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shit room made by an edgy underage

reported and saged
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>>36512279
>shit room made by an edgy underage
I'm 18 you silly boi

And uou seem upset, here, let me redirect you:
>>>>>comfybitchroom
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why did you tell everyone then that you're 16, hm?
but i'm not going to argue with you over that
bye

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Hi I am contemplating being a girl who gains weight and sells clips of me eating or whatever other fat girls do. Is this niche still profitable? Would I be ruining my life by maybe getting way over 250 pounds? I thought about just maintaining a chubby body and dieting to offset stuffing.

idk being a normal camgirl is hard and i dont want to be nude
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>>36512270
no no no, it's more profitable to be a whorish camgirl or a weird whorish camgirl like eating shit or stuffing a fish up your butthole.
Why don't you get a job on a normal store?
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>>36512313
But the cam girls that make decent money are like the top 5% and most girls barely make anything. Eating just seems easy...
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>>36512340
you need to spend more and more money on food to make you fat though, and desu I've never been able to eat pure junk food for prolonged periods of time, I always get painful stomach aches and diarrhea

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>female tourists from germany ask me for the way
>say that i dont have time and walk past them
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German tourists are sluts and pretty adventurous and fun
I hung out with some before
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>walking past local college campus
>car full of roasties stops next to me at a stoplight
>roll down the window
>"hey! can you tell us how to get to the sports complex?"
>autism
>"uh, go straight and take a left and it'll be at the end of the road"
>"omg thanks!"
>roll up window
>drive off

>mfw i had no idea where the fucking sports complex is
>mfw i don't even go to the school
>mfw i had no fucking idea where anything was and just made something up to get them to stop talking to me
>MFW I SAW THE SAME CAR DRIVING AIMLESSLY IN THE SAME AREA 30 MINUTES LATER
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>>36512281
how aboout you hang yourselfff

Do people look at these images and think they're genuinely funny? If so why? It just baffles me how anyone would find this funny in the slightest.
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>>36512186
You are ugly, so it's not funny to you.
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some are funny but 99% are just retarded
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It's only funny if you can relate. Much like blowjobs are only sexually arousing in pornography if you've gotten one.

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>"Good morning Anon, what do you want for breakfast today?"
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>>36512178
a plate of pills...
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>>36512178
A loaded handgun
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>>36512178
nothing

i am trying out this thing called intermittent fasting

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Those of you who have slept with hookers, share your stories
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>>36512107
have done it in the US quite a bit in many states, have done it in .co.jp as well. pretty cool.

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>>36512107
>16
>find hooker on craigslist
>ask her how much everything is
>gives me address and details about appointment
>tells me not to wait outside her building
>says to wait at a park down the block
>day arrives
>skip school
>take train across town
>wait at park
>wait for almost an hour
>finally someone shows up
>the most gangly tranny I'd ever laid eyes upon appears before me
>"are you anon?"
>mfw
>get up and haul ass out the park
>he/she starts chasing me
>run with all my might
>lose sight of it
>am lost on opposite side of town
>get home late and say the bus wasn't running so good

Do yourself a favor and ask for a timestamp and pic before trying to fuck a whore
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>>36512328
You were quite a proactive 16 year old. Too bad it wasn't enough. Lel

I would pay for sex but I'm living with my parents with nothing but $20 in my bank account

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> uni was a mistake
Agree or not?
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>>36512084
Uni itself wasn't a mistake but the major I chose definitely was because it turns out getting As in highschool doesn't change the fact I'm a brainlet.
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No

It's been pretty fun and I've finally started talking to some hot girls in the past 2 weeks.

Not sure what to study. Can't do STEM because brainlet.
Uncle Sam pays for my tuition and I work for the rest. Have $3000 debt from freshman year but none after.
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>>36512084

For me it was.

I fell for the "smart but lazy" meme. I figured if I could get by in high school without doing anything and if teachers and my parents had told me I was smart, then I must be smart. Nah, I'm a fucking brainlet. Should have learned a trade.

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My main reason to keep living right now is waiting for Vol. 3 to come out next month, and then waiting for the OVA in December

Don't know how to feel about this desu, at least I'm getting some nekos

Cinnamon best girl
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>>36512079
>Implying titcow Coconut is not da best
U a shit mate.
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>>36512099
>Not knowing Cinnamon has the biggest tits

It's even mentioned in the dialogue
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>>36512169
Fugg, I must have forgotten the name.
Well, you know the one I'm talking about, right? I should play the 2nd game, but I'm too stingy to buy it.

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What's the term for someone beyond robot status? Is it "alien"?
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>>36512039
Does that make Chris Chan an interdimensional being?
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Robot is as low as you can go, ppl just misuse and overuse the term.
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>>36512039
What's up op how are you

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I haven't kept up since the Season 3 finale. Any interesting plot lines?
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>>36512029
Russians got her to stop using instagram by making like 20 accounts a day and trying to harass her just to get pics.

