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TIRED OF GETTING PUSHED AROUND BY TRAPS 2017-05-02 06:48:17 Post No.36724891
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TIRED OF GETTING PUSHED AROUND BY TRAPS
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2017-05-02 06:48:17
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I'm so fucking tired of being fucking bullied by fucking traps
>Be me
>kinda chubby, i guess a bit autistic
>try to be a genuinely good guy
>see cool trap on twitter
>they're a trump supporter, really cute, really funny
>follow them
>they have a podcast where they talk about issues and stuff
>its pretty cool
>i like her a lot so i donate to them
>they let me into their podcast discord since I donated
>holy shit traps everywhere
>they're all qt
>excited cause it feels like i hit the jackpot
>qt_trap_gf_here_i_come.jpeg
>they talk about tranny feels
>try to relate, get told i can't relate
>fuck you I'm just trying to help whatever
>they bully me and call me gay for liking traps
>wtf liking traps isn't fucking gay
>argue with them on this
>they keep memeing about me being gay
>FUCKING REEEEEEE
>there's some scottish fuck in their discord too
>some youtuber they've had on the show
>he seems cool at first
>try to go to him to become alpha
> we're all talking in discord one day
>talk about story about me with a friend i shouldn't have
>everyone memes about me being gay even harder
>FUCK YOU I'M NOT FUCKING GAY
>they keep calling me beta
>read that the best way to deal with it is by going along with the joke
>try joking about how my penis is really small and make fat jokes about myself
>backfires
>some trap cunt says i must have a small penis humiliation fetish
>FUCK YOU TRANNY IM TRYING TO BE FUCKING FUNNY
>everytime i try to say I'm not gay they meme about the stupid story i told them and say its evidence I'm in the closet
>make up sissy memes about me
>scottish fuck uses me as a meme on his channel
>they tell me i had my chance to be alpha and blew it
>say if i dont change my ways I'll be Chris Chan
>get tired of being a meme
>change my name to alpha boy in the discord
>bullying gets worse
>ignore, try to be alpha and say I'll fuck their boypussys
>they laugh at me
>REEEEEE
>finally left today, cause fuck them
IM NOT GAY YOU DUMB TRAPS, I'LL BE ALPHA YOU'LL SEE
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>>36724891
>Liking traps isn't gay
This is where you fucked up
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OPEE is gaaay
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>>36725025
Fuck off no it fucking isn't. They look like girls, I don't like guys
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>come on /r9k/
>ctrl+f
>/comfy/
>no results
Post comfy images and/or stories.
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To start the thread I will dump a few images.
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Original text to please the robot.
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>>36724471
Let's start a thread again later tonight if this one dies. Nighttime is comfy time. It's 230pm here now for reference.
ChristAnon (ID: !GvLmUvFQPc)
***Christian General Thread*** Honestly brutal edition 2017-05-02 06:29:25 Post No.36724456
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***Christian General Thread*** Honestly brutal edition
ChristAnon (ID: !GvLmUvFQPc)
2017-05-02 06:29:25
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>What is the gospel?
The gospel is the message that Jesus Christ, although existed in the very form of God, did not consider that equality something to be held onto and chose to leave that heavenly place, enter into his own creation and die for the sins of his people. But guess what he rose on the third day because death could not hold it's grip on the blessed son of God and when you are resurrected on the day of judgement the same spirit that raised Christ from the dead will also be the same spirit that raised you on the last day.
>How to enter heaven
One enters into heaven through faith alone, for Christ had already died for our sins and so what could we possibly add on to that? Are we to say that the blood of Christ is not sufficient and we are to add onto that? No, his blood cleansed us of sin and to be cleansed of your sins you first must believe and Christ will do the rest.
I invite Christians, agnostics, atheists and everything in between, that includes people of other faith, to discuss Christianity and learn more about the largest religion in the world. God bless! Also, when I said brutal edition I mean I will be giving you a more honest biblical and less white washed answers to yoour questions. I the past I have tried to appeal to non believers by kinda white washing but now, none of that but also be prepared because you might not get the answers you like although they might be true.
Thread: XII
Cont of: >>36650355
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>>36724456
The bible and all of it's stories were written by unconfirmed authors during a time when criminal justice was effectively impossible to enforce outside of any immediate major city, so to accommodate this issue they warned everyone if they did bad things they'd spend the rest of their lives suffering while the people who did good things get to go to a big party.
If you aren't a monk or some other religion that fucks off from civilization to practice their ways in peace, your religion is literal bullshit tyranny in the form of an outdated criminal justice system.
Even the monks are probably chasing bullshit, but at least they're not cramming it down your throat in the process.
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>>36724456
Inb4 405
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>>36724591
>The Bible and all of its stories were written by unconfirmed authors.
Yeah, they're unconfirmed, but we have very good evidence to assume that they were in fact written bu Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. This is evident by the fact that early church fathers quoted from the NT and even called it scripture and they most likely knew who it was written by. Also, we have Pauls letter, 1Corinthians, which is dated to the year 50, the time when he was alive, which gives us hope that it was in fact written by Paul himself.
>during a time when criminal justice was effectively impossible to enforce outside of any immediate major city
This isn't even a point. There were civilisations that predated Jews, e.g., the Sumerians, who were a middle eastern culture that in fact created one of the first complex civilisations ever created. Also, the Bible has helped create some of the forms of law we have now as well as Western ideas of morality, which I can go into more depth if you wish I do.
>so to accommodate this issue they warned everyone if they did bad things they'd spend the rest of their lives suffering while the people who did good things get to go to a big party.
