IF you ever get a girlfriend, then that means she's out

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>>36512025
I'll see you in 25 years

>IF you ever get a girlfriend, then that means she's out there right now.

Stop huffing glue, son.

>>36512025
>why aren't you looking for her right now?
I have nothing to offer.

I'm never going to have a girlfriend because I have gone completely insane and am comfortable with my imaginary wife. Plus at 25 your brain completely burns out from schizophrenia and you become a vegetable.

>>36512049
bitch you fucked your dad for money

>>36512025
You'll "notice" me once we're both 30 and I make a good living.
Too bad virgins and roasties are incompatible.

Mfw i like these threads.

Don't stop posting OP i love you.

No homo

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>>36512303
You're welcome.

No homo.

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>>36512025
>IF you ever get a girlfriend, then that means she's out there right now. Living, breathing, laughing, loving.

And inhaling Chad cock.

About a year ago my oneitis since i was six asked me out. This shit does happen

>>36512353
If even other Chads can deal with that, why can't you?

>>36512025
>IF you ever get a girlfriend, then that means she's out there right now. Living, breathing, laughing, loving.
>loving

She fucking better not be

>>36512371
Because Chad probably has a different set of values.

Chad probably isn't looking for commitment.

>>36512025
Fuck, Anon, I know she's out there, I even know exactly where
"Where" just happens to be halfway across the world and I can't fuck up my life by dropping out of uni to be with her

>>36512025
I'm sure you'll come when I need you most.

I'm also sure I'll come when you want it least.

There's two meanings here and neither are good.

>>36512025

I don't know who you are, or if you exist. But if you do, I'll do my best to make you happy in spite of what I am

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>>36512529
You're a beautiful person, anon.

We're all going to make it.

>>36512025
>If there's one thing you could say to this person right now, what would it be?

Don't do anything fucking stupid.

Because i simply do not know how/where to meet new females
I have had one girlfriend, and after that relationship, I realized I'm most likely to be destined alone.
>I want to have a single lifestyle, go out with friends, hang out, play video games
>I also want a clingy/needy Girlfriend
???

>>36512025
>If there's one thing you could say to this person right now, what would it be?
omae wa mo shinderu

this is true, sadly

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I finally gave in begining of this year. Decided this was the year I was going finally find someone again. And I have done. You can all do it just gotta put some effort in.

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>>36512025

>Go to /x/ yesterday
>get a tarot reading
>you're focusing too much on getting a gf, it won't happen for a while, you need to work on yourself first and then when you don't care anymore, you'll get a gf

FUCKING NORMIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_GruNNmbKM

Why the fuck would I want a gf if I've lost interest in getting one?

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>>36512654
>>36512025
And what would you two say if you did find her, and she finds this on your computer/phone/whatever posting device you're using?
Let's assume she wasn't snooping

>>36512667
>Why the fuck would I want a gf if I've lost interest in getting one?

Because your inherent biological need to reproduce cannot be silenced.

>>36512667
fucking love that vid

ree

>>36512674
She seen it before. No big deal, she doesn't care about it. Pics of other actual girls would be an issue though I think.

>>36512025
I can be selfish and I can be cruel. I think of myself as a bad person and a waste of space. There's nothing in life that I'm good at. I'm basically just stumbling through life hoping something will change me on the inside. Something that can take the pain away and make life not such a struggle. I'm a mess and I know it, I need your support because I can barely support myself at times. I want to get better for you but you're not here yet. I'll continue to live a half-assed life and wish I were dead every second.

If you'd still love me through that, support me, and just be there for me. I'll love you forever, my loyalty is like that of a dog. Then maybe life won't be so bad. Maybe I'll find a reason to keep trying. Maybe I won't be so empty. Maybe I'll finally be good.

>>36512749
>I'm basically just stumbling through life hoping something will change me on the inside.
I feel this. That's too familiar.

>>36512025
>IF you ever get a girlfriend, then that means she's out there right now

sure, but it seems fairly unlikely i will ever get a girlfriend

>Aren't you curious to know who she is? Why you're going to fall in love with her? How you're going to breathe, laugh and love together?

i am about as curious about these things as i am curious about what i would do if a plane i were in crashed

that is: in the very unlikely event that it happened, any idle conjecture beforehand regarding the who, what, why, would be completely meaningless

>If there's one thing you could say to this person right now, what would it be?

uh
hello?