Otherwise, she seems to legit be doing good actually.
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>>36512050
>Russians got her to stop using instagram by making like 20 accounts a day and trying to harass her just to get pics.

What in the fuck is wrong with Russians? Why can't they just leave her be?
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>>36512057
They're Russians, they think they have a right to every qt in the world.

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Tell me where our time went
And if it was time well spent
Just don't let me fall asleep
Feeling empty again

Cause I fear I might break
and I fear I can't take it
Tonight I'll lie awake feeling empty

I can feel the pressure
It's getting closer now
We're better off without you
I can feel the pressure
It's getting closer now
We're better off without you

Now that I'm losing hope
And there's nothing else to show
For all of the days that we spent
Carried away from home

Some things I'll never know
And I had to let them go
I'm sitting all alone feeling empty

I can feel the pressure
It's getting closer now
We're better off without you
I can feel the pressure
It's getting closer now
We're better off without you

Without you

Some things I'll never know
And I had to let them go
Some things I'll never know
And I had to let them go
I'm sitting all alone feeling empty

I can feel the pressure
It's getting closer now
We're better off without you

Feel the pressure
It's getting closer now
You're better off without me
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i don wan 2 b hearing no paraMORe bro!
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>>36512242
Why not? It's pretty good nostalgia wise.
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>>36512364
nostalgia is normie as fuq tho

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IF you ever get a girlfriend, then that means she's out there right now. Living, breathing, laughing, loving.

Aren't you curious to know who she is? Why you're going to fall in love with her? How you're going to breathe, laugh and love together?

If there's one thing you could say to this person right now, what would it be?

And if she's there... why aren't you looking for her right now?
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>>36512025
I'll see you in 25 years
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>IF you ever get a girlfriend, then that means she's out there right now.

Stop huffing glue, son.
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>>36512025
>why aren't you looking for her right now?
I have nothing to offer.

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> Be me
> popular when I was in my teens, had lots of friends, and had lots of girls that asked me out but I rejected them because I had no interest in women back then
> played lots of sports, in great shape
> After high school everything started falling apart people I thought were my friends really weren't, girls started losing interest in me, started getting into anime
>23 right now, virgin, down to 1 friend who I only meet up with like once every 3 months. I do art and that helps me a bit but i'm still depressed as fuck
> Tried multiple times making new friends / and trying to develop relationships with females but in the end I always get rejected
> Whats the point of living
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>>36511978
>popular when I was in my teens
GET OUT
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>>36511986
Why? I feel like it hurts more for me because I actually know what it felt like to have a great social life vs someone who's been a loner forever.

Every now and then, I will dream about my old friends. I dream about visiting my old middle school.
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>>36512019
>IT'S BETTER TO HAVE NEVER LOVED THAN TO HAVE LOVED AND LOST GUYS I SWEAR

Get out

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Is credit card fraud worth it?

Seems like one of the better ways to strike back against normies and society.
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>>36511940
Burn in the depths of Hell.
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No, you gonna get killed
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you don't know who's credit card info you're taking. could be some old man who has no family left, a poor single mother with 5 children etc.

if you do this you are literal scum

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Just from seeing this picture the thought of having to clean it up seems like a laborious task. With all the mess everywhere it causes you to feel too weak to even to try to make amends of the mess. When you measure the weight of the mayhem at hand, and the will you have to clean it, it leaves you feeling inferior. You look at this picture, and it evokes feelings of helplessness. With all the mess it makes you think, where would one even start? The mess has reached a point of no return, and only through strenuous effort could anyone fix this, but you haven't got the drive to do so. With all the mess piled up while you see no reason even contemplate cleaning the mess, you decide to live with it. What you consider to be normal becomes weird to others, and the idea of a clean room becomes foreign until you have forgotten what it was like to have a clean room.

This is me. This is my emotional state, and I need help.
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>>36511917
A: Get a big ass trash bag
B: Find the literal trash, put it in the bag
C: Find the usless shit that may as well be trash, put it in the bag
D: Reorganize a little bit after that, put some -useful- shit where it makes sense
Repeat all as necessary until you find your fucking floor.
Then, never let it happen again, you lazy mong; that laziness is what got you in this situation in the first place.

see what i did there? i broke down a "big overwhelming task" into smaller achievable tasks.

also, if you're this deep into hoarding, you're bound to have a bunch of junk you have sentimental value of.. and listen to me here when i say it.. FUCK. THAT. SHIT. if it has holes in it, too big, too small, smells like ass/mold/cancer, toss it because it has now become a C object.
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>>36511979
It's not that easy desu.
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>>36511979
He's right you know so listen up.

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