>"Hail and well met. I am Dannoth, and they are my tribe. We need you to come with us to Targum, to battle an ancient evil."
>>36181547
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?
CAN'T YOU SEE MY DICK IN MY HAND?
BEGONE XENOS SCUM
>>36181547
How do I know you're not the ancient evil?
Let's get to know each other first.
Are you a virgin?
Also how tall are you?
Count me the fuck in, I have nothing better to do. I don't care if this is a ruse to turn me into a human battery or whatever, I've had enough of living either way. I'd rather be the Chosen One though, if it's all the same to you. Super powers plox
>"Greetings. I am Azinimar, the Hand of Truth. I see your spirit for vengeance, and I would take it from you."