I want to die
I WANT TO DIE
God fucking damnit why did I have to be fat my whole fucking childhood
The best years of my life, the development of my body and personality, all permanently fucked
>>35801662
Night brehs
>>35801662
I never thought about it like this, that if you were fat during childhood it would mess up those times, at least I have my childhood to look back on wistfully. Did you have any good periods of your life op? If not, when was the peak, even if it was still pretty bad obviously your life hasn't been of the same quality for the entire time.
>>35801662
I know that feel fat bro,now i have stretch marks all over my body..
>tfw gained 40kg last year
One more day, wagecuck. Mr Shekelstein needs you in promptly Monday morning so he can buy his new Ferrari this week. Slavery is fine when wrapped around a false hope of worthiness isn't it? You don't mean anything and you're just another cog in the capitalism machine that can be easily replaced.
I can be fired and they can hire someone to fill my spot but I can never be replaced.
Well not never, but highly highly highly highly unlikely to be replaced. He/she would be another body, not a useful worker.
>>35801654
Joke's on you, NEET. I'm in Europe and have 7 weeks of paid vacation left this year.
>>35801654
This is only really true in the self proclaimed greatest country on the world, the USA where you can get away with paying shit money and give a generous one weeks paid vacation per week.
Don't understand the difference between this and the Philippines
Am I the only one here who thinks of Emma Watson as overrated?
She isn't even good looking. There are far hotter feminazis out there.
>>35801649
this
she has a qt bum thou
>>35801638
she literally looks like richard dawkins, a 60-something y/o male. shes been overhyped by harry potter fans, thats all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yavx9yxTrsw
how does this make you feel? deep, deep inside.
>>35801622
it wasnt as disgusting back then
used to fap to her when I was 14 because she looked exactly like a girl that used to crush on me. I remember when she just got popular. It seems like yesterday lads. but next year will be the 10 year anniversary of this video, holy fuck. I still haven't grown up lads. I'm still a shitposting, degenerate, nihilist, video game addicted NEET. I thought things would change. I thought my mindset would evolve. It didn't. I honestly believe that we are going to have some of the highest suicide rates in all of human history
>>35801622
I didn't give a fuck back then and I don't give a fuck now.
>be me
>sit outside on balcony at midnight smoking my cigar, as I like to do sometimes, I might go back out there after this post although I have no further cigars
>neighbourgirl appears
>I had wanted to speak to her about her boyfriend who beat her and inform her that he had fled the country
>she was unaware, as I suspected
>anyway, the other neighbour came out while the conversation veered to anime
>I apologized to him, I had forgotten it was night
>He told me he owned the balcony
>He threatened to call the landlord
>I told him to go ahead and do it, the balcony is for all
>anyway, me and the girl went and spoke in the backyard
>She agrees to give me all her boyfriends stuff
>I take it and also remove a few spiders from her place cause they scare her
>she asks me my opinion of communism and I tell her that I never really gave it much thought but it works in Cuba
>that was the same question she asked her boyfriend before he tried to kill her, perhaps she was testing the waters to see if all men violently opposed communism
>anyway, I found a bunch of magic the gathering cards and yugioh cards in the trove
>apparently they are worth money
that's all. there's no moral, just my last three hours.
>>35801615
You sound like a Jew to be h
>>35801757
I'm no longer a jew and was barely one to begin with, I only got israel citizenship in a technicality. My bodily instruments aren't damaged.
>>35801615
She sounds cute. You'll have to ask her out before this turns into a friendship. Meet her 2 or 3 more times and ask her on a coffee date or something. I'm happy for you anon, she sounds like a little cutie.
INFJ here
I'm making a server for us I know some of you guys would like to join.
https://discord.gg/Z8mC7f4
new to discord here
I thought discord let you talk to people using your voice and stuff like that?
I'd like to join but are you guys friendly or is it really elitist like?
>>35801604
Our admin is fucking shit at making threads, so now I have to bump it.
Join us you fucking stupid maggots. Sensies get out of my board.
What will be your way to go?
>set fire to self
>57 minutes
what
you'll be cooked way before that
>>35801601
how does helium exit bag rank?
>>35801673
Probably highly lethal, little to no agony
How are you holding up asian robots? You made an fob friends yet?
A girl I really liked hates me and blocked me off all media and contact. Apart from feeling like a complete loser I seem ok I guess.
>>35801504
Doing good brother, I'm starting to cook my own meals. hummus and guac (seperate) are great spreads for toast, very good for brain
i'll leave the poison pb&j to the gweilo
Haha you have such a small penis ^^
How does this make you feel, guys? Which of the ones on the list are you?
>>35801478
>How does roastie's opinion make you feel?
Hahahahaha
women turned real men into feminized repressed men
What is masculinity?
What is a real man?
It's not the girls want Chad.
It's you who wants Stacy.
There are girls who actually do not prefer Chads. But you seem to only like Stacies -- and any other girl you'd call settling for less. Hypocritical isn't it?
>>35801477
>t's not the girls want Chad.
False.
>It's you who wants Stacy.
False.
>There are girls who actually do not prefer Chads.
False.
>But you seem to only like Stacies -- and any other girl you'd call settling for less.
False.
>Hypocritical isn't it?
False.
sage
>>35801486
why can't you find a girl then? unless you're like
>i have at least 1 quality that doesn't make me an absolute loser
False.
>>35801510
I'm an ugly autist. But still, every single thing you said is false.
sage
I was bored on a dating app and I changed the location to north africa
Inmediatly after I got a match from a 8/10 girl who said "i like your dog" (i'm with a dog in my pic)
No european girl, not even gays or trannies had ever talked to me before I talked to her
We continued talking and she was super nice, she told me that she is a devote muslim and that she is a virgin (19 years old), never does alcohol, hasn't had a boyfriend since school
wtf man, I love arabs now
btw she told me that she has never been to europe and she dreams she could ever go to france but the ticket is too expensive (500 euros)
haha, that's what i earn in a week
jrthyerhrth
>i just discovered the solution to tfw no gf
>nobody posts itt
What are you good at r9k?
Upsetting people. Living life without filters.
people tell me I'm good with history,hockey and paintball but most times my autism fucks my advantages up
Everything pretty much, as long as I'm willing to learn it.
Like everyone.
Fembots, is height everything?
>TFW skinny manlet who just wants a chubby gf to cuddle
It's the one and only thing that matters. I won't even speak to a manlet who is under 7'4" tall.
>>35801360
hair is more important as long as you're 5'7"+
>everyone on 4chan now frequently posts on reddit
>maybe around 20 posters on the entirety of 4chan aren't yet infected by reddit mentality
How does thi make you feel?
whats worse, reddit or tumblr?
>>35801342
Unfazed, as I post on reddit.
>implying this was ever different
>4chan is a secret club
I live in the fucking Netherlands and even here everyone and his mother has been using 4chan since 2005.
It was always mainstream.
Most awkward moments around family?
When I was 12, I decided to pants my 8yo sister at a cookout, only to realize she had on no underwear. My dad paddled me.
i bet you fap to that every day
>>35801294
Did you miss the part where I said SISTER creepy??
>>35801294
the pants-ing or the paddling?