>tfw mummy brings you a bowl of strawberries up while she

OPie is a qt pie

I'm making pepperoni pizza and eating strawberries too

Good choice

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>>36521867
This is the perfect life.

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>>36521867
>how the hell...
Because not everyone has mommy to make tendies for them and pay for them to exist.

>Bukowski
If you actually read his stuff, the man had shit job after shit job - also, drank, fought, fucked and gambled.
He was constantly writing, but didn't publish his first book until he was almost 40. He had a hustle and talent, which many people respect.
>you
Sit there doing nothing, experiencing nothing, and sleeping in til 12.
Good on you if you dig that - in a small way I'm contributing to your neet bucks, but not enough for me to care. However, pulling Chuck's quote as some justification for your existence is just sad.
I guarantee if he ever met you he'd probably laugh, vomit on your white kswiss, shove you out of the way and drunkenly hit on your mom.

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Would any of you eat this?

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>>36522367
There isn't much I won't eat

you're autistic. No one enjoys their job, they do it because they need money retard