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Alfa fux
Beta fux
Omega ???
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...i guess "fux" would fit the pattern
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Alpha fucks
Beta bucks
Omega (are) cucks
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>>36519020
We betas fuck too, in my case I fuck traps
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fucking didn dus at it again
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>slept maybe 4 hrs
>sister makes me take the dumb cat to the vet because she's too retarded to be able to drive
>at a cross walk trying to turn right
>car is literally all in the cross walk
>looking left trying to find opening
>right turn arrow turns green
>pull forward
>hear a blood curdling scream
>scared a wild didn du on her bike
>didn't even fucking touch her
>dumb bitch didn't have the right of way. I know didn dus can't read but shit I thought they'd be able to know what a red hand meant (hint it means DONT CROSS)
>retard screamed like I ran her over
>autistic so I forget to keep voice down
"stupid fucking nigger can't you see you don't have the right way"
>bitch starts yelling about racism
?????
>oh shit the windows are rolled down
Autism has been activated
>she says shit about how she'll fight me
>yell "it's the 21st century we don't fight like apes anymore."
>bitch pulls out her phone screaming about how I will go viral on Facebook
>just drive away
Swear to god if she reports me to the cops and I go to jail I will go 1960's on her and lynch her.
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>thinking its a black person problem
yeah, you're racist
everyone knows that bikers in general are incapable of knowing any rules of the road
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>>36518985
sometimes i have to drive through the nigger hellhole known as philadelphia. faggot pedestrians love to bitch at cars that stop on the crosswalk. NEWSFLASH: I CANT FUCKING SEE IF CARS ARE COMING UNLESS I INCH FORWARD. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WALK AROUND ME.
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>>36518985
Ha. Good one.
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What girl are you interested in right now? What are you gonna do to win her heart/smash her pussy?
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>>36518981
>What girl are you interested in right now?
>girl
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i haven't been interested in any specific girl in years
there's no one out there for me
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>>36518981
When you say "win her heart/smash her pussy" is that like the same thing? I wanted to do one just to do the other.
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would you rather have your dominant hand or dominant leg be amputated?
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Leg
Robot arms are shit.
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Arm. Duo to an illnes I lost most feelings in my right arm, I usually use my left for wiping my ass and masturbating and stuff.
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>>36519001
>not giving yourself a stranger with your dear arm
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I brush my teeth a few times a month and I personally have never gotten a cavity before
I hate brushing my teeth. It sucks, it's horrible. Every time I try my teeth hurt super bad and start bleeding. Why do you idiots like doing that every day?
A few times a month is ok. My teeth are fine.
I just rinse really well with water after I eat meals. I think my teeth are better than most people's teeth actually because I do that.
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>>36518893
shut up and post sauce to that image
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you must eat very few refined carbohydrates or have magical teeth/saliva
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>>36518893
>Every time I try my teeth hurt super bad and start bleeding. Why do you idiots like doing that every day?
because it doesn't hurt. you got gingivitis son, you're teeth may not have cavities but they're gonna fall because your gums are fucked
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Fembots why aren't this thin and cute?
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Here's a cropped pic
973367533
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>>36518882
>>36518929
I think its because they aren't models.
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>>36518929
I'm living off chocolate until I am
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is the "be positive" meme actually true robots? I just can't go on anymore...
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>>36518819
Most of the times yes.
But they aint no magic pill that saves you from your problems you still gotta feel the struggle and deceat your demons.
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>>36518913
so do i just turn a blind eyes on issues and problems that plague me and hope it all goes away?
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>>36518819
Yeah I had to work at a place where it was a requirement to smile and stuff, but it takes real effort to keep it up, it might look like its second nature but it is actually hard work.
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I'm hyperventilating because I was just reminded I'm 26 and a virgin
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I NEED TO GET LAID
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>>36518817
just get a hooker you fag
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>take steroids
>get low fade haircut
>take a couple non aspie pics in a short sleeve polo
>download tinder
>boost, get matches, go for drinks get laid
Or
>go onto an escort site
>book an escort
>go and get the succ and fucc
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>>36518817
Just talk to a girl at your next party. Doesn't have to be a pretty girl. Just talk. It'll make you feel better.
