Another day, another few hundred men pretending to be nice, only to start mocking me for being an "emotional woman" when I reject them, as their feelings are hurt, incapable of seeing the irony
Silly bois
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0/10 bait. F for effort.
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>>36641678
It's not bait, it's my life.
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>>36641659
I know this is bait but there are girls who legitimately have problems with this, and are too stupid to figure out how to deal with it. I'd offer guidance but if they're so retarded that they can't figure it out themselves I think it's better to leave them to their boring empty fate.
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I HAVE THE TOUCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5B94c6CRcwU
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>>36641564
This dude is dope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OO2PuGz-H8
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>>36641564
>>36641649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkLTwX0duY4
this ones also top tier
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why they stop making pop for adults now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzPC7M6lQuE
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>have King of Chads as a father
>become a fat slob NEET robot
it's all a fucking joke. It's not even genetics. If you lose the birth lottery you are fucked no matter what and no amount of lineage, work or money will make up for that.
Embrace depression robots, it's all we have.
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>>36641509
What? Obviously Chris has a poor lifestyle or Arnold is a bad father. Chris has high genetic potential, he just squandered it.
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>>36641509
>arnold
>chad
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He very obviously has an excellent build/facial structure. His only problem is that he's fat. If he got into shape he would become chad easily; i wonder what happend to make him decide on that lifestyle? Was Arnold a bad dad, or did Maria fuck up big time? In the end though, they have enough money to where he can just get liposuction/pay for a personal trainer so he could change very quickly if he chose to
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hey lets get some sadd birthday pictures. i want to feel even worse than I do
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parti duex
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parti three
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Parter 4 four
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>Autist debates me for an hour trying to claim a random post of mine as his own, to the point where he utilized html editing to make it look like it was his post
Why the fuck has "trolling" fallen to this level? Literally what the fuck? What enjoyment could somebody POSSIBLY get out of doing that?And yeah, I'll probably be called an autist for bothering to respond to him, but it's just a disconcerting feeling to have someone try to claim one of your posts as his own.
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>>36641450
>a dumb frogposter thread died for this
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>>36641489
It frustrated me to the point where I had to make a thread about it. Besides, anything on page 10 has reached its 'time' lol
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>>36641677
>claims his opponent's trolling "has fallen"
>is frustrated to the point he complains to r9k
>all because of some harmless samefagging
looks like a moderate success to me
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how do i avoid being a nice guy ?
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nomoremrniceguy.com
Read this guy's book.
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Be a bad boy
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>>36641431
There is nothing wrong with being nice. Just grow a spine.
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>tfw no gf(male) who is smart and I can talk about literature with
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>>36641420
It's called boyfriend.
Embrace the gayness.
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>>36641822
It depends on what she wants to be called.
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>>36641925
Then it's just a girlfriend.
It's not complicted at all.
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How do i stop cp
Im going to be caught if i look anymore
Help
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>>36641418
What's your real address and phone number, bro? I know a neat trick that will ensure you never look at it again.
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>>36641439
W-What could this trick be?
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>>36641418
Go to see a therapist,he or she won't judge you,it's his(her)work.
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is this method legit?
also /suicidegeneral/ i guess
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most legit method: rat poison
https://vid.me/inZy
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>>36641447
i dont want it to be painful though otherwise i would have killedmyself quite sometime ago
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I've heard the party time tanks won't kill you for some reason (wrong mixture?) but hey give it a shot. I'd look into other types of tanks.
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>be me
>wake up at 5 am
>quietly walk through the house
>on my way through I hallway I grab the Cheeto and soda caked doorknob and open it slightly
>the beast is still sleep. yes.
>Close is slowly making sure I make no noise
>the lock clicks at the last second
>panic.jpeg
>put ear to door
>hear a loud moan followed by a loud wet sounding fart
>oshitoshitoshit
>hear the bed springs breaking and popping under the heavy mass above
>hear the wood creak and squeal under the intense weight
>I take my head away from the door, my heart pounding
>the door opens
>the smell of grease, cum, shit and piss surrounds me
>"mommy, do I have enough good boy points for tendies?"