>And if she's there... why aren't you looking for her right now?

wtf am i supposed to do
go out on the street with a girlfriend whistle and blow it until one comes running up to me?
if i could do that i wouldn't be in this problem to begin with

>>36512770
I know anyone. Nice to hear that someone feels the same. Makes it a little less lonely.

>>36512729
Is she also a robot? And is this OPwith the loli shit or fucking Pepe spanking a waifu

>>36512779
>go out on the street with a girlfriend whistle and blow it until one comes running up to me?

dont be obtuse

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>>36512812
Not the OP at least.

That's all I know.

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>>36512792
Pretty sure everyone feels that way at some points. I did too for the longest while but at the end of the day it's you who is in control of your life and if you want something you have to really try for it. It's not easy but it's not impossible. I did it, so can you, and anyone else.

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>>36512025
>If there's one thing you could say to this person right now, what would it be?

Please don't give up, we'll find each other one day

>>36512827
No way she is a normie then.

>>36512812
Pepe spanking waifu here.
Well she is somewhat of a robot I suppose, no real friends, suffers from depression and insomnia. But she isn't weird or anything. Gorgeous and extremely talented. Just had it rough at home and lacks confidence in herself.

>>36512817
that's obviously not a real read of the OP but my question is legitimate

what is it i'm supposed to be doing to find my "soulmate"
i have no clue

"just being me"?

>>36512852
Does she have a similar sense of humor? Cause if a normie saw that you'd probably have to explain.
Keep her dawg, become a cyborg.

>>36512828
You're right I just like to be melodramatic. But I do think I'm struggling right now.

>>36512869
Best way to find people is to
A: Date online
B: Go to school
C: Work for a company with a high turnover rate
>I worked for Sears, new set of cashiers of all ages every month
>i banged 0 but I met females, at least...right?

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>>36512869
Increase the odds of meeting her.

Do you do this by staying in your room, or by 'going outside'?
The reason 'go outside' is so annoyingly vague, is because it's practically limitless.

Take a real look at what you think you might enjoy. Sports, dancing, hobbies and go do that because you enjoy those things. Then you'll meet like-minded people who understand you because they like the same things. That's how I met my girlfriends. It's the normie way and you do this by being yourself and going for the things you already like or seem interested in.

There's also this:
>>36512925

But either way: increase the odds

>>36512889
Yeah she finds it funny. I might just decide to randomly send her something like that and say it's her. Makes her shy and embarassed and I find it quite amusing.
Definitely am keeping her. We want to move in together but she isn't a permanent resident here yet as studying at uni so don't really know how we will work that out. I'm English btw and she is Japanese

>>36512969
That sounds wonderful. Have you guys met in real life? Y'all do cam's LDR stuff?
I had a LDR once. I liked it until it ended

>>36512997
Yeah we try to see eachother somewhat regularly. She's up in London and I'm down the southwest. So sometimes I'll go up there for the weekend and sometimes she will visit down here. But we talk everyday.

But yeah I'm the happiest I've ever been in my somwhat short life so far. And I hope you can find someone awesome too!

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How did you find me and what mental illness do you have?

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Where are you?

I really need you right now. It's been three weeks since I broke up with my ex and I've been hurting tremendously. I'm afraid I'll never meet you. I'm afraid I'll never get over her.

I'm really curious to know about you. I'm sure we'd have so much to share. Have you loved? Have you also been hurt? How's your career going and has everything going according to your plans? Life really has me on a rollercoaster lately, but I'm still breathing and going forward at least. I hope life has been easier for you, but if it hasn't, I'd love to hear about it just as much.

Although I'm dying to meet you, I have to say I'm not completely ready for it either. It wouldn't be fair to you, and at this point I need to love myself before I can really start loving you. I hope we'll meet when we're both ready.

Still, I can't help but wonder... Where are you?

I miss you.

>>36513029
How'd y'all meet? Online?

>>36513069
Yeah it was online while she was still in Japan last year.

>>36513065
Kill yourself, failed normalfag. Your kind ruins the board. Go try your luck over at /soc/.

