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How would a face tattoo affect my robothood?
It's not like i get any female attention or respect without it.
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Why not just ear body mods . It'd be more classy and hideable in the long run.
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>>39629619
because i already have some
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>>39629572
I think it would increase your chances, actually. Tattooed people are exclusively normies.
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So I found out that vaginal fluid is essentially blood plasma, a few days ago. When women get horny, blood fills their vaginal tissue the same way blood fills penises during erection. However, the pressure is so great that it forces plasma through the tissue, lubricating the vagina. The Bartholin's gland further produces mucus which augments the plasma.
This was the final straw. First it was learning that women pooped as a kid, then it was learning about their periods as a teen, and now this? I'm done, lads. I haven't fapped in days, I haven't had an erection in days, the thought of intercourse turns my stomach. I guess this is what asexuality feels like? Damn, I didn't think it would end like this.
Take care of yourselves.
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>>39629495
what anime is that opee?
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>>39629495
Holy shit, OP. I just made the greatest discovery in the history of mankind thanks to this post.
Listen to this, what IF we could turn females into living batteries, like the humans in the matrix, except instead of using memory, we use vaginal plasma?
>solution to global warming
>solution to feminism
>solution to limited oil and gas sources
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>>39629495
They also shit all over the table when they give birth.
what is your opinion on r9k moderation? mods are always fags, but they make sense on boards that have a topic, so they can move offtopic threads, but r9k has no topic so why even have mods? the report button, filters/bots should be enough to get rid of illegal stuff and spam. to make matters worse the mods are obvious normalfags, they delete legit robot threads but rarely any of the lgbt/soc ones, clearly enforcing a leftist faggot board culture, which is against the spirit of a random board. i blame mods driving out robots and enabling /lgbtsoc/
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>r9k has no topic so why even have mods
False. /r9k/ is about generating original content with no spam.
Anything that is repetitive and unoriginal is a degeneration of /r9k/'s original vision.
Pepe, Wojak, and all generals should be banned from /r9k/.
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>>39629482
Faggot stop bitching and make good threads and faggot threads will lower.
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>>39630676
He's incapable of doing that.
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>you will never be have a farm in Cyrodiil
what's the point of life, then?
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Sounds comfy. Praying and dancing for Akitosh to bring rain and get my nuts wet for harvesting.
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>>39630437
I'd have that over my shitty life anytime.
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>>39629412
Enjoy these raiding every few days
What jobs are out there where I directly interact with apes?
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>>39629396
Mcdonalds.
Not original
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>>39629396
KFC
Popeyes
Watermelon salesman
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>>39629415
What the heck, I mean like Orangutans and Bonobos.
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>born on a planet with billions of sexually active females
>not one is willing to give me the slightest bit of affection
Does anyone else not give a damn about what happens to this world anymore
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>>39629369
>the entire planet's purpose relies on whether or not you score pussy
I was 16 at one point in my life too, anon.
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>>39629390
It's hard to care about anyone or anything when nothing has ever cared about you
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And why do you think that is? You're sitting home, on your computer, probably with your lights out, in your locked room -- whatever. The point is you're not outside and around females so how are they supposed to show you affection? Don't give me bullshit like "I tried that once, didn't work." Go outside now, make it a habit to spend much of your free time outside. You people are so goddamn lazy and I wouldn't be surprised if it shows in your personality.
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Giving My Girlfriend $10,000 To Quit Smoking
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What a goddamn cuck! Why do his fans think this shit is good?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Acgzs62VUXU
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Fuck off, shill. Hooktube.
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fucking shill
also thatguy guy takes cucklifstyle to a new low by doing that
shes just gonna go find some other guy and light and cig while keeping that cash!
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>>39629346
it's obviously staged and fake as fuck
do normies actually find this shit entertaining?
When is 4chan finally going to do something about /r9k/'s issue?
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>>39629345
Agreed OP
At first I didn't give a shit about the traps on here but they
keep making shitty attention seeking/bait posts just to
get as many (YOU)s as possible
I don't think we should kick them out however but
Trapposting should be moved to its own board
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>>39629403
They should at the very least be contained to one general thread.
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I'm a tranny what's goin on op
He didn't evacuate
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Good. I hope this loser fucking dies.
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>>39629347
suck my dick, you fat whore. I hope you die in a dumpster fire
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>>39629326
Why is he sad there?
Also F.
