>have King of Chads as a father >become a fat slob NEET

>>36641509
What? Obviously Chris has a poor lifestyle or Arnold is a bad father. Chris has high genetic potential, he just squandered it.

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>>36641509
>arnold
>chad

He very obviously has an excellent build/facial structure. His only problem is that he's fat. If he got into shape he would become chad easily; i wonder what happend to make him decide on that lifestyle? Was Arnold a bad dad, or did Maria fuck up big time? In the end though, they have enough money to where he can just get liposuction/pay for a personal trainer so he could change very quickly if he chose to

>>36641543
Why does it have to be Arnie's fault? What if Maria's a bad mother?

>>36642236

why does it always have to be the woman's fault with you?

>those calves
I''ve never seen a man store so much fat in their calves. Arnold always had small calves, so he must have gotten those from his mother. Unfortunate. I wonder how much Chris hates himself because he is a fat lazy prick and his father was one of the most well-known bodybuilders of his time

>>36642245
Shitty children are generally the result of two things

1. No father
and/or
2. Shitty mother

>>36642168
I imagine having a guy like Arnie as a dad would lead to huge pressure to live up to his standard. I could see someone saying fuck it and just wasting themselves like this if it was too hard.

>>36642168
Lazy coddled shit probably.

>>36642298

I don't see how being overweight makes you shitty. Lazy, lack of discipline sure, but shitty? No.

>>36641509
look at Chris's face. Look at his hair. He is a Chad, he just has to lose weight.

>>36641509
He has great genetics and millions of dollars, all he has to do is lose weight.
If only he knew someone who is an expert on lifting and diet.

>>36642395
Thanks for that comment fatty

>>36642771

I'm eating little ceasers now, the crazy bread is nicely buttered, :)

arnolds mexican bastard child is the true heir to his godlike genetics

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>>36642872
>TFW your dad takes his illegitimate son bike riding instead because he knows you're a fat shit who's sit in his room all day

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>>36642872
Maria Shriver confirmed geneticlet cucked by a little mexican troll

Jeb Bush wasn't so lucky

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>>36642298
Patrick turned out to be alright though. Looks a bit like white Elliot Rodger but still.

>>36643284
Jeb's kid actually looks better than his dad. I mean he is nowhere near as handsome as his famous uncle, but at least he doesn't look like a downie like his old man.
Also he is 6'0. So a God among the midget spics.

>>36643065
I wonder if this kid was pretty poor growing up until it leaked or if Arnold quietly paid for him? Maybe even some hush money? I wonder if that ever leaked.

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>>36643542
He seems insecure about his height. Maybe that's why he loved Mexicans so much.

>>36643554
Nope. I don't remember where, but Arnold's maid was getting hush money from day one.

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>>36642872
Definitely this, ho lee fuk

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>>36641631
What? Arnold was a turbo-Chad when he was young.

>>36643597
I figured. I got interested and read wikipedia. So she had the kid in 97 and retired in 2011, a year after he buys her a house. Sounds like she found out later and he paid her a shit load to stfu. Interesting stuff.

>Schwarzenegger says it took seven or eight years before he found out that he had fathered a child with his housekeeper. It wasn't until the boy "started looking like me, that's when I kind of got it. I put things together," the action star and former California governor, told 60 Minutes. Schwarzenegger has taken financial responsibility for the child "from the start and continued to provide support." KNX 1070 radio reported that in 2010 he bought a new four-bedroom house, with a pool, for Baena and their son in Bakersfield, about 112 miles (180 km) north of Los Angeles.

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I wonder what he saw in her lmao

>>36643686
I was going to respond with this exact image and a similar response but was too lazy. Thanks

>>36641509
His dad probably pushed him way too hard to be super fit, like with the fat dude from Malcolm in the Middle.
Arnold is your typical health nazi

>>36641509
Chris obviously has good genetics by looking at him but it's obvious the dude has a lot of issues and mostly eats away his problems.

His dad also seems pretty scummy and has been known to ignore his family all the time

>>36643755
>wonder what he saw in her
his dick

>>36642257
>one of the most well-known bodybuilders of his time

That's like saying Jordan or Gretzky is one of the greats in their sport

>>36643755

Any pics of her 20 years ago?