>>36513106
Where online, exactly? Dating site? Weeb site? Is she a weeb?

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>>36513148
Heartbreak isn't failure. It's the end of something beautiful but also the start of something new.

>>36513153
Dating site. Japancupid it's called. Sounds bad I know but I used to make accounts on loads of different sites just seeing if people would message me.
She isn't a weeb. She actually hates Japan. She's an anglo-weeb I guess you could say

>>36513202
You're right, you're justa plain ol normalfag who shouldn't be on this board.

>>36513204
Pssst: No one cares. This board is meant for robots, normie.

>>36512667
top lol of a vid

>>36513223
I was answering someones question. I'm not here to toot my own horn. And yeah I'm pretty much as normie as you can be but I've felt like shit and useless and lonely before too.
Surrounding yourself with people who feel that way too doesn't help you.

Non end this is true. My future girlfriend doesn't exist. She has whatever back story I make up. My future gf is simply waiting on me to actually go insane and start hallucinating her into existence. Shit will be so cash

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>>36513214
I'm not going anywhere, though.

>>36513243
>I was answering someone's question
You weren't meant to have read it on the first place. This board is for robots, get it through your thick normalfag skull.

>>36513259
Sure, just don't whine about your little normalfag problems as if anyone cares.

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>>36513272
Okey dokey mate

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Too bad i'm afraid of girls and find them intimidating.

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>>36513283
>>36513214
>>36513272
>>36513148
So much anger.

I used to be a robot too at some point (I was 26 until I stopped being khv). I understand it, and nothing I can say will take away your anger.
It's all so fucking unfair and I wish I could change that for you, anon.

I hope you'll find happiness and love rather sooner than later. You deserve it just as much as anyone else.

I'm sure you'll cuss me out again, but that's okay. I believe in you, bro. Stay strong.

If you gotta problem then come get some bitch, meet me some fucking where bitch ass white boi

>>36513358
If you were a robot you'd know it hurts to read about other normalfags, so you'd avoid doing that. There's no getting around this. You were just a normalfag waiting to happen.
There's no anger here, bro. I'm just asking for people to stay in the boards they belong to. Save your condescension.

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>>36513378
Where do I belong Mr. Robot?

>>36513421
Literally any other board. Why did you even click on r9k when you're just a normalfag who can't possibly relate to anyone here? If you could relate you wouldn't have to ask, btw.

>>36513378
There is hope for everyone. Even if you deny it, if you are here, alive, writing about this that means that you still have a little bit of hope. The dead can't hope to get a gf anymore.

>>36513442
Who the hell are you to decide who's a robot and who's not?

>>36513442
Well I actually already justified my being able to relate like 5 posts ago. I like it here. And sometimes I think I might be able to help somebody out somehow.

Also this is pepe spanking waifu guy here

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>>36513378
It did hurt, yeah, you're right.

It hurt because I was jealous and I resented normies for it.

What hurt even more was that I spent here feeling like that for about seven years and it had gotten me nowhere. Seven years of wallowing in misery and nothing about that had made my life any better or more worthwhile. Seven years of self-pity had made stand in place the entire time.

I see now that I needed a board in which I was supported instead. A board in which promoting self-love was its highest goal.

So no, I'm not being condescendant. I'm saying you're awesome because I believe this is the truth. I'm saying you're beautiful because you're supposed to hear that, instead of being brought down and torn apart. I'm saying I believe in you, because you stopped believing in yourself.

I belong here just as much as you do.

>>36513358

>I used to be a robot

No you didn't. You have a gf. You were never a robot, and will never be one of us. GET OUT NOOOOOW!!!!!!

>>36513471
Except you're a normalfag, and this board is meant for robots. Good luck at /soc/.

She might still be a child now. You know how some people in their 30s are like 10 years older than their gf

A month ago I met this nerdy girl, 7/10, same interests like me, started talking to her, everything was ok at the beggining, I told her that we could meet and see us irl, she just said she is a busy girl, that was 3 weeks ago, and she still saying the same. Besides I feel like she hasn't got any interest on me. What do, robots? I think I fell in love with her.

>>36513459
Why is it that only non virgins ask this question?

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I ain't got no job or car. I'd make for a pretty shitty boyfriend. She'd be better off not knowing who I am.

