Imouto Hug

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I hugged my aniki and gave him a kiss. He smiled at me and pet my head.

>wake up to a new thread
Refreshing.
My head hurts. How do I best tell my sister about orgasms as healthy, all-natural pain medication alternative?

>>36687461

Laura needs to do this

>>36690424
Why not just sit on her face? you're best girl btw

>>36690466
Well I would love that but I'm not sure we're ready for oral yet? I don't wanna go overboard now that I've just started to be with her.
But on the other hand our parents will be back home by 6pm so we gotta do something, right?
T-thanks, but I don't really hold a candle against Tittymonster-chan, progress-wise.

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>>36690466
I support this. Even if it's over your panties.

>>36690491
hey progress isn't everything you're hella cutie. thanks though

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>>36690571
>kissy is already posting lewd yuri
Yess, come to the dark side. We are way better at oral.

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>>36690712
I dunno my aniki is pretty good at it. h-h-he's had girlfriends before.

these girls are sisters. you like?

>tfw no imouto gf to call me oniichan
I had it once. Once.

>>36690787
Oh, yeah, you've said as much.
I like cute sisters doing cute things, sure.
I used to be really into catgirls for a while, no idea why. Even bought myself nekomimi.

>>36690819
I missed the 'gf' part of this the first time I read it and thought your imouto died or something.

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>>36690819
So what happened?

>>36690849
I can't go to the yuri side. My aniki and me are too much like this.

>>36690900
forgot my attention whore tag whoops

>>36686818
>Oh look you killed the thread again.
As always, pure coincidence
>>I probably looked like an idiot
>Yeah most likely.
That all suckes
>>it seemed like a decent idea,
>Good thing you brought it up here before.
Yea you guys have saved me a few times
>>36687461
I think he'd have to actually be mad at me, and he'd say no anyways

Just wanted to thank you guys for sort of holding me together last night when I got pretty upset

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>>36691026
I'm glad you're doing better. Seems like you were just spilling some spaghetti that's all.

>>36690712
Says the girl who hasn't even experienced it yet.
Why don't you and your sister go exercise naked or something. One of you do squats while the other lies down underneath....to count and check for proper form of course. Innocent enough. If your sister happens to get tired and falls on your face (I'll assume you're the lazy one lying down), then you could do some facial exercises. Everyone gets fit. Win win.

>>36691309
>says the girl who hasn't even experienced it yet
S-shut up, I read a lot. I'm familiar with the concept.

>lewd exercise
Oh gosh. I was actually hoping to make today the first swimming/tanning/margaritas-at-the-pool day, but the weather had other ideas. ;_; Maybe it'll get nicer in the afternoon.

>>36690849
>>36690787
Yea I've gotten off to things that have catgirls in them, I don't think that means anything though
>>36691182
I was just worried, still kinda am, but I think things will be okay

>>36691409
It means you're just as gay as kissy.

what is even the point of these incest threads

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>>36691459
I'm gonna say the incest.

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>>36691575
This is like the worst board for having a general on though, why not just make a discord or pick a board that does not limit your posts.

>>36691600
Well on what board would that be better suited? /b/ is all underaged fags and porn these days, and it doesn't fit any other boards' interest.

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>>36691409
That's pretty gay

>>36691420
Hey I like boys too

>>36691459
>>36691600
The point is incest. Also this board fits pretty well. If you don't like the thread, don't post?

>>36690220
Why are you guys such freaks?

>>36691858
Why are shitposters such normies?

you are all degenerate autists

>>36691879
Not wanting to fuck your sibling makes you a normie, apparently.

God i hate these threads, why'd you encourage op to make them so much, he makes them like every day now, its so stupid

>>36692020
>>36692020
>God i hate these threads
>let me post in it

>>36692109
if only you were my brother I would, anon.

>go back to bed with aniki
>try to sleep
>he wakes up and gets out of bed
fml

>>36692140
nice lmao

I actually kind of agree with shitposter-kun. I actually like these threads, they're a lot of fun and being able to relate to some of this is nice. but still, having one every day is kind of wearing my interest a little. Plus it's been slowing down for probably that reason.

>sister is coaburning toastie roastie
Why live?

>>36691961
Yes it does buddy

Bumping for a better tomorrow, today

Bumping for a better today, tomorrow

>>36690424
what happened to her trip to Paris? did she cancel?

>>36694143
Yeah. Not for me though, the friend she wanted to visit got sick so she's postponed it.

>>36694325
I see. Beyond the progress you made I hope your weekend was nice

>>36691420
And how gay is she?
>>36691776
How gay are you?

>Morning before I dropped her off at school
>I'm sitting on her couch trying not to fall asleep
>My sister comes up behind me and starts rubbing the top of my head
>Asked if it felt any better
>She tried her best to say that, but cracked up in the middle of it
>Gibberish by the last half, but I understood where she was getting at
>"Why are you mean?"
>H: "Because you're an easy target."

Her little band buddies tried to storm inside my truck when I dropped her off. Apparently it was supposed to be a prank, but the doors were locked, so no one got in. I don't get it.

>>36694439
Yeah, pretty nice. No parents, good weather, mostly spent it with my sister or vidya though.

>>36694466
Approximately 40% gay for me.

>>36694545
Eh, I'm not that gay, maybe like 2%

>>36694507
>Her little band buddies tried to storm inside my truck when I dropped her off. Apparently it was supposed to be a prank, but the doors were locked, so no one got in. I don't get it.
Cute, younger siblings sound fun

>>36694678
I was more afraid than ever when they tried to, but thanks. And it can be most of the times. Although she haa admitted that she'd like to take a punch at me one of these days.