744687

>>36643965
What are you even going on about
Sort yourself out mate

>>36643755
who's that demen semon in the far right

>>36643573
Don't know why he'd be insecure.
Him, Sanders and Trump are fucking giants for old people

>>36641631
>>36643686
This.
You should watch Pumping Iron. I never knew Arnold had such an alpha chad attitude until I watched that documentary

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>>36643065
>younger half brother of mine is a fucking Chad who relates to my dad more since both are in the military
>my and my full brother are lazy betas

>>36641509
>tfw slowly becoming the guy on the left

save me robots...

>>36643686
>>36644079
Arnold is 5'10 and is extremely insecure about it. He lies about his height and wears lifts, in addition, frequently. I imagine he got into lifting in the first place to compensate

>>36641509
>tfw you can see the chad tier genetics underneath his fat
To be fair I feel for him, it must suck when your dad likes his bastard son more than you.
Can't he just hire a personal trainer and/or life coach? I'm sure he could get a ton of publicity for getting fit.

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>>36641509
>mfw hes probably reading this thread right now

hi chris

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>>36643497

Maybe Devito made some contributions to the sperm milkshake.

>>36644166
he's lost a lot of height, i presume due to heavy lifting throught his entire life pretty much. but saying he was below 6'1.5 on his peak is just preposterous. he did stand tall everywhere he went

>>36641509
your mom had shit genes then.

If he wouldve worked out as much as his dad he would be just as ripped.

Its a case for genetics actually. Not a "slow metabolism" genetic though. An "easily addicted" genetic instead. Father got addicted to working out. Son got addicted to food.

>>36644281
It's true. Look up images of him standing next to other bodybuilders, when he's young and not wearing shoes.

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>>36644639
Lou Ferrigno is supposedly 6'5". If this is true, Arnold was well over 6' when he was younger.

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>>36644721
That's an impossibility. Lou Ferrigno likely lies about his height also. Here's Arnold standing next to Clint Eastwood, who is perhaps 6'2.

>>36644014
seriosly though, who is she?

>>36644721
Oh shit why do I remember Lou being a manlet?
Did I switch timelines again

>>36644802
Yes, go back to the Berenstein one.

>>36643965

I don't watch apehoop but Gretzky is the greatest hockey player of all time and has numerous records to prove it. He has the most points of all time if you remvoed his goals he would still have more points than the runner up for the record

>>36642771
Seems some fatty molested you when you were a child.
Sucks to be you m80

>>36644793
That pic is photoshopped you clown. Arnold was 6'2, some even said he was 6'4"

>>36643686
That girl's erect nipple

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>>36645813
yeah it looks fucking lame

Maybe this just means how you live your life is more important than who your parents are or something.

haha yeah right chads better btfo

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>>36645922
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>>36646864
Pottrevbjllldse bnkk

>>36641509
He's got the bones for it.

This guy will probably coast through being a fat depressed teen the snap out of it early mid 20s and fix everything in under a year

>>36641509
>Arnold
>king of Chad

Go to any yahoo answer about whether girls find him attractive or not and they'll say he's ugly/meh, except a few ones, his face was average at best

>>36647038
>light skin
>shit colored nipples
How does this work?

>spic mom
wow who would have guessed that he would have grown up fat
Every mexican I know is fat as fuck because of their parents cooking

>>36648084
the mexican was actually the fir one
>>36648025
>light skin
that's clearly a non white. Don't seem so mystified

>>36648084

Poltard gets confused

>>36643965
he isn't the BEST bodybuilder but he certainly is the BEST KNOWN like the poster you replied to said, dumwit.

He doesn't even look bad OP. If he had some more muscle in his arms he'd be your average linebacker

>>36647426
>women
>EVER saying the truth.

c'mon idiot, do you believe them when they say "i just want a nice guy and settle down" or "i don't really care about looks at all".

>>36641509
This is a guy who could have been 100% Chad (rich dad included) if he had worked out but instead squandered everything. There was nothing wrong with him - not a manlet, broke, ugly or deformed face, skin problems, premature balding, nothing. Ugly fitcels probably hate this guy, I wonder if he gets posted on /fit/ a lot (I never go there). He deserves all the ridicule and fat-shaming he gets.

>>36642395
Food is the lowest form of addiction possible