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War? WHERE?!

i've already syriad out

Oh the war that a couple people decided on? Hmmm.

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The point of everything is simple: suffering must go on

>>36181928
Comon lad humanity (or at least singularity AI) would have figured out a way to survive this by then.
>interdimensional travel
>existing beyond time/space
>creation of new universe
>extend life of current universe

>>36182018
but who's to say that any of that stuff is even feasible?

what if this is the only universe we've got?

>>36181910
Chess is a meme. I played for months and got to 1600 rating but it's a shot hobby. You play chess to become better at chess, it doesn't have any value unlike learning a language or an instrument

>>36181910

>everybody since like elementary knew how to play chess
>except you
>"oh anon, you don't know the rules?? like wtf haha, it's so easy to play chess xD"
>nobody ever bothered to teach you
>nobody in school didn't want to play because I didn't knew how to play

>>36181910
I started playing 2-minute games on Chess.com 3 years ago. I was averaging about 700 then, my all-time low was 580-something. Today, I'm 1500 blitz, 1600 classical, 1800 tactics. Just keep playing. Have fun.

life is hell, why wouldn't you want to drink poison?

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To become inebriated. If you look up the subject at all on Google you will quickly realize that there is a plethora of information available to you explaining why people get drunk, the effects of being drunk, and potential health benefits from regularly imbibing moderate amounts of beer.

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If you drink quality stuff it's much better. So is not drinking alone.

People don't drink alcohol because it tastes good though, they do it because it feels good.

Do that enough times to your brain and it starts to like the taste.

>>36181782
Ayy, USA+ Yurope are strong enough to get their asses nuked.

You'll be fine, so after the war you better be thankful to the soldiers and nuclear engineers for making you not go to war m8.
And you better don't be a nigger and cuck some dead soldier man, not cool.

>>36181782
be thankful that you got to die pure

Any homos wanna lie low in Canada, hit me up

>>36181738
No, but you gotta be the one fucking them or else you're going to break your legs because of their fucking weight.

But if you're going to fuck one, just do it I guess, you will make a girl happy (probably for the first time in her life).

>The_beauty_and_the_hambeast.png

Not really. It's pretty much the same in my experience. When I was 14, an overweight 20-year old woman, after months of webcamming and such, drove all the way out here and we fucked in a motel room.

>>36181774
You drove being 14?

yeah i knew a couple
they get a lot of girls lol
but most of them are athletic and confident

>>36181744
all of pick up artists are confident if they weren t they wouldn t ask girls out, in person

>>36181705
There's being legitimately confident and interesting and then there's just memorizing a bunch of PUA shit and coming across as a creep. Women know a lot of the classical PUA routines now and will call you out for them. PUAs like to make physical contact at some point in a conversation, but they'll do it in a way that is natural. Don't just put your hands all over women when you meet them, it drives them nuts.

>>36181693
On top of this, I've never kissed or held hands with a girl before.

I don't know how it's possible that intelligence is the dividing factor between sexual intercourse and no sexual intercourse.

People smarter than me have kissed girls when they were 14.

How about seeking self worth in things you actually have control over

actual smart people can fuck bitches because they understand the world though
feynman was practically a chad
even dirac got poon because of his autism

I don't know man, society has brainwashed me into taking pride in having a job and using my money for fun stuff on the side. On paper it sounds shit but in practice it's bretty good.

>>36181583
> wake up at 2pm.
>go to work at 5pm
>get off work at 1am
>drink beer in my room, by myslef
>say hi to dad as he wakes up in the morning for work.
>then i go to sleep and repeat.

seems pretty good to me

When you work doing something fun it's good. If you're doing something you hate it's miserable

>>36181580
6.25
5.20
Around 12 when I first saw some BWC fucking some asian girls.
None

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>9 inches
>6.5 inches
>Not applicable
>This has not impacted me positively or negatively

>>36181580
5.2
5
Never because its actually girthier than usual and average in length
Don't care, don't worry about that shit and most women don't either

>>36181547

WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?

CAN'T YOU SEE MY DICK IN MY HAND?

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BEGONE XENOS SCUM

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>>36181547
How do I know you're not the ancient evil?
Let's get to know each other first.

>>36181524
>feelsgoodman
honestly it's nice man I can play with mine and when i get nervous I frantically play with it

I just let my neckbeard grow, and when the time comes to go outside, 2 minutes with a beard trimmer defines a jaw line and transforms me from neckbeard to numale.

>>36181541
I like rolling bunches of hair between my fingers. It's so coarse I could probably start a fire with it.

>>36181480
Speaking of this. Yesterday I arranged my very first date with a girl, ever. Hope I don't fuck up and everything goes well, she's just perfect!

>taking me out
RED FLAG
>SHE ISNT A NEET WHO WANTS TO STAY IN DOORS ALL DAY WITH ME

>>36181480
>she leans in
>jump out of car as fast as i can
>run away
>muffled y-you too heard in the distance

thats probably how itd go

welcome to the club now you can drink yourself to death silently like a man supposed to

>Having any kind of social media at all

Leave, you've already been tainted.

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>>36181459
>>36181543
ALL HAIL THE WIZKIDS!

No. Fuck this gay planet.

>>36181476
How very rude of you.

>>36181454
Stop eating Warheads, Vargina.