What's the biggest amount of effort you have ever put

>>39241921
Got a second phone so I could post screenshots of me talking to a "girl"

Spent a few days linking a /mu/ trip's archived stories to finding his Facebook and address.

>>39243300
that's not shitposting, that's detective work

Convinced /tv/ that Miranda Cosgrove was a gargantuan slut who fucked everyone and everything in her college including singlehandedly working through entire sports teams in a night.

I think they called me USC Anon

>>39243258
how much time did you put into that

Spent a year and a half catfishing a guy just so I could meet up with him and call him a faggot in real life lmao

>Pretended to be a girl and roleplayed as a "friend" of /r9k/

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>>39243466
y-y-you were in iCarly..

>>39241921
Spending hours making shitty OC may may.

>>39241921
posted birds on /s4s/ a few years ago

When I larped as a north korean sympathizer until people stopped responding

>>39241921
what makes a post meaningful?

I remember seeing a post by an anon on r9k before by some guy saying how he regularly posts on this board pretending to be a girl for no gain whatsoever. I would say that is the most dedicated shit post I have seen.

if you are here bud can you chime in?

posting the same thing on /tv/ for years until swaglord stickied my thread

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It's an abstract kind of shitpost

>>39241921
this right here

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0vxkutwSMab

>>39241921
i finally moved out of my parents' house because i got rangebanned for shitposting on /vg/

I pretended to hate being cut for hours just to trigger other cutfags

>>39246837
Pete O'Toole?

I downloaded like over 150 pictures related to the massacre at Columbine just to act edgy and use them as reaction images. That was on Discord though.

>>39243618
fucking kek

do you have screenshots or more info?

Countless hours in MS paint.

If we count non- 4-chan sites, I once correctly guessed this one girl's account password in a backwater oekaki/Role Play forum and ruined her reputation, as well as ruin the entire forum until it got shut down. I figured out a shitload of people's passwords just from guesswork/lots of luck and crashed them all/ made them look like dumb bitches for fun. I also filled up the site's owner's e-mail with shitloads of "fan mail" from multiple accounts made just to overwhelm her. Got the entire site deleted when all was aid and done. They thought I was an army but I was just bored and 14.

Looking back, I'm shocked they didn't just ban me.

>>39246885
yup. drunk as fuck every time I posted

>>39246866
my chucking sides


10/10

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Intentionally put myself in shitty situations so i can greentext them later

i made a secret facebook shitposting group for the students of my school program's cohort
basically i admin a 40+ users secret meme communtiy and made elaborate shitposting videos that take way too much effort

if somehow the school/program administration finds out they can easily kick me out for cyberbullying kek

I brought shitposting to the real world and meme'd a guy into becoming a national socialist. Dude got the Heinrich Himmler fade, wore suits everywhere to show his "class", and became incredibly politically motivated, to the point where his parents divorced and his mother ended up moving out of the apartment that she rented with the kid after the father left town. This was a slow process, but at this point his life is so shit that even suicide would be better, because at least he would die with the faint hope of "potential".

>>39241921
I used to stalk people in ye-olde era WoW and kill them. I followed one person for six hours for killing me. I camped their corpse, the spots they logged out for like 20 minutes, only for them to get back on and die when they try and hearth. They finally managed to make it to their capital city area where they unflagged.
I also made a warlock for the sole purpose of dropping infernals in narrow passageways new players would have to pass through to quest. My favorite spots were those shitty tree dungeons in the night elf forests, that one narrow pass in stonetalon peak between the night elf area and the main area, and just inside the entrance of the house leading to the deadmines. I also snuck a horde rogue into westfall so while my abandoned infernal killed low level players, I would indefinitely sap the defias traitor for a little bit, kill him when that failed and watch the commotion while stealthed. Since the Defias Traitor had a very unreasonable respawn time, I would end up starting these mobs of low leveled players with one or two high levels escorting him.
And if I didn't manage to kill him, the infernal did.

>Be Australian
>Have done none of this

>>39243466
I remember this, and you didn't convince anyone.
Retard.

>search for a pic that conveys emotion
>save it to my phone
>never get replies
o..okay :(

>>39246672

>adding to conversation without the sole purpose of stirring up controversy or ruining people's fun

>>39246803

When I was depressed I would roleplay as a girl as a way to make myself feel better by trying to help other Anon's feel better after having a bad day. It eventually became a compulsion to try to make a new thread every day. If it didn't get more than 10 replies I would feel like a failure. I stopped after the content became stale, but every now and then I come up with a new thread to bait Anons into feeling.

>make thread where the OP image is a cute woman looking at camera
>text is inserting the reader into a niche situation that implies reader has someone that cares for them

>>39246866
Whyyyah?
>>39246858
context?