Hope you're morning is going alright.

>>36694805
Could she actually hurt you? Isn't she a bit bigger than me?
My morning has been boring and uneventful as usual, might go fuck around and see what's going on in the basement

>>36694959
Nah, I doubt it. The only person she's ever punched has been her friend, and that was when she was around 8.
>see what's going on in the basement
I feel like I've missed something and am now curious what's in the basement.

>>36695079
Actually, she was seven I think. Whatever, the story of the punch is all I remember.

>>36695079
There was nothing of interest in the basement

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>>36695262
Right, I'm confused by your actions, but at least I now know.
I'll just add the story of the punch since it's slow today and work is boring.

>The playground at her school had a rock wall where a lot of games of tag were held at
>That's when her future best friend wanted to be part of the game
>Never really knew each other before this
>Eventually there was a dispute about how long someone could stay on the "safe section" of the wall
>Argument started by her friend and her lottle group that joined in the game
>Things got ugly and she tried to pull my sister's pants down out of nowhere
>She has always worn a belt
>Barely a budge, but my sister proceeded to punch her in the side
>She is about to cry while my sister rushes in to apologize
>I think she was just trying to save her own ass

And then they became friends over the years and I still don't understand how. I'd like to think she's being blackmailed over that punch.

>>36695471
>and I still don't understand how
Have you ever tried asking cause that's hilarious.

>>36695544
She's said that after that, they just started to warm up to each other. She then kept coming by our house to hang out and now she considers our place her second home.

You'd think they'd hate each other, but I don't know.

>>36695648
Typical women doing stuff that never makes sense.
On the other hand it's just like my animu where the bully and bullied become BFFs.

>>36695696
I thighs that bully thing was a bit more common. Oh well.

>>36695843
I never got along with anyone like that. I was always just bullied then they stayed bullies.

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Guys I fucked up, she's calling our parents and crying.

I didn't mean to go that far it just happened.

>>36696609
What did you do and have you posted her before?

>>36696355
Wouldn't consider her friend a bully, it's just that the two butted heads over something really stupid like a wall.

And I'm really sorry to hear that, kissy. I've tried to befriend a few, but it led to them kicking me. Quit after that.
>>36696609
Did you make her watch a shit anime?

>>36696651
I got Mook watching Gundam with me. He's liking it so far!

>>36697357
Oh yeah this reminds me, I have been meaning to ask
>>36696651
Hey Beargguy, what are the best gundam series? I have only watched Seed (I have yet to watch destiny) so far, I kinda liked it, it was a little underwhelming though, any gundam series that a have a little more thrill and excitement?

>>36697490
I usually recommend gong through all of Gundam because I'm a shitter. But in my opinion, one of the best series in Gundam is 08th MS Team. I'm a suckered or a more grounded/realistic portrayal, and the fights are really nice. Especially with the Gouf Custom.
G Gundam has that craziness if you're willing to go for a less serious series.

But I gotta go for an hour or two

>>36697595
Guess I'll check both of them out, thanks.

Did it evolve into hot, guilt ridden, incest sex for somebody else?

>>36697951
Yes, minus the guilt.
Well, minus most of the guilt.

>>36698267
Resist the urge to lock your imouto into your basement. You will get into trouble for this.

>>36698301
She's my nee-san, but yes the urge is rising.

>>36697357
Which Gundam?

Oh gosh it's bump time

>>36698267
How's you and your sissy today?

>>36698811
Iron Blooded Orphans. It legit will make you cry or you have no heart.

This thread is just for family stuff right? I'm in the mood for talking about being a twin but my thread is flopping. It's secretly because I miss her because she went home for the week for some personal reasons

>>36699839
If you start talking and greentexting thread will get lively for sure

>>36699900
Greentexting what? I know this is a really active community but I have no idea what you guys like. I usually just ignore them for some reason. I honestly don't know why, I feel like most of these threads are based around sisters and I'm close to mine. I probably should have started posting here before now.

tl;dr Just point me in the right direction and I'll start blabbing

>>36700000
Age?
How close are you guys?
What's the living situation?

>>36700000
>I'm in the mood for talking about being a twin
It's up to you, but I'm curious as to what those personal reasons are.
Those numbers tho

>>36700044
>Age?
We're 18, our birthday is in July so we have a little while.

>How close are you guys?
Close enough that we do everything but go to class together. We grew up with people treating us like we're the same person so it's hard to live like we aren't. I think the best way to describe it is that we would be able to bathe each other without any tension between us if we needed to. We don't, but we could.

>What's the living situation?
We both live in the same co ed dorm but she's a few floors below me.

>>36700072
One of her good friend's died. Shockingly one of the only friends that we don't share. If I remember correctly there were only two in the first place.

>>36700214
Don't let the sad stuff kill the talk guys. It's what happened, I can't really do anything about it.

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>>36700214
>we do everything but go to class together
>we would be able to bathe each other without any tension between us if we needed to
>We don't

>>36700214
assuming she's had a bf, did things ever get complicated between you two when it happened? when one of my twin sisters first got a bf, it caused problems between them because the other disliked him a lot.

>>36700214
You ever kiss your sister in the lips? You know, for science.

>>36700537
You want to have some level of independence. Also we would get in a lot of trouble if we did that on campus.

>>36700764
She hasn't had a boyfriend actually. The most conflict we've had was when I went on a date in high school and she was reasonably upset when I got back. She's been on dates and I was fine. If she got in an actual relationship things might be different though, I rely on her for a lot of platonic affection.