Again false. In fact, a lot of Jews didn't believe in an after life. In the Bible, there are two distinct groups know as the Pharisees and Sadducees. The Pharisees believe that after they had died they will be resurrected that was why they were "fair you see" and the Sadducees believed that after they had died that was it that was why they were "sad you see." :^)
>Even the monks are probably chasing bullshit, but at least they're not cramming it down your throat in the process.
Well, if you believed in a hell and knew people were going there is they didn't believe wouldn't you try to save them? Also, we don't throw it down your throats because we believe that we do not have the power to bring you to christ, the only God has that power, and so we have been commanded by God himself to preach but in love.
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>have never seen an old person with acne
>face looks diseased and almost 25 now
When will it stop lads
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>>36724279
Wash your damn pizza face, retard
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accutane. it'll be the shittiest 6 months of your life- your lips will dry you'll be tired all the time and your nose will bleed- but then all will be great in the world
t. ex-pizza face with now flawless skin
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>>36724322
Just finished accutane last Friday. Any tips for post-accutane stuff and how to make sure the acne doesn't come back?
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*cleans your room*
*damn i'm cute*
*takes selfie*
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>>36724163
be my maid op
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>>36724163
She's cute idlove to beat her up a little bit
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>>36724273
Do NOT beat up the maid!
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>tfw I'm a trip-less, dub-less roll virgin
Why is life so unfair robots?
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>>36722975
Idk
Why don't you ask these dubs
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>>36722998
roll virgin confirmed
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>>36722998
>off by one
oreganonoegas
Nick (ID: !!fj+6JtTXdtt)
Psychological Issues #50 2017-05-02 03:23:52 Post No.36721283
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Psychological Issues #50
Nick (ID: !!fj+6JtTXdtt)
2017-05-02 03:23:52
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L
1. Use a name in the namefield
2. Share your problemes, ask questions.
3. Be listened to, cared for.
4. Depending on time available and the number of people in the thread, I may let others answer you. This doesn't mean I will share the opinion of those who speak with you, but there are many regular anons who will do their best to help you and listen to you.
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Hey Nick. How have you been?
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>>36721368
State of emergency has turned to deep depression, which was there before, but the anxiety stuff made me feel like there was something to do, something to fight.
I had a migraine with aura yesterday and had another one today. First time this happens to me at work.
My head hurtsand living is pain.
You?
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>>36721447
I'm fine. I don't really know how to respond to your pain.
Anonymous
Question for people who speak multiple languages fluently 2017-05-02 01:33:23 Post No.36719492
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Question for people who speak multiple languages fluently
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2017-05-02 01:33:23
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If you can speak more than one language fluently, then what language would your inner monologue be in?
The thought of someone's inner monologue being in a language other than English really gives me the heebies. Imagine someone thinking in Spanish or French. What the fuck man.
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>>36719492
Your first language, ie. the language you were raised speaking.
Many young Europeans have their native language as first language but speak English fluently which means their inner monologue is in the native language
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This makes me really uncomfortable thinking about it.
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>>36719530
Woah that's fucking weird man.
Eurobros, tell me about your experiences with speaking multiple languages.
This shit is fascinating.
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Are we doing it this time?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navassa_Island
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I am interested. I just need electricity and a connection to the world wide web in order to not commit seppuku. And noroasties
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Whats the weather around there, generally? Im not moving to some island only to freeze my balls of lads
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>>36719583
Tropical
>>36718185
That might be awhile but we can shitpost irl instead. No roasties until we get some loyal Haitiafus to work on our farms instead of eat mudcookies. A fembot on day one world make it turn into Lord of the flies.
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having another panic attack
please help
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aww, what seems to be bothering you
aya?
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>>36718016
uh
stop
i dont want to sleep
just if I wake up ill get more anxiety
im too much of a pussy to end myself because I feel like I have a chance still
but the other part of me is guilty for not ending myself because im a hindrance
my friend said hes dependent on me
this is what Aya feels probably caged
I want to die
just want a gun
Ay a was right i just want a petty death
too afraid to handle pain
i just want to stop crying
i cant calm down
nobody can help me
i just want to die already
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If someone is dependent on you, that's a good enough reason to not end yourself.
u jelus dicklets?
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>>36717414
Yes
t. 3.5"x4" hard, 2" flaccid
Would you let me suck your dick?
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No, because I still have my foreskin.
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>he thinks 7 in is something to boost about
Topkek
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Did Chad really deserve this?
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>>36715215
Hypothetically, How does one protect himself from this?
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>>36715247
Metal mask?
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>>36715247
Carry water with you.
Be vigilant.
Have a beard.
Wear glasses.
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To someone who may or not read it
Dear J
Fuck you. if you hadnt come into our life last year, none of this wouldve happened.
H
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Dear M
I think about you every day. I think I hate you. Your new boyfriend looks like a faggot with half the spine I have. I miss how you made me feel like I wasn't alone but I know it meant nothing to you.
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Dear C,
I have forgiven you for lying to me with the "we should just be friends" line, but I'll never ever forget.
Best of luck with the new fella.
Signed,
Anon
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Dear cuck or faggot
which one of you did I talk to that night, the one that told me the sap story about her having BPD
which one of you pretended to be the Chinese dude.
I have a hunch it was her...
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What do you have hung on your wall?
Pic related is all I have up.
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>>36706630
oops it's upside down
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>>36706630
is that an early rothko?
kinda sloppy
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>>36706630
You're a kike faggot
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It's that time again. Give your sister a hug, hold her hand, maybe a kiss on the cheek.
Post results.
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I hugged my aniki and gave him a kiss. He smiled at me and pet my head.
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>wake up to a new thread
Refreshing.
My head hurts. How do I best tell my sister about orgasms as healthy, all-natural pain medication alternative?
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>>36687461
Laura needs to do this