ITT: Red flags for girls >She calls herself a "witch"

>>39200730
>she's white
>she doesnt sell her body

>She wears a choker
>"Dont talk to me before I've had my coffee"

Why would they call themselves a witch?

>>39200730
>tfw no gamer witch gf (male)

>she's white
>she's thin
>she's not my gf

>>39200862
Radical feminists unironically believe that a witch is the most accurate feminist symbol
There was a huffington post article about it

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>>39200847
>"Dont talk to me before I've had my coffee"
Shh! You know the rules.

>she wears cat-eye glasses
>she describes herself as being like Marilyn Monroe

>has daddy issues
>is a petty thief
>highly conservative parents that she is actively trying to piss off
>voted labour
>likes body modification
>has nipple piercings
>has done or does cocaine

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>She doesn't do anal.
No brown ring no diamond ring.

>she has no penis

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>>39200730
>implying I wouldn't take either

>she doesn't let me hurt her

>>39200730
>im like sarcastic xD
come on man this goes for men and women

>she is a girl (female)

>white
>Pretty princess attitude
>Not a virgin

>>39200730
>she unironically uses emojis and XD
>she's had a lot of boyfriends
>she's """bisexual"""
>any body modifications other than dyed hair because that's hot

>>39201011
>>she's """bisexual"""
even worse
>""""""""pansexual""""""""

>>39200730
>she isn't on good terms with her dad
Daddy issues ruin any fucking girl in an instant, they always hate men. I've been proven right on this so many damn times I trust it completely as a measure.

Also
>piercings
>dyed hair
Weren't too big of a deal 10 years ago, but both are huge red flags that the person is 9 times out of 10 going to be a raging social justice shitter. I'm very surprised when they're not.

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>>39200730
>She wants to model her appearance after the traditional image of femininity without actually doing things that are seen as conservatively feminine, like cooking, cleaning, being subservient to the husband, or even wanting children

>>39201106
What if she has mommy issues? i see a lot of them here with some form of mommy issue.

>being """""""""""bisexual"""""""""""just means that she is a slut lvl 7000000

>>39200730
My mom is a "witch" bruh, and insane good look

It would be easier just to say the fact she's a girl is a red flag.

One of my female friends wants to get tattoos and it pisses me off that someone would want to trash their skin with something like that.

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>she says she's not like the other girls

>Says if you cannot handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best

>jokes that 5'10" is short while being 5'4" herself
>Swipe left if under 6'
Btw i thoughts witches were the female equivalent of wizard?

>>39201251
In my opinion that's fine. If anything it'll be a good threshold for redpilling her on women

>>39201867
witches in that sense don't exist, it's impossible for a woman to be a virgin at age 30 unless she was literally born without arms and legs

>>39202208
I'm a 26yo woman, not disabled in any way, and I'm well on my way to be a 30yo KHV.

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>>39200886
medea best girl
who is a princess by the way

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>she's interested in history and politics

>>39202252
Unless you're extremely ugly, this is probably because you have a shit personality. Literally just use female privilege to your advantage and grab a guy you know is single's hand and start flirting with him. Your failures are your own

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>>39202404
Alright, dad, thanks for the tip. I'll just grab his hand, give him a firm handshake, and tell him that I'm the girlfriend he's looking for. It's just that fucking easy.

>Piercings other than one in each ear lobe
>Tattoos
>Says she is outspoken
>Says she speaks her mind
>Short hair
>Supports feminism
>Has sympathy for the "refugees" flooding into Europe

>>39202252
You have almost half a decade left. I have no sympathy for you.

>>39202451
You could literally walk into any building, find a guy in your range and ask them to fuck. 6/10 of them would do you.

That said, I admire that you want an actual relationship instead of casual sex.

>>39202451
Even if you don't have enough confidence to be that forward, literally just go to the gym, workout each day, and it'll only be a matter of time until you're attractive enough to get one of the guys there to hit on you if you do stretches or squats or some shit infront of them.

