>NEET
>Stacy step sister brings home bf can
>clearly hear them fucking in the next room
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eUAKV4vq04 you'll need to turn it up vocaroos sound quality isn't as good
>decide next time they do this shit im going to fuck with them
>it happens again
>grab my phone and speakers
>turn phone and speakers to max volume
>kick open door and play music
>scream at the top of my lungs
>CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
>step sister throwing shit telling me to get out and that im so fucked
>hear them grunting and complaining as I go back into my room still singing my heart out
>hear front door opening and closing
>missionaccomplished.jpg
There will be consequences I just know it. Did I fuck up?
>>36596184
This is so real im actually cumming right now
>>36596184
I'd like to add that I've never wanted to kill myself so much. I've never felt so cucked in my life and I don't even like this bitch
>>36596184
Consequences?
Who gives a shit. You have a right to not here monkey sex noises coming through the wall. Your step sister needs to learn that when you share a space with other people, she needs to be respectful. "What am I in trouble for? Embarrassing someone who did something embarrassing?"
How do you feel about dying and being dead?
>Are you afraid of death?
>What do you think it's like dying
>What would be the worst part about dying
>What do you think it's like after you're actually dead
>What do you hope it's like being dead?
>Do you wanna be reincarnated and if so, what do you wanna be reborn as?
also general comfy pictures threadinb4 cringy atheist attempts to derail thread
>>36596182
I think that from our perspective you can never actually die, because when you die, there is no conciousness to percieve it
>>36596182
>Are you afraid of death?
I welcome it.
>What do you think it's like dying
Slow and painful.
>What would be the worst part about dying
See above.
>What do you think it's like after you're actually dead
The world carries on.
>What do you hope it's like being dead?
Quiet and undisturbed.
>Do you wanna be reincarnated and if so, what do you wanna be reborn as?
Not really. I'd like to be a Dik-Dik though.
I hope that when you die there is nothing. I don't want to exist anymore.
Post your pets lads
>stacys and chads mean to me
>uni is shit
>another summer alone
>fat as fuck
>cat always snuggles with leg
>meows and rubs head against mine
>purrs alongside me for naps
We dont deserve animals. They are too precious
Mines a cat too,but i dont have any pictures currently since shes at my grandmothers house because my mom wanted my cat to walk outside,my cat likes to sleep on my keyboard for some reason,my cat is the only reason my life is going further,my cat is my only friend
>>36596166
nice kitty op
>>36596166
I love this thing.
>go to a hooker like you faggots told me since geting laid is the solution to everything
>she rides me and alll that overpriced shit and i dont like it because i keep thinking about everyone who has that (99% of the world ) for free at any time
>come home
i might literally be the first robot that actually going to kill himself right now
TOLD YOU NOT TO GO, DUMBASS
WHY DO YOU LISTEN TO THESE OTHER RETARDS?
>>36596139
But was it good?
Just get a onahole
>>36596139
Anon, hiring a hooker won't make you less of a pussyfart weak faggot. It's there for a pat on the back or to vent out your frustration be it sexual or not. You are a wide-eyed retard for thinking it as anymore than a transaction.
Best luck with killing yourself anon, I think it will save your candyass from a world of hurts down the road.
Do any of you guys wear concealer? Thinking of wearing some to cover some red marks left from acne...I'm just scared that people will notice or I'll get called out for it..what do you guys think?
>>36596122
Disclaimer I'm a chick. I approve of it as long as you do it properly. After a while, concealer will get in the tiny creases of your eye, so you'll have to rub a little bit of it off for it to look natural again. Men naturally have rougher skin than women so make sure to only apply a small quantity or else you'll look a bit off. I think that no matter how much you sleep, you can't escape dark circles completely. It's worth a shot, anon. I know a guy that has extremely dark circles and I'm imaginarily applying concealer on his undereyes all the time because it bothers me.
Acne free is more difficult to fake because even under concealer, you'll have small red spots showing. Always moisturize before putting on makeup, otherwise your dry skin will highlight the fact that it's not natural skin.