>>36700829
Yes, multiple times.

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>>36700949
>platonic
>implying love between twins isn't the purest

>>36700949
Got any cute stories to share?

>>36700949
>I went on a date in high school and she was reasonably upset when I got back.
>Yes, multiple times.

Your gender is very important in relation to these. Are you male or female?

>>36700978
I'm sure the two of us would settle on each other if we needed to but we want to be normal.

>>36701044
Do you have a particular area of interest? I can crank something out though.

>>36701113
I'm male.

>>36699574
Pretty good, we just had a nice, relaxed day together til our parents came home, mostly kissing and cuddling but we also lewded.
But nothing new to report and I've basically been vidyaing most of the day because I have to work tomorrow anyway. Thanks dad

>>36701169
>I'm sure the two of us would settle on each other if we needed to but we want to be normal.
>settle

I don't know but to me it sounds like it wouldn't be "settling" on her part.

>>36701169
>Do you have a particular area of interest?
Not really, just post anything that comes to mind.

>>36700949
>>36701169
>kissing your sister on the lips
>would settle for each other
have you lewded her before?

>>36701210
You don't have to break new ground I just like hearing from you. Have fun at work though.

>>36701231
I mean that it would settling because we both want to find someone and have a normal marriage with someone. So we would settle by just falling back on the person we know would be there regardless. I think we would be perfect for each other, we're basically married anyways. She likes to call me her husband. Her roommate says that when she's making plans she always says "Let me ask my husband" before calling or texting me.

>>36701269
Give me a few minutes. I need to do an online assignment first and then I'll be good to go.

>>36701387
>Let me ask my husband
HNNNNNNNG

>>36701387
Yeah, no doubt she likes you a lot more than just in a "very close sibling" way.

If you have time, it would be great if you could also greentext the times you kissed

>>36701387
>She likes to call me her husband.
CUTE! Do you call her your wife?

>Her roommate says that when she's making plans she always says "Let me ask my husband" before calling or texting me.
Why? Does she ask you for permission, does she invite you or she just giving you the heads up?

>>36701538
You should ask your sister to call you husband after you give her the ring, naturally you'll be calling her wife.

Okay that was too easy, I'm not even sure if this is college anymore.

>I was hanging out with my sister in dorm room
>My roommate was getting his dick wet so I didn't really have anywhere to go
>She had a bad stomach bug so she wanted me in there anyways
>I fell asleep after a while because we were watching chick flicks and they make me sleepy
>Wake up feeling warm and slimy and her saying sorry over and over again
>She coated my whole body in vomit
>Absolutely disgusting
>Text my roommate and he tells me to fuck off
>Well I have no clothes
>Basically the same size as my sister
>She gives me a t shirt and these tiny shorts to wear
>Everything was tight but functional
>She teased me about having a visible bulge
>I tell her to shut it and change her sheets
>End up sleeping in tiny girl clothes
>She still teases me about it to this day

>>36701385
>lewded
ew

But we have done sexual things to each other. They were mostly when we got too old to share a room but we still were. So around 13 and 14 years old. She gave me a handjob a few times, I ate her out but she wouldn't give me a blowjob. We realized we should stop because we had a few close calls and decided it probably wasn't a good idea anyways. It wasn't even sexual attraction, more like mutual masturbation.

>>36701538
It's a cute thing, not a sexual thing.

>>36701588
We kissed a lot as kids, our parents are lip kissers so we just did the same. We explored kissing a little when we were younger. I'll talk about it in a few minutes.

>>36701595
If she calls me husband directly then yes. I usually call her bug eyes or bug.

Sometimes she asks me for permission to do things but it's really rare. Like if she's going to do something without me she'll ask to make sure that I didn't want to do anything with her instead. Another thing is if she's making plans for me too and she wants to make sure I'm cool with it. Then sometimes she'll make decisions for me without my input.

>>36701654
She usually calls me honey whenever she gets out to greet me when I come back. It's gushy as fuck, but after a workday, I'll accept even a insult from her.. which she has.

>>36701738
>It's a cute thing, not a sexual thing.
I thought I was showing it was too sweet for my heart, but sorry if it seemed like that.
Funny story though. Sorry about your sister's friend.

>>36701738
Gross, but funny
Are both of you virgins?

>>36701738
Mutual masturbation is definitely lewding bruh.

Okay I'll do a kissing story.

>We were 12
>At a summer camp
>Walking alone during some free time
>She starts talking about how one of her friends at the camp kissed a boy
>I didn't really care but she likes to vent to me so I listen
>It's obvious she was jealous and wanted to kiss a boy
>She asks me if I had kissed anyone before
>The answer was obvious, "Yes, you."
>She said that it didn't count because it was when we were younger
>She had me stumped
>I had not kissed anyone before
>So I decided to suggest trying it
>In my mind it seemed reasonable, we did everything together anyways
>We still shared a room at that point too
>She told me no and that it's supposed to be someone other than your brother or sister
>Well that's dumb, it's not like I would tell anyone
>We walked around more and found an amphitheater
>She's still complaining about this kissing thing
>Tell her straight up to kiss me or stop talking about it
>It take her a long time to make her decision
>It wasn't anything dirty, just a few seconds of our lips together
>I told her that she tasted like a hamburger to makes things not awkward
>She lightly hit me and we got back to walking

>>36701831
I see what you mean, you don't need to apologize.

>>36701842
Yes.