>>39202252
Meet up with me and ill fuck you within the week just dont be a landwhale

>>39202508
Half a decade and it's gonna be just like the previous half.
>>39202538
Not true at all. People have done that test and uploaded it on youtube, and the majority of guys turn down the girl's offer, even though she's way hotter than me.
>>39202572
There isn't even a gym in my town, and I can't drive. Besides, I hate exercising.

>>39202618
I have male friends to whore you out to as a gf if you want?

>she gossips
>she projects her narcissism onto others
>she kicks people when they're down

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>>39202329
FUCK YOU ANON HISTORY GFS ARE GREAT
Not like I would know
BUT HISTORY IS STILL GOOD

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>She's not pic related

>>39202618
>I hate excercising
I found your problem. You're either a land whale or bones with skin on them

>>39202900
>implying you wouldn't give her muffin a tough huff and stuff anyway

>>39202900
I'm underweight, but I wouldn't call myself a skeleton either. Besides, guys love underweight girls.

>her family is involved in organized crime
No matter how nice she is, it isn't worth it

>>39202618
That's not true I've seen those videos in most of them most guys are down and in the one where most aren't the girl is being weird as fuck. Just ask to fugg.
Also come take my virginity.

>>39203149
Ok
but weird is a common trait among fembots

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>>39200730
>she exists

Calle privat

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>>39203022
Then why are you a virgin? What the fuck is wrong with you? You must be hideous.

>>39200730
>has piercings ears dont count
>wears a lot of jewelry
>has obvious makeup (like that really shitty bright blue face paint crap they put on their eyes)
>has a lot of skin showing
>has sent noods
>can see her being a slut
>really really /dumb/
>really really /mean/

thats all i can think of right now

>>39203149
Well, there were many such videos. You probably saw the ones involving lots of black dudes.
>>39203254
I am ugly, but most importantly I'm very introverted and "different" and I had a lot of issues in school, so I dropped out and have been a NEET since then and I never meet new people.

>>39203254
Maybe she just wants to hold out or is picky?

>>39203280
how involved in the sjw shit are you?

>>39203280
What do you mean by dropped out of school? Please don't tell you haven't finished high school.

>>39203333
Not at all.
>>39203370
I haven't finished high school. I was too bullied and depressed and stopped giving a shit about life.

>>39203384
how tolerant of pol are you?

>>39203384
Please let me be your thirsty beta orbiter.

>>39203474
I still visit it daily even tough it's gone downhill massively in the past years. /new/ was way better and I miss it.
>>39203478
I haven't even done anything to deserve orbiters.

>>39200847
What's the problem with chokers? My gf usually wears one and she is the friendliest and most decent girl I know, hasn't even dated any one before me.

Also
>girls that just like to hang out with guys
>regular smoking/drinking/drugs
>'open relationship/polyamarous' or whatever crap
>believes there are more than 2 genders
>welcomes refugees
>overly religious
>fat

>>39203524
And you're from what country?

>>39203524
So, no to orbiting then?

>>39203561
Canada.
>>39203590
I don't know.

>>39203022
Wrong, roastie. Men prefer girls with a healthy body, not skelly sluts. Ideal for me is between 5'-5'4, 110-130. Perfrction is 5'1, 115-120lb, with C cups, and nice (not huge) butt, preferably with blonde hair and green eyes.

>>39203637
Shoo faggot. Stop speaking for all men and learn to speak for yourself.
>>39203631
Things you like to do?

>>39203631
please be my gf leafgirl

>>39203718
>>39203828
I don't feel like answering questions anymore right now.

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>>39200862
To make them appear to be more spiritual or something.

>>39203837
okay sorry, have a nice day
i love you[ /spoiler]

>>39203637
A 5' 1" girl with a C cup who weighs more than 105 may as well fucking have her own TLC show. At 120 you'd have to drive the bitch around on a cart and firemen would have to cut out door frames to get her our of her house.

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>Isn't Christian
>Mean
>Doesn't like kids
>Drug user
Pretty much the only things I can't tolerate.

