What will be your way to go?

>set fire to self
>57 minutes
what
you'll be cooked way before that

>>35801601
how does helium exit bag rank?

>>35801673
Probably highly lethal, little to no agony

>>35801798
obviously, I just wanted to know by that site's metrics

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>>35801601
>what will be your way to go?
if I had to choose assphyxiation

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>>35801601
Ideally a bullet to the brain.

Short of that, severing multiple arteries along with a lethal combination of drugs should do the trick.

The rest of the list scares me too much, even if it might be less painful.

>imagine drowning or suffocating

Bullet to the brain can fail and leave you brain damaged. Severing arteries is extremely difficult, people trying to stab themselves in the chest are often found with a lot of scratches and cuts before they could finally go through with it. Drugs could work, but non-prescription ones might not do the trick

>>35801601
I'm actually putting off purchasing a shotgun because of how reliable shotgun to head is.

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>>35801601
I am not and have never been suicidal, but if I were to kill myself, it'd be as such:

>start drinking favorite whisk(e)y
>take a massive dose of opioids
>load up my shotgun with either 000 buck or a 1oz slug
>find a way to aim shotgun with the barrel point up from the base of my skull at about a 45 degree angle from my spine
>take even more opioids and aspirin (blood thinner), drink a shitload more
>do it faggot

I would never commit suicide unless there was some strange situation where I was somehow fighting in some strange combat where I was about to be over-run, then only to avoid capture and torture. Ideally, in such a situation, I'd call an airstrike in on myself, if that were an option.

No, I'm not a milfag.

>>35802141
>>35802198
So I guess it's either a combination of drugs, or a shotgun.

I'll keep that in mind if I'm ever ready to kill myself.

freezing to death should be up there
>initially feel very very cold
>nerves die off after a few mins
>feel overwhelming warmth, almost hot
>get sleepy
>get calm
>experience DMT release
>fall unconscious
>suffer cardiac arrest
>die
>body is preserved if you're in high altitude.

>>35801601
what is the lethality rate of succ of dicc

>>35802304
drugs are less reliable because you might get second thoughts, make a call, get pumped, live with the shame and no access to firearms.

Shotgun has been proven nearly 100% reliable, the outliers are people who use some retarded unorthodox positions like shotgun-under-chin or try to make a saw-like contraption that merely grazes them.

If the barrel is inside your mouth, there's virtually no way to survive.

>>35801661
Apparently shooting yourself in the head with a shotgun takes 1.7 minutes.

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>>35801992
i came close to drowning once when i was younger, it isn't painful just very uncomfortable and you instinctively get a bit panicky.

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>>35801601
>falling from a height
the amount of agony and survival rate is proportional to how high you are.

all you have to do is find something stupidly high and a hard surface to land on

>>35801601
what about helium tank w/ face mask? i heard it feels like breathing oxygen only you just get more tired until you loose consciousness then die?

>>35802970
it was the second reply, read the thread

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>>35801673
>>35802924
should be #1 on the list desu

>>35802970
>>35803758
>meme death

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>>35803776
give me 3 reasons why it's a "meme" method of suicide, and don't fucking tell me the more painful methods are 'cooler'

>>35803776
that reminds me of the greentext where anons mom finds him and he says in a helium voice 'you don't know my pain' and she bursts out laughing

>>35803804
1. because
2. they put
3. oxygen in the tanks now

>>35801661
It is I belive how long you suffer

>>35803804
I remember that massive bait thread, we figured it out real fast, his friend was taking pictures of that fags fake death and he wasted money on a mask just to bait us. A legendary, comitted, shitposter

>>35803890
in the party balloon tanks

>>35803890
why would theyy?