>>36701977
I'm not saying it isn't sexual, but it wasn't lustful or anything. It was more about curiosity for me.

>>36701738
>>36702017
You should marry her.

In all seriousness it seems like you got a close bond. Reminds me of me and my aniki minus the lewd and yes mutual masturbation lewding at younger ages. though we are lewding now finally

>>36702186
I'm not going to deny we did sexual things, I mean that direct sexual interest wasn't why we did it. We were helping each other out and exploring each other, not lusting for each other.

>>36702017
How often would you kiss?

>>36702017
do you guys cuddle a lot?

>>36702435
Not too often. I got into a habit of giving her a goodnight kiss as a joke. There were a few times when she was very upset about something and she kissed me when I tried to comfort her. Last semester I got rejected and ripped pretty badly by a girl and when I was being a sad bum in her dorm room she kissed me then. That was the most recent time we kissed.

>>36702479
Cuddling is probably the one relationship thing we do all the time. We've stopped anything sexual and we've only kissed once in the last year or so but we still cuddle together all the time. It's just really nice to have someone that will get close to you and make you feel loved. I would say if we spend any time just sitting around in one another's dorm room cuddling will happen.

>>36702387
I see. Well I'm only joking around about it. Me and my aniki got into a sexual relationship so I antagonize posters about doing the same.

Either way you got a cute relationship with your twin. you should masturbate with her again though

>imouto started giving me nicknames
God in heaven, am I supposed to resist?

>>36703038
No...you're supposed to give in.

>>36703038
This is what I did with my aniki. Give in already.

>>36702555
How are the kisses? You give her any tongue?

>>36703287
Not that anon but I'd give into you if you were my imouto.

>>36702555
>Last semester I got rejected and ripped pretty badly by a girl and when I was being a sad bum in her dorm room she kissed me then.

Your ridiculously thick skull may have read that as her comforting you but it was a reminder. She was reminding you that the girl you should be with is already with you anyways.

I'm going to dinner with some friends I then I'll be back. I'll go ahead and make a trip for the sake of you guys knowing it's me. Everyone is going to tease me about being lost without my sister and ask me how life is "being normal." She said that was what happened when I went home for spring break and she stayed to work on a photography project.

>>36703504
Normal. We haven't used any tongue before. They were always quick and short. The one last semester was longer though. She grabbed my head and made it last.

>>36703591
Maybe. It sounds absolutely retarded but I still think it was platonic. We're just that physically close.

>>36703591
I don't know why he doesn't just rail his twin

>>36703748
Jesus fuck, and I thought Beargguy was dense

>>36703551
th-th-thanks anon
>>36703928
>>36703929
Yeah it seems like they ought to be more than "just" twins

>>36704063
>implying all twins aren't more than "just" twins
Fuck, he's never gonna be like that with anyone else.

>>36704622
This. One of my exes had a twin brother. Their bond was soooo fucking weird. Especially since they looked really alike, like she was his female clone and vice-versa. The only time I went to visit her family and him, I was always about to leave the room saying "okay, I'm just going to leave you two alone, tell me when you're done" because of how unsettling it was to see them together.

>>36704787
how were they weird?

>>36704787
If the the fact that twins are a thing isn't evidence that they should be together forever, I don't know what is.

>>36704836
They were all touchy feely. What made this weird is the fact that they were almost identical despite being different sexes. I was like watching my girlfriend flirting with herself with a penis.

>>36704906
Sometimes I feel like this is some sort of incest cult and we brainwash each other to value purest love as a highest virtue

>>36704954
Definitely. The kind of cult with mass suicides too.

>>36705087
Well, if you're the only child and an orphan why even live?

>>36704954
It ain't purest love for nothing. Not like anyone can for you to do something you don't want, you decide what to do in the end.

>>36705176
I'm not talking about forcing people to do stuff, more like implanting thoughts like "What if my imouto really actually seriously loves me?", but it's nowhere near reality. We had a fair share of catastrophic posts in these threads

>>36705228
We've also had a fair share of success stories though

>>36705246
Sure we had allegedly, but for every success there probably are like a dozen of sad failures

>>36705287
So fear of failure is motivation to not try? Sounds like a shit reason to me

>>36705328
When failure means alienating the closest people to ever be in your life I say it demands some deep thoughts and careful consideration

>>36705287
>allegedly
I see failure as the most realistic. That's why I only believe Laura.

>>36705228
The rest of the world is shouting the opposite, there's gotta be someone on the other side. And what if they do love each other? That's not catastrophic.

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>>36690220
I did this one, years ago.

>Be me, 15
>Never kissed a girl before, or any kind of intimacy
>Decide to hug my sister
>She's... okay with it.
>It progressed from a simple hug to a kiss
>She was surprised, but she didn't say anything and we just kept hugging
>Then we started to cuddle, still pretty nice
>Then I started grinding against her
>She screamed "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ANON"
>Just stare at her, still humping away, about to climax
>She slaps me in the face, shoves me to the side
>Cum hard
>She runs out of the room, apparently she never noticed I came
>Tfw your first orgasm from a woman was from dry humping your sister and getting smacked in the face
>Tfw you enjoyed it
>Tfw you can't reach orgasm without masochism involved ever since

Hugging your sister, not even once

>>36705367
Not everyone's got good relationships with their family, and they're gonna regret not even trying on the other hand. There is win this game, it seems.

>>36705367
Many life choices carry similar risk friendo. Imagine the struggle to come out of the closet in a religious household. Imagine the strife of joining the military in a largely liberal family.