>>39200730
>posts overused quotes on social media
>has to actually say what she thinks she is, instead of showing it ("I'm a gamer" "I'm funny" etc)
>dyed hair in weird colours
>hangs out with hippies/stoners
>says she's bisexual

>>39200905
What exactly are daddy issues? I've always had a great relationship with my dad until my parents divorced

>>39201124
Good one, didn't think of that

>>39202329
As a poli sci major I totally agree
There are two types of political girls
1. Psychotic liberals who hate men and bitch and whine about having to learn anything related to Western Civilization
2. """Conservatives""" who are actually total fucking sluts and don't live by any conservative social mores

>>39203994
Are you retarded? Do you not know how body fat works? To be that obese she'd have to 150-200 lbs. 100-125 is the most healthy and ideal weight for that height. Not to mention, people are built differently too, some may need more.

>>39200862
There are girls who are unironically witches. I dunno how effective it really is, but it's taken completely seriously.

says litterly at all

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Let's see how my current gf fares according to /r9k/

>>39200847
Choker (I asked her to wear one), don't talk to me before I eat

>>39200996
All 3 really but not really a princess thing although I call her that

>>39201011
Couple boyfriends and ear piercings

>>39201124
This exactly although she cooks and cleans, she doesn't want kids or to be subservient

>>39203256
>really really /mean/
But she's also really sweet too

How fucked am I?

>>39203859
What's wrong with short hair or being religious?
My hair's just always been short and I'm just more comfortable with it
I'm not religious but I thought guys would like someone with a string sense of morals

>>39206465
>I'm just more comfortable with it
This is the problem, you should optimize your looks to attract the best possible partner by having long feminine hair. It's a sign of fertility, youth and femininity.

>>39206583
>This is the problem, you should optimize your looks to attract the best possible partner by having long feminine hair
I tried long hair and it didn't look that great, and I've been told that my hair looks better short
>It's a sign of fertility
Don't know about that
>youth
The last thing I need is to look even younger, I don't want to start attracting pedophiles
>femininity
Fair

>>39203994
>T. Someone who has never been in any kind of relationship with a girl (female) and known her actual weight.
Any weight any girl has told you, you can add 10-20lb to that to be close to what she actually weighs.
It takes a lot to get honesty out of a broad that isn't in love with you, especially about her body.

>sarcastic

Is there anything more unattractive than a sarcastic woman?

>>39206636
>and I've been told that my hair looks better short
That's because people love to give shallow compliments or are desperate pussy beggars.

Also about religion. If her need for conformity by being religious goes above objectivity and truth then I wouldn't want her in my life.

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>she is a girl
It's the only red flag that matters

>>39206787
What's wrong with a compliment? Albiet I heard something about one guy who told me he liked it short liking me, but both my parents have said it too, and my mom is honest
I get what you mean about religion, but you're saying its not an objective red flag, just that in some cases it may become a problem, you wouldn't be able to tell if it's a good moral foundation or where she derives her sense of belonging comes from

>>39203837
The eternal woman strikes again, what was I even expecting?

>>39200730
>unironically believes crystals can heal her aura
they will be hot and it will not be worth it, beware anons

>>39206883
If morals come from the fear of punishment from god it has no value. When an atheist has morals and cares about others you know it's true virtue.

>>39200862
Lesbianism, rebellion and feminism.

>>39200730

>Wears that flower headband thing
>Is a smoker/drinks excessively
>Is a DUDE WEED LMAO
>Obsessed with social media
>Is a far left liberal
>Tattoos
>>>39201636
>Piercings

>She reads vampire novels
Trust me, its the biggest redflag

>>39200730

>"sorry for stalking you"
>cuts herself
>stays up all night to tell u about her depression
>eating disorder
>bulimia

>>39207999
Paranormal fiction is hot garbage, but guilty pleasures man.

>>39200730

Wears a choker

>>39203535

Chokers are an indicator for borderline personality disorder.

>>39200730
>She posts about trivial stuff about her day throughout the entire day
>She doesn't post her boipussy when asked

>>39200730
>>39200847
literal green flags

>>39206879
>murdoc niccals
You're fine by me