>>36596122
If I get a bad pimple I use foundation to cover it up. Its fine to cover up small things but don't go crazy with it like women do and make a mask on your face.
>>36596122
>I'm just scared that people will notice or I'll get called out for it
Lol, my face is literally surface of Moon because of amount of acne scars and no one ever called me out. You must be very insecure or a chick.
Tee hee, don't hit on me silly bois I've got a bf
>>36596101
HE
583882
>>36596101
>ayylmao
orgn
>>36596101
Is such a thing even biologically possible?
Girls with short hair are the cutest.
> Prove me wrong.
Bump for Laura because she's cute
you are a homosexual
homosexuality is wrong
done
>>36596054
>prove me wrong
>tfw im a professional and i cant
I can't take it anymore, guys. I've tried everything - I've been seeing a therapist since January, been meditating for an average of 15 minutes every night, and been eating properly. But it won't change. I still can't enjoy anything.
Is this one of the worst symptoms you can end up with? It refuses to be treated by any conventional methods, antidepressants don't fix it, and your best bet is to hope it just randomly disappears. Doing everything right won't make you happy, it'll just make time pass faster. This can't be called living.
Any of you end up with this too? How are you getting along?
Drugs cure it temporarily. Stimulants: speed, coke, ritalin etc.
Suffer through the week then sniff gear and shitpost on the weekends. What do you have to lose? Hint: the answer is nothing.
>>36596098
Where the hell am I going to get that?
I've heard that Ayahuasca rituals in Peru are effective at treating certain disorders, but there's no way I could afford that anytime soon with my shitty minimum wage retail job.
>>36596140
/r/darknetmarketsnoobs
>1300 calle
For all you robots with oneitis, watch this video.
https://youtu.be/TY3rT2N1Ecs
>>36596003
Guy in video is about 6 million times more attractive than me tho
>>36596003
sick oneitis terminology ! i'll catch you on the pickup and redpill forums my dude!
>>36596003
I haven't had oneitis in years but okay, I stopped doing everything said in the video except there are no girls that want to even have a conversation with me anywhere ever
I accidentally my sister...
What do?
>>36595993
good doggy
>>36595993
This doesn't happen. If she's <18 I hope your parents are white.
>>36595993
>I accidentally my sister...
Hug her, whatever it his, give your sister a hug and everything will be fine.
*blocks your path*
kawai uguu owo
*confiscates your meth and weed needles and kicks you the fuck out*
>>36595953
*ties you up and throws you in my trunk*
You're mine now bitch. I'm just gonna choke you while I repeatedly rape you and you can't do shit about it.
Lavren?
Is this you, you untalented bitch?
Would you rather be a 6'2 indian guy or a 5'4 white guy?
Height trumps race every time
>>36595945
Would i smell indian?
>>36595973
Yes, you would smell Indian by default. But you could shower ofc
>mom tells me to be more confident
>asks me to do something a few moments later
>complains I do it wrong
YOU DUMB ROASTIE WHORE HOW THE FUCK DONT YOU UNDERSTAND IT'S MOSTLY YOUR FAULT I AM LIKE THIS
You don't gain confidence by doing something wrong. That just makes you look like a jackass.
>>36595893
snowflake detected
>>36595921
This OP why would you do it wrong?
*blocks your path*
origami blase blase whippin maseratis blase
Line up down wind and show me your teeth. I only have enough money to purchase 2 of you.
Why are so many black women attractive once you stop being a racist? I'd be happy to plow any of those on any day of the week.
>>36595932
Because they're of good genetic stock. Alot of races have good stock and bad stock. Look up Stefan Molyneuxs video on gene wars.
>tfw you have unrealistic expectations for sex and relationships cause you're a permavirgin inexperienced manchild
>tfw the reality is absolutely horrible compared to the anime/porn fantasy you held in your mind
>>36595847
>knowing how it really is
get out of here you normalfag
>fantasy isn't real life
Congrats, anon. Most people learned that in first grade but better late than never
>>36595847
what are those unrealistic expectations? just so we know that they are really unrealistic or you've been fed bullshit by MGTOW