Only the individual can assess the risk of any given choice. Living with choice is the ramification of your actions. But it's foolish to stop living and making hard decisions because your afraid of an outcome which may or may not exist

>>36705398
Top kek anon


I put some oregano in my spaghetto

>>36705394
If they do love each other then that's fantastic, but if you go confess your lust to your imouto under the influence of tibetan carpet weaving internet forum then something is wrong with you probably.
>>36705422
>There is win in this game
But also a lot of Laura
>>36705428
>it's foolish to stop making hard decisions
I'm not against hard decisions, I'm against doing it to become a part of 4chan incest cult

I'm not against purest love, but I'm trying some rational thinking here

>>36705488
>There is win in this game
It seems my mind is faster than my fingers, but I'm sure you got what I meant.

>>36705398
REEEEEEE WHY DIDNT MY PARENTS BIRTH ME A SISTER I HAVE TWO FUCKING BROTHERS GOD DAMMIT ITS NOT FAIRRRR

>>36705488
I've seen people do worse on /b/ cause "dubs demand it"

I understand your point however. I'm simply saying that my belief is that the majority of anons here that would attempt said actions would have considered all the outcomes.

Then again, this is 4chan...

>>36705488
>but if you go confess your lust
love*
Sometimes you just need a little push to remind you to not give up on what you want. If you do it just to fit in with this "cult", that's all on you, but blaming others when the final say is yours is just stupid.

>>36705541
>This is 4chan
My point exactly
>>36705582
>Blaming others
That's what I'm trying to discourage actually. I want people to think for themselves more, so that they have no regrets

>>36705648
Really, who else could they talk to about this? They sure as hell won't get any advice in real life.

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>>36705687
>4chan
>Real life
>Y'all really are just imaginary words on a screen

Wew lad

>>36705398
How old was the sister?

>>36705687
That's a good point, but half of advice they'll get here is trolling

>>36705745
You expect anything less from 4chan? Better something than nothing.

>>36705764
I know, I'm just concerned about people who take everything too seriously and personally. Am I taking it too seriously?

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>>36705732
12

And she never called the cops

>>36705823
Purest love is serious business indeed.

>>36705398
Does she remember what you did? Is it awkward between you and her?

>>36705823
I understand the healthy criticism but this thread really did push me to confront my siscon brother and with good results. It's not all bad and people just gotta figure out their own situations.

>>36705827
I hope you're BSing

>>36706109
>not enjoying that PTP

>>36706139
>tfw not sure what PTP is

>>36706197
In his case, it's pre teen pussy

>>36706109
It's a greentext story on 4chan, of course you can trust everything anons say

>>36706218
Not something I can support.

>>36706245
I don't believe everything on 4chan but sometimes I want to believe. In anon's case here I'm wanting to not believe.

>>36706363
>approving of purest love only when it suits you
For shame.

>>36706392
I can support purest love but sexual contact with a preteen is no good.

>>36706547
>implying you can decide who people love

>>36706586
You can love without touching

>>36706547
>Literal cam whore
>Lectures others about morals

>>36706599
Not fully, you can't.

>>36706610
Alright anon. You win the internet argument.

>>36706586
prioritizing your own desires over what's best for her isn't love. it's selfishness.

>>36706547
This, pedoshit can fuck off.

>>36706700
>purest love
>not best

Laura's trying to beat K in a game of strokes if anyone cares

>>36692483
here's a question out of nowhere; what kind of build does your aniki have?

>>36707329
Strokes? Like the thing that potentially leaves you paralyzed? :^)

>>36707400
What do you mean build? Body type? He's 6'0 slight pudge but he exercises at least x2 a week. In other words my ideal.

>>36707565
that's gotta be comfy snuggles Desu !

>>36707329
Like stroking his dick and if he cums he loses?

>>36707329
Actually we did a 2v2 with his roommates and got some food, we won

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>>36707974
>Actually we did a 2v2 with his roommates

>>36708029
IT WAS MINIGOLF, FUCKING MINIGOLF

>>36708093
you knew exactly what you were posting

>>36708093
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!
Silly me, what was I thinking.
Relax, I'm just messing around with you.

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>>36707565
It really is super comfy I love him so much

>>36708093
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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I'm just gonna leave this here for comic effect.

>>36708093
>MINIGOLF
Pretty sure that's just regular golf for you.

>>36708128
But I didn't
>>36708153
Yuhuh
>>36708215
Is pudge really that nice to cuddle?

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>>36708408
He's 220lb so he's a lot bigger than me. Also softer cuddles. Plus he's pretty strong so he can carry me and stuff. His tummy is the most comfy part to lay on and it's heaven.

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>>36708284
It's actually mini for me too
>>36708497
I like hard pillows, so K and my dad work for me, they're both pretty strong too

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>>36708658
I'm gonna have to disagree with you on the comfort assessment. But to each their own.

>>36708727
have you thought about losing weight together?

>>36708799
Well I'm a pretty healthy weight. He's healthy too just about 20lb overweight which isn't bad.

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>>36708497
>tfw congenital radioulnar synostosis in my arms
>More restriction on my right than my left
>Kinda hard to carry things, let alone my sister
>She isn't the type to like being carried anyways

Her friend used to say I had retard arms until my sister snapped at her to stop. Didn't bother me, but guess it bothered her.

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>>36708727
So are you actually dating your brother yet? Or are things going pretty slow.
My half sister and I started dating a couple weeks ago and I checked out a thread then when you were trying to get him to place his hand in lewd spots while he was resting.
Sibling love bond is the best bond.

