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>girl texts me what's up
>i reply, not much, you?
>no reply, no read receipt
What did she mean by this? It's been 3 days
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>>36522338
should have made up something you were doing
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>>36522338
Checking in on her Orbitals, making sure there's still some gravity pulling ya in
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>>36522338
You gave the wrong answer, that's what she meant
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Don't you wish we were living in some less enlightened times, when your parents would arrange you a marriage when you were 14 years old?
I do. I cant do anything alone.
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No, because "less enlightened times" would probably also equate to "feudalistic society" or "industrial nightmare."
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>>36522262
It could just be the middle of the last century.
Even in the 1940s parents tried to at least match their kids to a friend or college of their's kids.
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>>36522219
>Liberals hate an economic free market because it supposedly leads to vast inequalities of wealth
>Totally ok with a free sexual market, which doesn't lead to vast inequalities in sex
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Stop venting on 4chan 2017-04-24 07:35:19 Post No.36522125
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It doesn't work. People will just dismiss your feelings or situation and call you a stupid faggot. It will make you feel shittier.
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Shut up you stupid ass fag
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Maybe you're just a faggot without real problems and people can see that
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Stop being a stupid fucking faggot for once
>get back to uni from break
>go into dorm
>see this on desk randomly
wat do?
dubs decide
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>>36522083
pick it up with a tissue and throw it in the trash
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Stick it on one of your professors
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what is that even hahahaha lmao
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>tfw you guys redpilled me so much I have to fap to shemales becasue of my contempt for women
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>>36522047
>>tfw you guys redpilled me so much I have to fap to shemales becasue of my contempt for women
Same
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>redpilled
>not having contempt for gays
pick one
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what are your thougts on rape?
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Do it to me, now
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ur pic is raping my sense of calamity
now fuck off you ugly boi jewfish
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>>36521990
i wish a girl would rape me
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No Tinder bread?
Post those /devilish/ conversations boys, and dubs starts mine
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>>36521955
nice dubs senpai.
Say this: "Hi, I think you're pretty!"
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"Hey, so I was looking for someone to do a ghost Halloween costume with and I was just wondering how you are under the sheets?"
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>>36521955
Not contributing, just wanted to check those sweet digits
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>tfw 3 women look at you and start giggling on the bus
>literally heard one of them say "hahaha look at his face"
why the fuck are women so mean? this is the second time this has happened within two weeks.
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>>36521947
Used to happen to me anono, i know your feel
Now i just dont take women seriously in any moment of the day, if you have a friend with you just do the same thing to them, it will be worst since women have a much lower self steem
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>>36521947
>women
Stop with the misogyny. It's people who are mean. Men kill 98% of murder victims and they are also just as shitty as women can be. It's humanity that is garbage, not just one gender or the other. If you hate 1 gender exclusively then you're giving the other 50% of shit heads a free pass.
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>>36522165
Nice try. Not orginal, but niether is your schlock.
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Post you Name and other robots rate how autistic it sounds.
I'll start.
>Evan
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>>36521942
Doesn't sound autistic OP, but probably because the Evans that I have met have normally been Chad-like.
How about mine? It's Joseph.
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>>36522026
I know an extremely autistic kid called Joeseph. 9/10 autism
>Peirce
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>>36522111
Do you get many James Bond jabs?
>Giovanni
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https://www.strawpoll.me/12818700
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In this research we are looking forward to find the average age of 4chan. Please be honest. Results will be coming in soon.
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Bump for scientific research
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>>36521912
Interesting, le orininalo
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>Last week my little sister tried to get me to participate in the "LGBTQ day of silence"
>It's where they go around not talking all day with a big stupid notecard saying that they're not talking in respect of the "LGBTQ people who are afraid to speak out every day"
>Today she was trying to show me one of the cosplayers she likes on Tumblr dressed as Mako from Kill La Kill
>Try to act excited and say "oh cool I hope she's in the fight club uniform"
>Sister aggressively tries to correct my pronouns because apparently the person uses "they/them" pronouns
When do they grow out of this social justice shit?
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the sad part is there are adults behaving like this, your sister might be doomed. pls fix her
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>>36521906
>LGBTQ day of silence
Jokes on them, I never talk anyways
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>>36522050
How do I do it? She said one time that I kind of "balance her out" because she goes to the GSA club and I kind of help her realize that some of it can get silly. She's still doing this kind of shit though. I don't know what else I can do.
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dubs picks what we fap to tonight
start rolling
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>>36521899
grannies getting blacked
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hardcore loli tentacle porn
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whatever you like
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Crushed Hopes and Dreams Thread (Greentext/Stories) 2017-04-24 07:25:13 Post No.36521884
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Crushed Hopes and Dreams Thread (Greentext/Stories)
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>graduate from university
>get an incredible white collar office gig
>money is there, hobbies are there, the only thing I need right now is a gf ;_;
>tfw no gf ;_;
>out of nowhere a qt appears at work
>at least a solid 8/10 (no bias I swear) brunette
>really extremely incredibly unbelievably shy
>so shy I feel like a turbonormie around her
>whenever I go out to smoke she "accidentally" happens to be there all of a sudden and talks to me
>weeks go by
>now she's texting me to text here whenever I decide to go out to smoke so she can tag along
>dropping hints about how she's not even married yet and stuff (21yo)
>I send her some of my music and she likes it
>very awkwardly tries to get me to go with her to eat, I deny every time because retarded
>been almost 4 months now, still haven't done anything
>these last days I'm thinking I'm getting a little closer
>this evening, chatting on Messenger
>telling her some jokes, she laughs
>before logging out, she says to me "gotta go sleep, I'm too tired", and then "goodnight my friend"
I want to
F U C K I N G
D I E
How could I fuck this up so bad? HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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help
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>>36521884
>be me
>4'11 womanlett
>8/10 body 6/10 face
>meets boy
>connects with boy for first time
>learns hes autistic
>be me with depression and recluse
>we grow together for months and date
>he shows me /pol/
>I help aid him in shitposting4trump
>become bigger shitposter than him
>gets threatened on /b/ when photos dumped
>autist bf leaves
>be me broken heart
>no more sex ever
>no more cuddles
>now scared of interaction face to face with guys
>been recluse since august
>lost tons of weight
>posts on /r9k/ now to not feel alone
>usually just ends up getting called roastie whore
*ik gtfo reeeee*
>tfw I just want to connect with other shut ins
>tfw nobody irl gets me
>tfw I just want human interaction again, but scared desu
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>>36521884
just ask her on a date you faggot
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>tfw mummy brings you a bowl of strawberries up while she makes your pepperoni pizza
wagies btfo
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OPie is a qt pie
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I'm making pepperoni pizza and eating strawberries too
Good choice
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>>36521867
Thisis the perfect life.
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>be kissless virgin who's never had a gf
>somehow normies think I'm a player or a "fuckboy"
I can't tell if they're mocking me or if God is just mocking me at this point.
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They're mocking you
Yeha not even originalo, what a surprise
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I literally don't know what a fuckboy is
Is it someone who gets walked over a lot by girls?
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>>36521806
Do you have autism?
If so they're mocking you. Everybody hates you if you have autism. You are less than dirt and should unironically kill yourself