Alright r9k,, how do I respond?

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>>39242493
I want some chocolate powder and milk. Thanks

>>39242493
who is this your mom sister or friend or potential gf
just say hi i need .... or hi i dont need anything thanks

>>39242493
pick up some condoms for me roastie, err, I mean babe

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>>39242493
no but i need u to sit on a shelf so that next time i go to whole foods i can pick u up

>>39242533
its bumble you fucking autist

Do you people live under a rock?

chicken tendies / chocolate milk / roll house cookies

Ask for a very specific type, and if she says they don't have it, say condoms so you can punish her

>>39242736
we dont have that in my country only tinder
no need to be offensive im just trying to help!

I'm going to the penis store. Need me to pick you up anything?

>>39242493
This is a pickup line from the Netflix Original Master of None lol...she already has a set up punchline. Just say huh or what or idk ??

No, but you could come over here and let me dine on your hole foods.

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>>39242736
Oy vey goyim! You don't know about every single one of our love matching applications? Why, the Match Group is one of the finest multinational gentile schemes - I mean love matching corporations that ((( we ))) own!
Why aren't you finding your soulmate right now goyim?

>>39242493
yeah i'm low on diapers

>>39242736
Thanks uhh yeah, that's the point??

OP here,, I need HALP

>>39242736
No one knows what that is lmao

"When did that stop being original? Lol"
Makes you not sound like a robot if you're not looking for keks

Say Ha and tell her you think Aziz is funny. Ask her if she's seen Human Giant.

>>39242493
"Box of magnum condoms for my magnum dong"

tendies and choco milk

>>39242736
>Boys are not allowed to send the first message on Bumble. Girls must initiate the conversation with their matches, or else they disappear after 24 hours

Oh my fucking god this is a godsent.

>>39245200
You better be an uberchad though