>>39246972
r u meeee?
i constantly do stupid shit irl just so i can have funny stories to tell in the future

>>39247724

/co/ meme about a Simpsons joke that requires thinking to understand

https://simpsonswiki.com/wiki/Sneed%27s_Feed_%26_Seed

Trowled through the board archives, bbcode forums, and other internet resources to find dirt on a popular /vg/ thread celeb.

Took like five nonstop hours, but shit was worth it.

>>39241921
learned Swedish to shitpost on /int/ as a recently arrived refugee
my ruse was quickly uncovered when I was accused of being too fluent in the language to be a refugee so now I shitpost as an open borders cuck

>>39243618
Lemme guess?
BlueSpike?

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>>39241921
there was a time where i sent a girl i liked a huge text wall about why i hate Red Delicious apples

another time i gave a long in-depth paragraph why racism is bad, only to follow it up with making the statement of calling chinese people non-human isnt racist as they actually arent human

Bought a physical bbm gay vore doujinshi to do an unboxing thread on /v/ with

$25 well spent desu

>>39247768
O. So why was he sperging?

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>>39241921
I snuck into school early on my last day of school after planning out where all the CCTV cameras where and then stuck lewd anime girls all over the school

I would browse /v/ constantly looking for threads about a couple games I disliked, then I would have 300+ post arguments about them. I eventually developed a copy-pasted argument to begin with and spam every time a thread was started, and because of the picture I used, I became known by its file name. Then I took the file name as a tripcode so that people couldn't impersonate me, and then I posted pictures of myself and made infographics using them pretending to be a detractor.

Eventually some retard even made a youtube video about me, and I also coined the phrase, "Fun is a buzzword." I am the king of shitposting.

And my points still stand. Majora's Mask and Amnesia: The Dark Descent are bad fucking games.

Thousands and thousands of dollars.

>>39247927
amnesia is a bad game. the only good zelda game is alttp.

I tricked an Israeli kid i met on tf2 into uploading a /pol/ meme about Jews into an Israeli WhatsApp group.

A long time ago, back in the JLH days of shit tier trips and /r9k/ being misogyny9000, I adopted a trip and posted the most misogynistic shit I could think of. Like I went too far and everyone hated me. Eventually people stopped replying and I gave up.

Bet no one even remembers me. I wasn't a big deal because I wasn't a cute girl.

>>39248044
You weren't a big deal because you're a literal nobody and have done absolutely nothing to warrant attention or remembrance.

>>39248071

Yeah man, that's pretty much on the money too.

But if I HAD been a cute girl, I could have done that, AND been famous. Like the rest of them did.

>>39246866
jesus fucking christ i can't breathe

>>39243466
>Convinced /tv/ that Miranda Cosgrove was a gargantuan slut who fucked everyone and everything in her college including singlehandedly working through entire sports teams in a night.

that seems like the most reddit post.

i'm convinced you didn't convince anyone

>>39247927
link to the yt vid?

Sorta related

5 years ago I posted a friends snapchat on /b/ pretending to be a girl.

She sent me a message yesterday asking me to remove it because people are still adding her.

I told her it was only up for an hour or so max.

I once posted a spoilered picture of my flaccid cock in every thread I could get to on /r9k/. I'm not really sure why I did it

>>39248591
Snapchat existed 5 years ago?

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>>39243618
>putting in all that effort just so you could laugh in his face in real life
There's either more to this story or you're lieing.

>>39241921
On April 21st, 1992 I began an online artform that's come to be known as trolling....

EVERY DAY SINCE THEN...

THATS how much

>spent several days writing up drafts on something to trigger a namefag on /vg/. It was procastinatory because i didn't want to do school work.

>>39248764
One of these days, perhaps you'll accidentally spell LYING correctly

>>39248797
So you never actually shitposted?...

You just wrote an outline ?

Wow

So... This year I spent the 25th anniversary of me inventing 'trolling' while I was in jail

Like I give a shit

I'll post about myself but tweak details to suit what robots generally look for. Get anons to fall for me, roll around in (You)'s, then abandon thread. Leave people upset over not getting that sweet contact info.

What's really sad is that most of what I describe is true, but leave out details such as not being a virgin.

>>39248825
No, i shitposted once it was all said and done but it was several days worth of drafts, corrections, multiple variants and such. Averaged about 12ish hours a day working on it.
Worth it though his reaction was caught on stream.

>>39243466
No, you didn't convince anyone, you were just another obvious forced memer who everyone ignored and thought was a giant sperg.

Why does /tv/ attract forced memers so much? They pollute that board more than any other.

>>39248936
SNEED'S FEED AND SEED XDDD

worst meme in months

I started by working the very first BBS and mIRC rooms

As the years passed, I worked all kinds of chatrooms, etc etc

I've had people attempt suicide, although there's no way to measure how much I played a role in it, or how much their up and down moods played a role.

I've had many people lose their jobs, ruined many relationships, had a couple people arrested, but mainly they just become obsessed with me

I've made thousands and thousands of enemies, yet hundreds of them actually ended up becoming my very close friends...

