>Thanks for taking me out, Anon. I had a lot of fun...

>>36181480
Speaking of this. Yesterday I arranged my very first date with a girl, ever. Hope I don't fuck up and everything goes well, she's just perfect!

>taking me out
RED FLAG
>SHE ISNT A NEET WHO WANTS TO STAY IN DOORS ALL DAY WITH ME

>>36181480
>she leans in
>jump out of car as fast as i can
>run away
>muffled y-you too heard in the distance

thats probably how itd go

>>36181593
If you would be like that she probably wouldn't have said it was a lot of fun in the first place

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>Thanks for taking me out, Femanon. I had a lot of fun...

>>36181610
>girls dont lie out of sheer pity

only date i ever went on grill told me after she had a good time

>>36181622
My sides are making an expedition to outter space

>>36181637
Any tips for me to not mess up? Based on your experience?
(I am >>36181501)

This happened to me once.
I somehow managed to not spill my spaghetti all night, then I dropped her off home.

She said she had fun, and she leaned over to kiss me.
I leaned over to kiss her, my elbow pressed on the steering wheel, setting the horn off.
The noise startled me and I headbutted her in the mouth and split her lip open.

>>36181660
When you're asking questions or trying to start something ask about things they are actually interested. So hobbies and stuff like that since they will actually be engaged. I did some of that and just random general questions (do you have any siblings, stuff like that). Don't make that mistake, just try and find something in common or something that they are passionate about.

I mean I fucked it up so i dont have many tips but if you have any other questions id be glad to help but take it all with a grain of salt

>>36181622

I haven't had a laugh like that in years.

Thank you.

>>36181622
Did you dye your hair you queer?

>>36181740
Thanks anon, I already kind of stalked her social media so I know what she likes and doesn't. I just have to be careful that I don't ask questions about things I am not supposed to know about. I just can't mess this up, she is so perfect. Ever since I met her I've been way happier and less robotic. Date is in 3 days so I still have some time to prepare!

The question I am most worried about:
>So anon, what are your hobbies & interests?

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>>36181760
D-do you really like it fembot?

>>36181622
>>36181890
How is it that a person who looks like he spends his entire day wallowing in his own filth have better skin than me?

Ree.

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Don't cheat on Nico, you dumbshit

>>36181890
What is that?

Originally original

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>>36181914
When I break out I break the fuck out.

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>>36181927
It's the next stage in human evolution.

>>36181921
How much cum is that whore Nico gargling right now?

>>36181808
Just find any interests you have that are socially acceptable. Hiking is my go to for that.

>>36181501
>>36181637
>>36181660
This I have a date next week, my first date ever

>>36181954
what's wrong with your ears, senpai

>>36182150
You're looking at his ears from the bottom, dummy

Those are just the lobes

>>36182124
Good luck anon, let's hope we both don't spill any spaghetti

>>36182286
Any ideas for where to take her, my best guess it's the movies

I met this girl in a club last weekend and we made out with her for an hour, I had only kissed a girl before more than a year ago, she seem pretty chill except for kissing strangers, but I don't care about that

>>36182329
Just read this again and my grammar sucks, sorry non native english speaker

>>36182368
Yea np me too. I am personally getting lunch with her, I am not sure if we'll do anything after that. Movies is always a good idea, I guess you are already further with her than I am. I just talked to her so far and she seems really cool, even plays video games. I am not really the person to ask for social stuff, I am struggling myself and am still socially recovering from about a year without friends

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>>36181480
Maki is a slut, a slut!