>>36708999
Why is it always your sister protecting you? You're supposed to protect her

>>36708998
eh, don't need to be obese to want to lose some pounds. It feels pretty good being an even healthier weight. If he decided to lose weight, it would make sense that you do the same if you wanted to keep being smol compared to him

>>36709041
Bearguy is the most placid guy around, don't bully.

>>36708999
>those digits

I would probably hurt anyone who made fun of Mook.

>had to ask aniki what that was
I hope it's not too severe. Muh genetics amirite?

>>36709002
Yeah we did. It's been probably the best thing to happen to me ever.

>>36709099
He's pretty satisfied with himself and I love him the way he is. And I'm pretty fit so I'm gonna be smol compared to him regardless.

>>36709178
>Muh genetics amirite
inb4 Bearguy's parents are siblings

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>>36709041
I'm not the best brother I guess. I can support her in many other ways, but she seems to be the one that protects me a lot.
I used to say that she was supposed to be the older one, but that annoyed her.

Now I feel bad.
>>36709178
Nah, I can function normally, besides pull ups being kind of a pain. I hate receiving change though since I can't really have my palms facing up.
>>36709125
Thank you!

>>36709231
Fuck you Anon! I was about to make that shitty joke.

>>36709231
That would be a pretty hilarious twist.

>>36709357
>Incest: it runs in the family

>>36709516
>Incest: fun for the whole family

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>>36690220
I don't wanna hug my imouto. I really don't even talk to her and generally ignore her. The only things we do together is go to the gym, but we just ignore each other there too.

Lewd-kun hasn't posted in a little while. I wonder where he went.

>>36709612
Relax, he must be inside his sister.

>>36708727
Hard pillows are patrician tier
>>36708999
Damn that really sucks, kinda mean of her friend to make fun of you

Sorry one of my friends had some stuff planned so I was doing that. He said that my sister put him up to it though. Anyways, you guys got any more questions? Some requests for greentexting. She already went to sleep because she's tired from driving into town. I need company.

>>36709612
I'm sure he's busy with more important things.
Hope that guy that's close to his cousins is doing alright. Sucks that he was being accused of being a pedophile by his aunt.
>>36709924
She did it in a jokingly way, but I guess that didn't matter to my sister. She can go a bit far though, but you get used to it.

>>36709665
>>36710023
We can only hope. I'm rooting for you lewd-kun!

>>36709924
Soft pillows are good tho

>>36710011
Tell me about how you started mutual masturbation with your sister, also why don't you do it again?

>>36709612
Oh I'm sure he's around.

I have a strong feeling he's having a rough depressive episode lately and really doesn't feel like directly interacting with other people even in the form of Prussian topiary wall carvings ;)

>>36710098
Aw I'm so sorry. I'll email you soon. :(

>>36710098
That's a shame to hear, but I hope things get better. Nothing else to add besides that I look forward to when you are in the mood.

>>36710098
>spoiler
Pretty sure, that goes away with imouto cuddles and kisses.

>>36710051
She started it. We were sitting in our bedroom and she asked about it. She straight up asked if guys masturbate. Obviously the answer was yes and I wasn't going to lie to her about it. She knew everything else, why not that? She asked me how we do it and I explained it, she really didn't understand it. I wanted to ask her how she masturbated because she asked me, it wouldn't be fair if she didn't share. So she was explaining it and I got this unreal boner. I lasted for ages. I remember getting out of bed for something, maybe to turn off the lights, and I tried to hide it. So the moment she saw the boner she jumped on the idea of me showing her. I tried to tell her no but after a while I pulled it out. Then she wanted me to show her how I masturbated and I did. It was all just curiosity. Then the next time I made her show me and then we started doing it together. That led to a few handjobs, a few fingerblasting sessions, and me eating her out once. That time was the extent of anything that we've done that is truly sexual. The most sexual we get now is if she smacks my butt which happens from time to time.

>>36710283
So why not continue? You should try to diddle her again.

>>36710283
>She started it.
God she wants your dick so bad and you're to dense to realize.

>>36710450
That was around four years ago. Not only have I repressed any sexual interest in her it was a long time ago. I'm happy with the way we are, I don't want to change anything. There aren't any problems with our relationship so I'm not going to try to fix it.

>>36710600
We were 13, I don't think what happened then applies to today.

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>>36708999
Soft pillows provide no support kissy

>>36710690
It's fine if you don't want to pursue anything further. If you two are happy, then that's the most anyone can ask for. Like it was said before, you guys seem to be really nice.

>>36710132
>>36710146
>>36710152
That's actually really nice, guys. Thanks.

>Aw I'm so sorry. I'll email you soon. :(
Sure go for it.

>Nothing else to add besides that I look forward to when you are in the mood.
Cool, thanks. If you're looking for stories I have something I can green text from the other night I ended up never posting. Now that I outed myself I might as well right?

>Pretty sure, that goes away with imouto cuddles and kisses.
You have no idea. I honestly have no idea where I'd be right now if I didn't have her to be there for me. We were talking about this dumb fight we had for like a year earlier and it just made me appreciate it more. I dump this stuff on her all the time though so I'm trying to keep it to myself this time. You know, just do my own thing yo.

>>36711061
>I'm trying to keep it to myself this time
I don't think that's healthy, I don't know your sister but I'm sure she'd rather have you venting it out at her than you keeping your suffering to yourself, try and talk to her, you might need it.

I'm gong to go take a shower. Please have questions and stuff when I get back. I'm actually kinda lonely right now. I'm usually getting some toe tickling or a face full of hair at this time.

