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>be depressed since 13
>Been close to suicide multiple times
>Have to act outwardly extroverted or normalfags start bothering me

It's funny when sometimes I get into conversations about suicide and someone says " I can't imagine why someone would do that". Just shows how disconnected people are from each other

>no memories of my formative years

>>36203315
Maybe you were depressed because you knew what you'd grow up to be?

>>36203282
Why did you do it and why are you coming back here now that you had sex.

>>36203282
Was it post-op?

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>>36203282

Did you get shit on your dick? Any odor?

>having kids

Why would you do that to yourself?
Kids are fucking terrible.

But yeah I probably would, she wants to dress like a whore she gets to suffer the consequences.

>>36203263
Yea. She looks cute in that dress. Why wouldnt I

>>36203263
I don't have children I don't understand this question

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>>36203236
pic originalitally related

I don't need any more schizophrenia from their infected crap than I already have.

You're not supposed to fuck your cat

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>Had weird fetishes because my mom abused me
>Teen, start having weird actions towards my mom
>She neglect this feelings
>All skyrocket after i tried to record her and made sexual attempts to her...
>16 to 17 my fetish towards my mom turns to humiliation
>18
>fetish starts to morph, because porn addiction and 4chan all day
>Cuck shit
>Sissy shit
>Starts to lift to cover depression (Holocaust mode)
>Starts nofap
>fails a lot of times
>3 months lifting, i gain weight but still look like shit and my dick that was 14 cm goes to 13 (5,5 inches to 5 inches)
>Starts seeing Blacked videos
>I see my inferiority, 5 inches (The size of a fucking iphone) to a rhino dick
>Get deeper in feminization and trap meme
>Start to masturbate with hypnos....
>Fail everytime on Nofap
>All family leaves me for a week
>Time to get deeper on this fetish
>Shave, train asshole and what ever...
>Start lurking on my mom's room
>Find's a strange box
>Inside have a 6,5 inches dildo, kinky books and Bbc brazilian anal videos
>Wear panties to masturbate
>One day using panties i masturbate and eat my own cum
>After that i stopped
>10 days on nofap after that
>I'm crying
>Can't see my dick without getting sad
>regret after my actions
>I can't forget this...
This is real, 100%.

Nofap now.

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>>36203208
christ what a faggot this board needs gassed
also ur mom having a tiny dildo but she has a bbc fetish smells like bullshit

>>36203567
I Swear i am not pushing gay agenda.

She has interracional porn because is common on my country, is cd shit.

Post location and one close will appear in thread.

>>36203166
I will volunteer if you're in southern california anon.

>>36203166
post sauce and i'll hook you up

or suck you off

>>36203137
You know what's sad? Dog's have no concept of death, so when you die, your dog will just assume you've abandoned him forever.

>>36203161
I'm glad in that respect that the boy has a shorter life span than me

>>36203137
he has constructed a surprisingly accurate approximation of each setting you regularly go to by smelling all of your complex smells when you get home.

>>36203103
anyone who can afford HGH isn't a robot so you're probably looking in the wrong place

>>36203194
I just bought some research chemical called MK-677 off Ebay for $40. It's supposed to increase your body's own production of hgh.

>>36203267
might work if you're young but I thought there was a time period after which bones harden and aren't very pliable anymore. how long does that $40 amount last?

Yeah but I can buy stuff

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>>36203084
Being a neo feminist means being raised in a generation listening to taylor swift say she doesnt like to think of the world as boys vs girls

Just stopped being a neet last week. On Thursday my bills will be fully paid. After my debt is gone ill buy driving lessons and a car. After work I'm always too tired to do shit so being able to buy stuff doesn't really matter to me. I'm just trying to be able to get my gf a visa.

I have never kissed a girl on the lips who wasn't a hooker

I used to care, but I don't really give a fuck

Only 90% of this board.

>>36203024
Funny enough, no. You are the only one. Congratulations.

woops, of course things glitch out as soon as I start, gimme a min~

comfy
>originililoli

>>36202979
>http://stream.midnightsnacks.fm
>it's already time for midnight snacks again
>feels like just last night I was asking W.T. for sauce on a remix and getting memed on twitter for it

>>36202956
You shouldnt
Originally

Go to /d/
Fap to whatever first topic is.

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Fap to something somewhat normal. Vanilla.

>>36202951
>tfw to intelligent for a gf
*too

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>tfw too many gfs to be intelligent

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>>36202977

*to intelligant

>>36202887
*wraps asshole around your mouth*
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

i want a huggie so badd

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>>36202887
I'll hug you, anon. I'll give you a real original hug.

>>36202877
you know this is bait because a NEET wouldn't be able to afford all that shit

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>>36202924
>doesn't have to pay tax
>doesn't have to pay for gas, insurance, rent, car maintenence, food, etc
>keeps 100% of NEETbux
>poor

While I only make $1050 a fortnight with my NEETbux, I literally have more money spare than my neighbour who has a full time job, house and car since he has to waste his money on rent, travel and tax.

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>>36202877

hello my fellow neet

>>36202924

kys newfag