201574
May 2017. It was basically her being sarcastic and passive aggressive, me trying to decipher her b.s. and her denying it all.
May 2013, she wanted to know why I wouldn't talk to her or any of our friends at graduation.
>>39201574
Today. She wanted to play Wolf Quest online with me. Needless to say i refused.
>tfw no psychopath gf
It's a depressing feel
>>39201569
But what if she tries to kill you
>>39201920
>wanting to live
You some kind of normie or something?
>>39201569
I feel this depressing feel as well
I'm in love with actress, Kiernan Shipka. She played Sally on Mad Men. She's beautiful and charming.
>>39201562
she's a spoiled cunt
>>39201604
I wish I could spoil her. I'd love to buy her expensive dresses and shoes.
>>39201641
I'm sad that I'll probably never be able to provide for her.
STOP! prove that youre not underage and you may pass
im like totally not a teenager lmao
>>39201493
>STOP! prove that youre not underage and you may pass
I was born in 1997
I watched rugrats and scooby doo on TV
I am pretty sure I was the last generation to do so
This is the best Spider-Man cartoon. I also remember when comics were good and witnessed the steady decline of Marvel's comics.
Go to 5:30 to see the situation in question
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7tWEOx4MwE
>>39201239
who the fuck watched this trash desu
>>39201239
Jimmy. How's he gonna keep track of inventory if he isn't using the register?
jimbo for sure
showoff
Where are my communist and anarchist Robotic comrades?
>>39201157
If you are a Communist, you are retarded.
>Communists
>Anarchists
Dumpster diving outside Circle K.
Should we bring back gladiators?
It would be a good way to cull the Chad population a bit.
>>39201140
Chads don't fight, they're like senators.
>Make robot fight each other
>128 robots tournaments
>Winner get a state assigned waifu with a life contract that forces her to stay married and loyal
Sign me the fuck up
>be me
>20 years old
>been chubby ever since i can remember
>don't eat more than your average person
>don't binge eat
>don't stuff myself with junk food
>still chubby
>go to the gym 3-4 times a week for 6 months
>i am still fucking chubby
you bet your ass i am going to call genetics on this one
why do normies eat unhealthy shit all the time and don't even bother to exercise yet still stay skinny?
why should i eat nothing but fucking salads and nuts and berries for the rest of my life when almost noone else has to?
>>39200986
what are your average meals?
10 times out of 10 people that say bull shit like >I don't eat "that" much
>I go to the gym and am still chubby
>It has to be my genetics
Are liars your a fat lazy pig own up to it and I bet your gym days are you curling some 10 or doing some push up bullshit
>>39200986
you eat too much and don't move enough, sorry anon
Why don't girls wear skirts anymore? It's a rarity.
This picture was taken in Washington state.
>>39200875
Feminity is seen as a weakness now. Notice how women who want to be stay ay home moms and cook are looked at as dated, go-back-to-the-fifties internalized mysogynists? The cultural narrative has shifted.
>>39200875
move to Japan. every girl wear skirts. literally every girl. small, young, old. doesn't even matter what weather it is. they still wear skirts. snow/raining/cold.
hi robots, I am a wizard apprentice. I will be 30 in another year, obtaining wizardhood.
I was a hikikomori for 5 years, and I spent my whole life in front of desktop computers (outside of going to school). I still don't have a life, never had a girlfriend, and am a NEET. I am an experienced basement dweller.
Let's talk
I don't compare notes with villains.
Honor among thieves is the kind of meme a thief would create.
>>39200976
not sure what you're talking about there but okay, how you doing?
>>39200995
REEEEEEEEEEFUCKINGNORMIETRASGRREEEEEEEEEE GOBACK TO BREADDIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>be me
>be going for a jog in the park on my rest day
>jogging forward faster than ever
>probably gonna be new PR
>see this short/petite girl in my way
>she's looking at her phone
>i want to cut the corner so I keep running the way i'm currently going
>doing too well to move out of the way, as I'd have to slow down
>get closer, realize she hasn't seen me
>yell "MOVE THE FUCK AWAY!" as i run right into her
>i weigh about 180 pounds, she probably weighed maybe 100 pounds,at most
>the scream startled her so much she dropped her phone
>i run on her phone, probably cracked it too
>i run right into her, knocking her over
>it was concrete where i ran into her
>actually heard a sort of "smack" or "thump" can't really remember, but i definitely heard something a split second after i hit her
>ohfuckwhathaveidone.jpg
>look behind me
>she's not moving
>too scared to go back now
>just keep running home
>read in local news the next day that girl was rushed to hospital with a bad concussion after being found yesterday
Will I go to jail for this?
Why the fuck would you just run into her
are you autistic?
>>39200821
My dude.
This is what you get for being so self-centered.
Doing what you want and expecting others to fall in line will result in shit like this.
I hope you do go to jail. Jesus Christ
>>39200821
Are there any witnesses?
Did you leave any evidence (fingerprints, saliva, etc..?)
>get btfo in a thread by some random anon
>start to have a panic attack
>close thread
good thing we're all anonymous here
>he assigns anymore than a slight importance to comments on 4chan
not gonna make it, lad
>>39200789
I once had a panic attack when I got only 4 kills in 20 rounds in a csgo match
>>39200789
Which thread was it anon give me a hint
Hey anons.
>how are you?
>are you making it?
>self harm? how?
>booze?
>suicide?
Share feels.
>>39200764
don't want to do anything beside being on my pc
am i depressed?
Playing Vidya feels like a chore since I'll want to 100% each game, and feel like I'm playing it more for it to be done, rather than enjoy it. I've just been laying around all day. Maybe I'm tired. Felt the same way this past week
>>39200864
Do you enjoy things in life right now?
>>39200937
Iktf anon
ITT: Red flags for girls
>She calls herself a "witch" or a "gamer"
>>39200730
>she's white
>she doesnt sell her body
>She wears a choker
>"Dont talk to me before I've had my coffee"
Why would they call themselves a witch?