It has been an ongoing experiment into abnormal human psychology for 25 years straight and I have no intention of quitting anytime soon

>>39248916
Oddly, I've never once written out an outline

I just attack full frontal with psychological tactics that are guaranteed to leave painful psychic bruises for years to come

>>39248953
schizos say the darndest things

>>39249025
Wouldn't it be AMAZING if you actually knew the clinical definition of 'schizo' ???

Imagine for a minute, how much more powerful your attempted insult would've been OF ONLY YOU KNEW THE DEFINITION OF THE TERM 'SCHIZO'

and how much Less Stupid you'd seem

>>39249083
schizos continue to say the darndest things

>>39241921
During the final year oh high school I made an effort to put every article of garbage I could into a single locker. I'm talking like half eaten burgers, yogurt, cheese, basically the most stank shit I could imagine. By year end it was packed floor to ceiling, just closing the door took careful effort. On the last day I pulled all the rotting disgusting shit out of there all over the hallway and ran like hell. As I jumped off the steps to the entrance I could almost hear the lyrics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdqoNKCCt7A

>>39249106
Why don't you tell the rest of the class what the definition of schizoaffective disorder is....(unless you don't know what it is, of course)

>>39249392
schiz-o-phre-ni-a
noun
1) see >>39248953

>>39247863
>>39247884
You are doing god's work. Godspeed anon,

>>39249410
Egg Zack Lee... It was pretty obvious you have no training in Psychology and not even the vaguest idea of what schizophrenia is

Oh well... At least you tried... Right?

I've been deeply devoted to an online circlejerk community consisting of about 30 members

we started out on ylilauta.org/int/ in 2013-14, then got evicted by the admin and founded circleboard.org/int/ before finally settling on bronnen.net/int/

>>39249461
i mean are you a schizo or aren't you

>>39243466
Nice try, Miranda.

>>39249410
Although you desperately attempted to appear intelligent, your attempts have been in vain,...

Such is par for the course as far as you're concerned, because accomplishment is not really your specialty...

You specialize in attempting to appear as if you have accomplished something...

For you, simply trying is good enough

>>39241921
that photographer looks like she has some huge tits

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I mean, there's this:

https://diogn.es/u/265

(now with twitter and fb login!)

I earned a college degree in philosophy and spent years learning rhetoric and practicing the socratic method just to win arguments on 4chan.

>>39249535
>implying you win arguments on 4chan

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Definitely pic related (didn't make the compilation image, don't know why they did it like that) and these:

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0BV9qdZelV1
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0iu1x95Mgzl
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1NuHEy1KcKQ

I swear I'm not as cringey anymore.

>>39249566
Why they made the compilation image:

Because they had absolutely no artistic ability whatsoever

>>39249546
>implying arguments on 4chan can be won

>>39249642
i win all my arguments on 4chan

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>>39249535
Four years and several thousand dollars in debt and you never realized you can't win an argument here.

>>39249656
arguments on 4chan are not worth winning.

>>39249668
yeah they are, fuck you and the robot

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On /a/ there are sometimes "one page threads" where someone posts an image from a manga, like so. Well they usually dont source their images so every thread is full of people asking for sauce only to be told to google it.

So i got sick of the interaction and started sourcing every single image in every thread. A janitor got really upset and banned me multiple times for spamming, told me to stop spoonfeeding. Kept coming back for a month or so. I like to imagine when his mom brought him more nuggies he cried about me.

...maybe i should start up again.

>>39248792
Fuck yourself with a dildo johny neptune. No one likes you.

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>>39246866
my stomach hurts so much from laughing god fucking damn it anon

>>39246885
Could you zip that and send a link though google drive or some shit? I need more reaction images.

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>>39247582
>remember you had a reaction that was really relevant to your post
>actually spend 5 minutes searching through my massive folder for it
>0 replies

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>>39246866
I love /tv/

>>39249682
Are you left wing or right wing? Opinion on white nationalism?

I printed out a picture of a person's character from a FFXIV thread on /vg/ and took a shit on it, took a picture of that and posted it.

>>39241921
probably retyping a paragraph word for word waiting for the timer

>>39249962
Holy shit anon what the fuck

>>39249934
i would call myself a national socialist. i think the unraveling of the fabric of civility in the US will soon reach a point of no return, and the most likely result will be decline into a half-failed state with complete social dysfunction like latin america. i'd rather have an extreme attempt to arrest that trend like an authoritarian dictatorship. i think the most likely candidate as a seed movement for that is white nationalism (or some other generic conservative revanchism). so i'm a white nationalist.

>>39249566
You're unironically a good singer tbqh famalam

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>>39249962
I remember this. /xivg/ is a fun place

When the waifu threads on /a/ started going bi-weekly/ghost. I had a crusade against Rikafag and a couple of other people, intense shitposting and samefagging.

>>39247117
you devil
oregano

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>>39241921
I cucked someone's steam bf and I made him fall for me