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>>36711061
>I might as well right?
Yeah, you better :)

>You have no idea.
Ha, actually I probably do know myself. My aniki has always been there for me during my hard times and I've been with him through the few hard times he's been through. I'm happy that I share this with you though, it's really nice to have a special sibling.

>>36711454
You should just go kiss your sister :(

>>36711454
>not just sleeping with your sister
Why

>>36711626
>>36711784
She's not here guys. She's about a four and a half hour drive away from me. That's why I'm lonely. Like our friends are cool but they're more her friends so I left when we got back from hanging out. They asked me about being away from her and I pretended that it was fun to be on my own but it was a lie. I wish she was here.

>>36711061
>Saturday night. I don't need to be up early for work (pic related), so we make plans to get together and watch a movie at like 3am when we know everyone's asleep.
>Every intention of hooking up halfway through, but the movie makes for a nice cover in case someone comes in for whatever reason.
>Alien 3 assembly cut because this fire stick thing is amazing. Cuddling up watching people get their guts torn out, very romantic.
>Never saw this movie, still haven't because maybe ten minutes in we're already humping through hardcore makeouts. We tend to take things a little rough so lots of grabbing, nibbling, holding each other down, etc.
>Foreplay, going down on each other for a little while. While I'm down on her she's running her fingers in my hair
>She stops me to ask if I brought condoms. I'm stupid and left them in my wallet in my room next door.
>Run into the hallway rock hard in boxers with my mouth drenched in saliva and pussy. Good ideas all around.
>Anyway come back, she puts it on me and starts feeling it up because she "likes how smooth and shiny it makes it" and also I'm just fucking bad at doing it myself.
>We have slow, romantic, consensual sex in the missionary position while holding hands. I'm not even meming. We were getting really mushy.
>Switch positions up. Doggy for a little while. my favorite because her ass is amazing. Hers is whatever you'd call missionary with her legs up over my shoulders and me holding them down over her. Feels like I'm hurting her every time but she swears she likes it. We always open with that.
>She tries to get on top but couldn't really move right and gave up.
>Tire ourselves out and she finishes herself off while I switch off between kissing her and sucking her nipples.
>When she's about to cum she whispers "fuck me" in a way that causes actual physical pain to my penis
>We finish more or less at the same time. I was kind of late though.

Okay there's your smut. Now the "fun" part.

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>>36711968
>(pic related)
kill me

>Pull the condom off, hide the towel we fucking drenched. Turns out sex is a lot messier than porn would have you believe
>Mom got her these scented candles with rings at the bottom for Christmas, so we light the whisky scented one and start getting our underwear back on to cuddle
>Oh right the condom
>Me: "Did you take out your trash?"
>Imouto: "Yeah? it was full of cum and Wendy's bags"
>Me: "Oh alright I'll go get rid of this then. Wait for me."
>Kiss her and walk the condom out of the room at arms length like I'm carrying a dead goldfish.
>Oh that's an idea
>Drop it in the toilet. Flush. Evidence discarded I'm a criminal mastermind. Come back to hold her a little before bed.
Conversation goes more or less like this
>Her: "That was fast."
>Me: "What was?"
>"You went to the bathroom"
>"No.. I didn't?"
>"... You didn't flush it"
>"Wat."
>"Anon did you just fucking flush it?"
>"Y-yeah"
>"Dude you don't flush condoms! It'll clog!"
>"How do you know that?"
>"Everyone knows that, what do you mean you don't know that?!"
>"Bullshit I've left things bigger than a fucking condom in that thing"
>"Shit breaks it isn't made of rubber idiot!"
>4am at this point
>I'm desperately hunched over the toilet as water is just at the brim but not going over
>Screaming inside because if I can't fix this and a plumber or some shit has to pull a used condom out of the toilet I am every kind of fucked.
>Spend almost an hour pumping it with the plunger, jamming a toilet brush in to hook it out, etc. All while trying to be as quiet as possible
>Finally the water starts to go down. The condom never came back out so I just assume it went down all the way. Flush it a few times to be safe, I'm clear.
>Go back to bed, she's laughing her ass off.
>We cuddle for a while before I kiss her goodnight and go back to my room.
>Consider posting the story here, but it's fucking 5am and I'm exhausted

So yeah. Turns out don't do that. I think i'm bad at the sex guys.

>>36711927
Yeah, being away from your soulmate can be kinda shitty.
Anyway why don't you share some stories, I don't have a specific area,, so just share something cute.

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>>36711927
Aww I'm sorry anon.You must really miss your sister.

>>36711968
>>36712011
That was a good greentext. 10/10 read. Kinda turned on now so uhh I'm gonna wake up my aniki. We haven't done anything lewd today.

>>36710690
>There aren't any problems with our relationship so I'm not going to try to fix it
>implying you can't always improve it
>>36704622
>>36704906

>>36712011
>So yeah. Turns out don't do that
Oh so the guy that posted "Don't flush your condoms" was you.

>>36711211
Yeah I know but I started seeing a shrink for that. We've gotten into fights before because she'd get frustrated with me being so negative so I try not to dump it on her so much. It's better to work through it first before bringing it on another person sometimes, you know?

>>36711626
Yeah I always sympathize with you when you say you had a panic attack. I've never had one but she used to get them a lot and I always made sure . And my own whole depression thing has reached property damage levels of breakdown, and she always managed to talk me back. I can't believe typing that actually choked me up just there. Here's to having awesome siblings that let us do bad things to them.
>>36712204
>We haven't done anything lewd today.
Are you dying? Remember don't flush it.