>I look at the score board
"Yes, sweety you do." I say as I hold back my gags and tears
"ok, I'll be playing my games be quick slut" it says as it waddles back to it's long broken chair
>I walk to the kitchen
>I push past Mountain dew bottle alley to reach Dorito crust cove
>see a knife
>decide it's time to end my suffering once and for all
>I grab a empty plate and knife and walk towards the beast
>reach its room and knock
>a tight feeling in my stomach
>he mumbles "come in bitch"
>I push open the door all the way knocking over shit bottles and cum rag towers
>he doesn't look back
>walk past the mountain of discarded dishware and slip on a river of moist piss
>I get up and see the mummified corpse of mittens the cat under years of dirty XXL diapers
>I say "Here's your tendies baby" as I pull the knife from my belt
>he turns around and sees me holding the knife up
>I panic and stab him repeatedly over and over and over
>"my protective layer of fat protects me once again"
>stare awkwardly as he looks down at the scars from the last 58 attempts
>he gets up and pushes me back breaking my arm
>"Oh silly mommy, next time I'll break more then that" he let's out a gargantuan fart as all the air rushes out of the chair straight into my face
>I vomit and rush back to my room
>grab phone and call ambulance
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>>36641359
First time I've seen a greentext from the other side OP, not bad
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>>36641359
Go on, bitch.
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holy shit did this really happen?????
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What's up with Indians? Are they robots?
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>>36641354
If by robot you mean disgusting then yes, yes they are.
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oringiginal poo in loo
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>>36641395
>>36641354
They literally just misunderstand western women Tbh. They think the fact that they're sexually open means they'll have sex with anyone any time. If only they knew.
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Pic related is my crush. How do i beat my competition, ie. 9-10/10 chads who are sociable and fucking interesting. HELP!
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>>36641280
You, uh, don't
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>>36641280
Outdo the competition in a social meet up. That's how I got with every desirbale girl. Also, focus on the girl. Last time, one of my competitors made a rookie's mistake and started to shit on me, while I stayed focusing on the girl and hardly reacted to anything he said/did to lure me into a pissing contest. In the end, I went home with the girl.
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>>36641280
Win the lottery and hope she's shallow, otherwise I suspect you're out of luck.
Maybe, just maybe, she's actually a sweet and thoughtful girl who cares about the inside, but as you're posting on here for help with girls I don't think your insides are going to be a draw card anyway.
Sorry anon, best you can do is start building yourself into something better and hope for luck with the next one.
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Which one of you was this?
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/machete-attack-at-kentucky-transylvania-university/
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>>36641265
>liberals making up these stories to shit on republicans'
What else is new?
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>>36641265
Hey, I knew an insufferable hapas cunt named Ruby that went to Transylvania to get a degree in anthropology. Think she's a middle school guidance counselor now. I can perfectly emphasize with machete dude and wish he would have killed that fat gooky cunt, heh.
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>>36641499
>>36641265
> Transylvania university
Why is that a thing? I'm from Transylvania (Romania) and we don't have any universities named after US states or regions (as far as I know). Did the founder(s) like vampires or something?
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post ideas for threads that you'd like to see
>a thread where you post a pic of a girl you know and people find you a porn vid with an actress that looks like her
>the op is a detective solving a crime, and he wants our help
>stories of times you were allowed backstage
>famous robots from medieval times
>the op opens two tinder accounts, one for a guy and one for a woman, gets matches for both and then just makes the matches talk through his aliases for our viewing pleasure
got anything?
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>Post-Beta Uprising General: The Normies are Finally Dead edition
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>>36641363
would participate
i got more
>show and tell threads - what are you not working on
>/singalong/ - change the lyrics to an album over a few threads then get along and sing the entire thing over a stream
>prison break - pick a new prison everytime and come up with a full proof plan to escape from there. you never know
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>>36641250
I like the idea of this thread lol
I just drop random questions I have throughout the day here
>try to socialize
>people don't talk to me
>they shut me off if I try too hard to fit in
>I'm not even doing anything obnoxious, most of the time I'm just quite.
>confess to a girl
>she says I like her only because she is the only girl I talk to on a regular basis.
>says I need to make friends and stop being allways sorry about myself
People say "b urself x)" but what do you do when being youreslf gets you nowhere ? People say "at least you tried" but wha'ts the point to try if it's gonna hurt more than doing nothing ?
Am I branded as a robot for life ? Emotionnaly scarred to the point I became unlovable ?
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Just give up that's what I did, accept being a robot
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>>36641239
>accept being a robot
What's the point to live then ? I feel no joy in solitude.
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She is right and handled it well. Stop wasting your sexual energy on masturbation and porn. Develop a good intention for the whole of humanity. You will be fine.