>premature ejaculate
>cannot get it up for round 2
Wew lads, could not make this shit up.;_;
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>>39629222
I've been there. It's a symptom of low T or anxiety
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Same.
Weird thing is I can last as long as I want when getting a blowjob and mostly it feels better than actual sex, but as soon as my dick goes in a vagina after a couple deep thrusts I have to bust.
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>>39629516
Did you fix this and if so, how?
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IM TIRED OF 4CHAN IM TIRED OF BEING A KHV IM TIRED OF HAVING NO FRIENDS IM TIRED OF POLITICS IM TIRED OF UNI IM TIRED OF EVENTUALLY HAVING TO WAGE KEK IM TIRED OF GOING WEEKS WITHOUT TALKING TO ANYONE IM TIRED OF STAYING UP ALL NIGHT ON THE COMPUTER, MONTH AFTER MONTH, AND YEAR AFTER YEAR IM TIRED OF GETTING OLDER IM TIRED OF BEING WEAKLING SKINNY WRIST FAGGOT IM TIRED OF GF ASMR IM TIRED OF VIDYA IM TIRED OF ANIME IM TIRED OF SHITPOSTING IM TIRED NIGHTMARES IM TIRED OF GOING THROUGH THE DAY HOLDING BACK TEARS BUT KNOWING THAT I CANT CRY AND I WONT CRY, I HAVENT IN YEARS IM TIRED OF THE SAME TRAP/FEMBOT/NORMIEHATE/THATKID THREADS EVERY FUCKING DAY THE PAST GOD KNOWS HOW MANY YEARS IM TIRED OF MY FAMILY HATING ME IM TIRED OF BEING SO SELF CONSCIOUS IM TIRED OF BEING TOLD I HAVE POTENTIAL IM TIRED OF DREAMING OF LEAVING IT ALL BEHIND IM TIRED OF DREAMING OF JOINING THE FFL IM TIRED OF CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE BUT VERY WELL KNOWING I WONT GO THROUGH WITH IT
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>>39629158
welcome back, robro.
I see you too are tired of many things.sadly it probably won't change, so let's just try to enjoy it for now.
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>>39629158
We are alone in this together anon so lets just enjoy it and have fun :D:D
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Justkillyourself bro ;)
orig origsafasfsa
i'm a heroin addict trying to quit for the last 2 years
ama
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>>39629120
Have you ever sucked cock for heroin? and if so did you like it?
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>>39629120
How long did it take to become addicted?
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>>39629120
don't be a quitter, anon.
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A few days ago i made a thread asking for advice on a girl that has been pursuing me for some time.
I got a lot of angry robotsunderstandble sorry friendsbut so many normies flocked and gave me advice and confidence that i felt like i had a good chance of keeping this girl.
I have no car and only get NEETbux but despite this, i got nudes from a y beutiful girl and then a few days later she picked me up from my place and we fucked like wild animals.
Its was spectacular, i lost my virginity and it was amazing.
I feel starved for more skin contact with her like ive been hungry all my life for this.
i thought i was over the woman meme, but now i have the confidence to improve myself just from this girl alone loving me for who i am, i want to be better for her, i want a job and a car and a house and i want children all these things i thought was a trap and a emotional trick.
It maybe, but i admit it feels good and im loving it.
T. Robot now normie, lost his virginity to a woman at 22 years old.
And to the anons who said it was fake or that it wasnt a woman(trap), you were mistaken, she has a vagina and iM E, I put my dick in her, holy fucking shit
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>>39629110
Leave, subhuman retard. You dont belong here. Stick to reddit or facebook or whatever hugbox you chose to be in.
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>>39629110
nice you got any more pics?
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>>39629830
Nopeall for me baby[/spoiler)
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Tfw I just bought an 852 dollar pistol.
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i got one for about $600 in august at my local gun shop, steep purchase but it's a lifetime purchase so its alright
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>>39629010
A USP .45
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>>39628958
>tfw you just ordered yours a few days back
I definately didn't buy it because of a certain movie. I most definately do not have too small of hands for a fuckhueg gun and I most definately did not buy it when I only stock 9mm.
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I'm a philosophy and English major I was just wondering what my odds are to get into medical school?
>inb4 major in stem
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0 because you cant even get it in your head that retarded threads like these go to >>>/adv/
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>>39628984
That board is genuine cancer nigger I ain't going there
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Your major doesn't really matter for med school desu