>>36513471
How did you improve yourself, my friend? I'm trying to connect to the people in my studying place (I'm studying gardening) and compared to the last year on college it's a vast difference. I had 0 friends and now everyone in my class and some from others are my friends. I learnt i have to take risks and be natural even if it feels forced because over time you feel good around them, expressing yourself not with lies but with your honest thoughts and joking around, helping and getting helped.
The thing is that there are not many girls here, and one of them i just don't see as a gf but a friend. But I'm being more socially active so I feel like i have improved a lot.

>>36513490
>30s are like 10 years older than their gf
Those girls are called gold-diggers.

>>36513502
>projecting this hard
Not everyone here is an immature

>>36512925
ok cool. i go to school. i see plenty of girls my age every day. they do not seem to want much to do with me, which is fine.

>>36512957
i "go outside" in that i attend class, have a small circle of friends who i can hang out with, and, uh, that's pretty much it

that being said:
>sports
you mean like playing sports? what sport isn't gender-divided? if i go join a mens softball league it's gonna be full of men...
>dancing
hard pass

>hobbies
all the things i enjoy are things i can do alone, though. this is, i'm sure, unintentionally by design on my part, but it's not like i can just consciously decide "you know, i don't like video games anymore." and at the same time, suddenly deciding "i'm gonna be into yoga now" or something seems like a deceitful way to position myself. like i wouldn't actually enjoy yoga, you know? the shit i do that makes me happy is constitutive of my personality, to some extent. if i had the ability to alter that at will, again, i wouldn't be in this position.

i guess what i'm getting at is that the idea that it's really just a question of probability/numbers doesn't jive with me.
i'm in the same place as a massive amount of girls every day. almost all of them are attractive. presumably, almost all of them are as smart as i am or smarter. it is hard to imagine a more potentially fruitful scenario for me to find myself in day-in and day-out
yet
>tfw no gf

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>>36512371
You think other Chad's deal with this?
They don't. They drink to forget.
Then they beat their wives.
You really can't comprehend why monogomy is important.
Also I'm not going to date sluts.

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>>36513542
At my deepest point I honestly gave up.

I left /r9k/ because it meant nothing to me anymore. Talking about my virginity wasn't interesting anymore because I genuinely stopped caring. I got to rock-bottom, and it was both the best and worst thing that has happened to me. I stopped caring about everything else except myself. I could see normies walk hand in hand and think 'good for them' and go about my day. The jealousy and resentment was gone. A part of me has died, and I regret I had let it come that far. I truly do.

I started lifting, I started doing sports. I did well in school, I got a job. I had money and bought myself clothes, vidya and everything else I needed. My life improved. Just like my body, my self-worth and happiness. I was starting to live MY life and it went great. I began to create purpose and I've started to grow and improve myself on my terms.

Then one day I signed up on a dating site for shits and giggles. Trolled some girls and sent one 'real' message. She replied. And before I knew it, we had a relationship.

Then after her I met a girl through my very own sport. We were together for three years.

Currently stuck in heartbreak, but I'm still improving myself right now. Perhaps now even more than ever, because you're never ready, it seems:

Also me:
>>36513202

>>36513636
>writing all of this
lmao
If I wanted to read normalfags I'd visit normalfag boards, idiot.

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>>36512025
I'd ask her why she couldn't wait to love me instead.
I'd tell her I stopped looking because she doesn't exist.

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>>36513657
Isn't there this quote like, 'whoever is trying to bring you down, is already below you'?

C'mon, brother. Reach for my hand instead and let me pull you up.

>>36513657
>thinking we care about what you want
stay pathetic

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>>36512025
>>36512361
I haven't seen my oneitis for 5 years, I still follow her blog and twitter. She's as lonely and depressed as me but I don't know how to approach her.

>>36513838
>tfw iktf

Feels bad man. I do talk to her but I'm friendzoned.

>>36513873
Well at least you talk to her.. I haven't even heard my oneitis voice in these 5 years since I saw her the last time.

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>>36513838
Do girls have male oneitis?

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>>36513921.
>mfw found her youtube channel she ran 2 years ago with 300 subs after some digging
Jesus fucking christ I need to do something with my life and find a way to contact her.

>>36514258
No idea