My boyfriend wants to inject his semen into my bloodstream!

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>>39243017
Fuck off, whore titz

>>39243017
start slow
have him cum onto the open wounds
and work your way up

>>39243172
>have him cum onto the open wounds
but this way the semen won't be sterile and there's a chance for infection

if the semen is pasteurized then injected directly into my body there's no chance for unwanted bacteria or other men's sperm to infect me

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make sure you film it okay

>>39243215
>if the semen is pasteurized

Then it will be dead, so what's the point?

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>>39243251
>make sure you film it okay
I don't think someone getting a shot is very exciting

>>39243017
No its not safe, you can die. I'm not joking
t. medbot.

>>39243341
>No its not safe, you can die. I'm not joking
>t. medbot.
tell me why or else I'll do it
I'm sick of you people keeping secrets from us

>>39243017
The most important question here is are you a boy

>>39243360
Do you want a semen clot in your heart ?

>>39243017
It will almost certainly cause you to go into anaphylactic shock and die. Literally. Not fucking with you. Same thing would happen if you injected egg whites into your bloodstream (like a fucking retard).

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>>39243380
>The most important question here is are you a boy
why is this important

>>39243322
i wanna see that semen squeezed into his arm

>>39243434
Because if you are then you should do it, purely because all retarded r9k traps need to die

>>39243416
Lmao imagine getting emphysema because you let someone inject semen into you

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>>39243416
>>39243433
what if he injects it upstream and not downstream

>>39243017
is that swimwear so tight that it wraps around the cock itself? you can even see the fucking head!

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Waiting for that video, OP.

>>39243500
It will go back downstream within 30 seconds to a minute. So, still ded. Not to mention anaphylaxis can begin from anywhere in you're body m90

The immune response should be interesting. Why not just take it up the ass? Mucous membrane lets damn near everything through. Read up on human microchimerism. Nulliparous women have been found to have male DNA in the CSF. That can only mean cum in her brain. Since injecting cum isn't a common practice I assume it comes from lots of unprotected sex in the pussy, ass, and mouth.

Actually OP, the effects vary a lot on whether it's IM or IV. I spoke too soon. The previous things were for IV injection. IM will cause a horrible abscess, you'll likely get gangrene and have to get that limb cut off (if you're lucky).

>>39243556
>That can only mean cum in her brain
well, that explains why sluts are dumb

>>39243525
>>39243556
just curious, does blood in the body get "filtered" in the heart?

so blood only flows one way in the body, like a big loop right?

so if something was injected into the blood stream right after the heart pumped out the blood , would it go through your brain before getting back to the heart?

How does that work exactly? Could stuff which is injected get "filtered" through other organs before reaching the heart , like could the cum get stuck into the brain or whatever, or is that not the way this works

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>>39243657
>just curious, does blood in the body get "filtered" in the heart?
It's time to read some books on anatomy for high-schoolers anon.

>>39243657
The entire bloodstream does the 'filtering' for the inflammatory reaction. Also kidneys and liver. If you want it to go to the brain first inject in the carotid. If you want closer to the heart then inject in jugular. If you google how to put in a midline you should be able to get it right near the right atrium which is the first chamber blood goes to before the rest.

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>>39243692
or you could just fucking tell me cunt
this is why I hate doctors
I fucking hate all of you people so much

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>>39243777
read a book smelly vampire

>>39243657
It's psuedo-random which path things would take, since there are so many many branches (fractally, actually, iirc) in the bloodstream. If you wanted it filtered through any specific thing, you'd have to inject it pretty close like >>39243765 said. Also like >>39243765 said, your kidneys and liver do most of the "filtering" in your body, though they aren't literal filters. Rather, they chemically remove waste dissolved in your blood. Since semen wouldn't really dissolve well and would almost certainly clump up and coagulate (see: ever cumming in a hot shower), you'd be pretty fucked. That's also the reason why your balls are in their lil' sack. Need to be ~96 degrees Fahrenheit instead of ~98.

>>39243777
I'm actually the head doctor of the world and I'm here to tell you that everyone in this thread is trolling. Semen is mainly protein which is already found in large amounts in your blood. Your blood also has anticoagulants in it, which is why blood doesn't turn into hard scabs in you. The semen will just dissolve in your blood and your kidneys and liver will clean out anything the body doesn't want inside you, that is their job. If anything, you'll get a slight energy boost. Go ahead and inject that semen. Just remember to post the video for us.

>>39243416
>>39243433
>So how did you get a semen clot in your heart?
>>Well my boyfriend came into a syringe and I slipped and fell on it

>>39243556
>having sex with men literally puts cum in your brain
I knew I was a lesbian for a reason.

>>39244004
fuck off slag
go back to cgl