>female tourists from germany ask me for the way >say that

German tourists are sluts and pretty adventurous and fun
I hung out with some before

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>walking past local college campus
>car full of roasties stops next to me at a stoplight
>roll down the window
>"hey! can you tell us how to get to the sports complex?"
>autism
>"uh, go straight and take a left and it'll be at the end of the road"
>"omg thanks!"
>roll up window
>drive off

>mfw i had no idea where the fucking sports complex is
>mfw i don't even go to the school
>mfw i had no fucking idea where anything was and just made something up to get them to stop talking to me
>MFW I SAW THE SAME CAR DRIVING AIMLESSLY IN THE SAME AREA 30 MINUTES LATER

>>36512281
how aboout you hang yourselfff

>>36512311
Go cuck yourself some more, idiot. No wonder you have no friends

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>>36512260
You didn't have to be so rude. You could at least have given them traditional German wave.