I want to look like thiss, but I look like...
... this. What do? XD
>>39243240
God I hate goatees.
>>39243265
why , i was planning to do a goatee
/manchild/ general
>24
>live at home
manchild.
same senpai
i lived by myself once and it was terrible
>>39243248
Did you have work out meaningful relationships with make friends?
Also that does not mean gayshit
>go outside
>have to learn to walk again
>realize how helpless I am in this world
If one were to be at high risk of a violent outburst, would suicide be a justified answer?Would it be the morally correct one?
>>39243074
Normies will tell you no because you can get better if you seek help and get proper medications etc etc
The correct answer however, is yes.
>>39243074
You know, you could just not. If you can ask this question then your frontal cortex is sound enough to control your emotions. If you "can't", then you're just too lazy to master your emotions, and in that case, you might as well just kill yourself, because you're going to have a bad time.
>>39243123
this sounds like pseudoscience bullshit. Why don't you kill yourself instead, bitch ass nigger.
How do I stop myself from dropping out of uni to avoid a mandatory public speaking course?
I already dropped the class once right before the first speech last year since I could afford to but now it is do or die and the only advice I can get from normies is "lmao just look at the back of the room and practice" or "lmao everyone is nervous as you at first". One being generic advice that doesn't help at all, the other being a straight up lie.
Is there some kind of pill I could take my doctor would prescribe? If my autism is strong enough can I convince the school to waive the class? Could I pass with a D if I do everything in the class but the actual speeches? I don't care at all about improving myself here. I will never, ever have to give a public speech outside of school with my major. They just want to justify squeezing more tuition money out of me.
>>39243073
Half the class is as boneless as you are. Take solidarity in knowing they're also cowards facing their fears instead of running from them like a bitch.
>>39243173
That's simply not true. I've seen people give speeches before and watched them sitting down preparing to go up and give them, and their reaction after it was done. I've watched for their face to go red, for shaking, quavering in their voices, literal tearing up like I do, heavy swallowing, it's not even comparable. It's pretty clear I'm significantly more nervous.
i was drunk during every public presentation i had to give in college.
I'm really scared! Is this safe? Will it hurt >.<
>>39243017
Fuck off, whore titz
>>39243017
start slow
have him cum onto the open wounds
and work your way up
>>39243172
>have him cum onto the open wounds
but this way the semen won't be sterile and there's a chance for infection
if the semen is pasteurized then injected directly into my body there's no chance for unwanted bacteria or other men's sperm to infect me
Can we have a cute girl thread?
>you will never have a single girl in this thread
There was one earlier today, but for some reason it got deleted.
>>39242783
Why did you save my oneitis's pic tho, delete it
what grows quicker, your erection or your qt folder?
Alright r9k,, how do I respond?
>>39242493
I want some chocolate powder and milk. Thanks
>>39242493
who is this your mom sister or friend or potential gf
just say hi i need .... or hi i dont need anything thanks
>>39242493
pick up some condoms for me roastie, err, I mean babe
What are your hardcore songs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlUNc8vA1Tg
>>39242328
This isn't hardcore anon, this is cringe.
>>39242328
Some iron maiden is about as heavy as I go
>>39242340
Then post whatever you think is.
Why is there so much gay shit now, there is like 10+ fag threads up right now wtf
How do we make the queers go back to where they belong ?
QUEERS BEGONE YOUR KIND ARE NOT WELCOME HERE
>>39242233
/lgbt/ doesn't allow any lewd imagery and almost all of it revolves around trannies. Why would I wanna go there when I can be in r9k?
>>39242472
BECAUSE YOU ARE FLOODING THE BOARD WITH THESE SHIT ! KEEP IT TO ONE FUCKING THREAD THAT WE CAN HIDE INSTEAD OF SPAMMING GAY SHIT ALL OVER /R9K/
Come in, take the test, discuss
>Basic test
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
>The better one
http://www.keys2cognition.com/explore.htm
>>39242215
>tfw
tfw entj and pretty accurate
>>39242215
so i got INTP on the test what do you think of it is it good or bad im also more of a extrovert so i might be ENTP but idk about mbti a lot so..
i got istp
what does it mean by this
It`s my birthday, wish me a happy birthday you fuckers
No,fuck you. Get bent and die. =3
>>39242010
Hello and happy birthday fellow Virgo.
>>39242048
wish me a fucking happy birthday
ASS LICKING THREAD
BRAP POSTERS GO TO HELL
>tfw no sweaty girl bhole to lick
I wish it were acceptable to sniff a girl's asshole as a form of greeting.
BRRRAAAAPPPPPPPPP
*sniff* *sniff* of yeah baby I like your dirty asshole.
Umm yeah. Just like that, spread those butthole.
*sniff* *sniff* yeah this feels so good.
What's the biggest amount of effort you have ever put into shitposting?
>>39241921
Got a second phone so I could post screenshots of me talking to a "girl"
Spent a few days linking a /mu/ trip's archived stories to finding his Facebook and address.
>>39243300
that's not shitposting, that's detective work
How do people not accept that humans evolved from apes starting 6 million years ago and the fact that we are primates? After looking at a lot of lemurs and bonobos you can see clearly how humans are morphologically another primate
>>39241899
lack of education
>>39241899
whatever you say, satan. Keep your lies out of christian ears.
Because they want to feel special and they were fed spooks all their life.
>you could be a qt girl with mental issues and a lot of orbiters
>you are a virgin ugly male without friends or hope
really makes me think
We're your friends faggot
You still don't have any hope though
>>39241855
There is more guys on the net than girls. Supply and demand
Finding out that girl isn't a trap really fucked me off.
I feel like I've been robbed.