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BALL SO HARD, MUHFUCKAS WANNA FINE ME. Any blackbots know this feel? The time is 6 o clock in this thread.
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>>36518787
mup da doo mugukka po mo gubs bix nood kill whitey ya hear
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>>36518787
Do blackbots even ball? Can we can get some brothers to chime in?
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I'm here for the cuck shit.
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>monday in school
>everyone is sharing their experiences about how they were partying, drinking and having fun in the weekend with their friends.
>planning on how they are going to celebrate their birthday parties in summer
>i sit there alone with my school shooter face and 12 year old body scaring people away
Is it okay to be sad? I'm so jealous..
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i wish high schoolers on this board would be fucking culled
i do not fucking care about your juvenile woes you fucking child
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you either shoot up your school so they can't keep talking about their great lives
or you just kill yourself so you don't have to worry about it
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>>36518752
>he thinks highschool is had
what an absolute faggot, just wait til uni and the real world
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How many gay threads do you make everyday?
I usually make between 10-15. At least one of those threads will get at least 100 replies. This is my first today.
It's literally all I do. I have no job, no interests, no friends. This is my only hobby.
I just post gay things on /r9k/ all day, after I wake up in the morning until I fall asleep, gay posting with my friends here.
Nobody - Nobody on this whole board - is as dedicated to this board as I am. I love this board and that's why I post. I hope you understand. I need to post here.
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>>36518598
No one here is your friend
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>>36518631
>No one here is your friend
maybe you aren't my friend.
But many people here are my friend
we post together everyday on /r9k/, if you talk to someone everyday then they are your friend
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>>36518598
Stop being a fag op. <3
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>tfw you have 3 shifts with the cute girl at work this week
Anyone else?
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>>36518586
I cant see the temps work schedule anymore, so everyday is a small surprise for me when I get to work.
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>tfw boss changes work schedule in front of your eyes and you cancels all your shifts you had with the qt girl
>"You're ok with that plan anon?"
>"S-Sure"
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>tfw you get yelled at by your manager for flirting with the cute hapa girl
She was a total slut but I thought I could save her. She ended up rejecting me and started fucking a guy who was 10 years older than her.
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Does it get worse once you hit 30?
Man, im a 23 neet soon to be 24 in july, things arent getting better but nor are getting worse.
When will shit hit up the fan?
How much will it hurt?
Oregano senpai
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Depends, some NEETs are successful others are not
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>>36518580
In your specific case, are things turning on as bad as you thought?
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>>36518535
Bump because i want to have a discussion about my problems.
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"Science" became fashionable because the left defined itself in opposition to creationism and climate change skepticism.
This raised a generation that wanted to be "on the side of science". Science became "cool".
Only 80% of the population is literally too retarded to understand real science, so they get cool soundbytes and flawed analogies from pop culture icons and mainstream media who are completely politicized.
Soon the circlejerk starts and the time comes to just signal how much you love science and how much science is on your side, even if it means sharing complete bullshit, like that bit about the 5 biological sexes.
Of course as soon as science goes against your political beliefs then it's a cis heteropatriarcal institution that needs more diversity injected so they reach conclusions you like.
Nobody fucking loves science, not the left, nor the right, only a precious few people nowadays are really interested in finding out the truth, for the rest science is just a way of selling people your ideological bridges.
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>Everyone talks about science deniers in congress
>No one ever talks about the time congress passed a resolution condemning a scientific paper which found that pedophilic relationships aren't harmful
Really makes you think
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I completely agree. All of this bullshit isn't about being objective, fair, or for equality it's just about being a leftist.
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>>36518471
Oh for fucks sake can Trumptards just fuck off.
We get it Drumpfster, you're triggered that for whatever mysterious hard to work out reason smart people don't agree with you.
Fuck off back to pol
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daily reminder that if you are still in high school you have absolutely no right to be miserable
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>>36518466
whats the story behind (OP)'s picture
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daily reminder that if you aren't a high school dropout then you have absolutely no right to call yourself a robot
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>>36518483
its fake; 2 pictures spliced together