Even better, don't use one.


Anyway I can hear her playing LoL in her room so I think I'm gonna go join her for a bit. I actually feel a lot better after having some fun posting about this and I want an excuse to bother her. So thanks, guys.

>>36712306
>made sure I was there

>>36712287
Yup. Meant to post the story after that but the thread went to shit so I didn't bother.

>>36712032
>soulmate
I guess, I'm not going to argue about it.

>Junior year of high school
>Lunch
>We got a car a coue days before
>We're allowed to leave campus for lunch
>Decide to do it for the first time
>Spend all day deciding where to go
>We agreed on chickfila because it was close
>Lunch time comes around
>We meet in our usual spot
>Before we go I tell her that I'm going to carry her out
>She thinks it isn't a great idea
>We agree on a piggy back ride
>We're going out the door
>Lose my footing on the sidewalk
>Fall straight into mud because it was raining that morning
>We're covered
>I sit there trying to figure out what to do
>She starts rubbing mud on my face
>Guess we have to change clothes
>Borrow towels from a friend
>Drive home, shower, change clothes
>Go back to school

I'm trying to keep things cute. I'm thinking of the cutest I have.

>>36712277
I think sex might cause problems. Things are good how they are.

>>36712403
>>We're going out the door
>Lose my footing on the sidewalk
>Fall straight into mud because it was raining that morning
LEL, that must have sucked really bad.

How about some heartwarming stories? Do you have any? Like one of you being bullied or sad and the other came to the rescue.

>>36712306
>Even better, don't use one.
Hypocrite.

> I actually feel a lot better after having some fun posting
That's good, I'm glad.

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>>36712306
Aww that's so sweet.

>Even better, don't use one.
d-d-don't remind me that I can't have sex with him. It's mean :(

Sorry the fire alarm went off.

>>36712678
Sure my dude

>Last semester during finals week
>My classes are easy this semester
>On the contrary she decided to dive right in with a very overwhelming schedule
>We studied together the whole week
>The stress was really obviously getting to her
>One night she texted me saying her roommate left to go to the library so she's studying in her dorm room
>I was in the middle of a short-lived work out regimine and was just getting back
>I get to her dorm room
>Knock on the door
>She takes ages
>She opens the door and she is visibly exhausted
>Huge eye bags
>Paler than usual
>Bloodshot eyes
>She goes back to her computer and does some math practice problems
>Suddenly her head hits her desk
>She says "Anon, I'm tired."
>I tell her that she might need a break
>She says that her test was early the next morning and that she can't
>She forces herself to start again
>I look at her and I notice she's crying
>Ask her if she's alright
>She just starts sobbing
>I get up and rub her back
>She starts venting about how stressed she is and how overwhelming the week has been
>I make her get dressed so we can get out
>We go get some food
>She goes to the bathroom
>When she comes back she sits next to me
>She grabs my hand and leans against me
>She asks if we can stay there for a while
>I agree because I wanted to keep her away from studying
>A few minutes later she was asleep
>Wake her up and get her in the car
>We get back to our building
>She tells me to carry her
>Only because she was crying
>Pick her up like a baby and she slings her arms around my neck
>Carry her inside and into the elevator
>I make her walk the rest of the way
>We get in her bed and she falls asleep
>Sleep over

>>36712988
>>I make her walk the rest of the way
>Not carrying her all the way to the bed.
WEW LAD!
Mind posting some more? I'll read them (if any) in the morning it's getting a little late over here.

>>36712988
I'm sorry to break it to you man, but you guys are in love. Embrace it and go propose to her this instant.

>>36713096
The time her roommate learned and accepted that twins are weird is good.

>We moved in a day early because moving in two kids was more work
>Hanging out in her room the next day and her roommate comes in with her parents
>I help them carry stuff in because my sister wanted me to
>They get her moved in and go get some dinner
>We decide to try out the place next to our building and see what we're going to eat all year
>We go back and decide to watch some Netflix and relax
>We're cuddling and enjoying ourselves and her roommate comes back in
>She's very shocked
>I knew the cuddling was probably weird because she knew we were siblings but I didn't pick up on anything else
>She stares at us for a while
>My sister tries to say something
>She cuts in and asks if she needs to leave
>Obviously not
>I still hadn't realized what things looked like
>My sister gets out of bed
>We had a conversation that was about an hour long because she thought we were fucking
>We had to explain to her that we were just cuddling
>Eventually she accepted the fact that we're closer than traditional siblings
>Things turned into a twin talk
>Once I said that we know "everything" about each other she changed the subject
>She decided to start calling us by our last name because we're "basically the same person."

>>36713206
Yeah of course we're in love. We've had every fight you could have, we've ironed out all of the kinks. We've shared almost every experience together. We want to try to have our own lives eventually.

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>>36713371
I envy what you have so much

saving the imouto thread from archive until morning

>>36714066
This, you really need to give in and start a relationship with her.

>>36708284
Severely underrated post, c'mon guys

>>36715965
I agree with bestgirl Austria. Have you shlicked your sister yet today?

>>36716019
No, my father makes me work all day, I didn't even see her before I left the house (since she enjoys sleeping in too) so no time unfortunately (not that we need a lot of time, apparently)
But my parents are at the opera tonight so we'll have some quality sister time.
Also isn't shlicked just for masturbation?

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>>36716297
I think you're right but I guess it kind of makes sense?

Also how was work and what do you do at work?

>>36716370
Yeah, I mean, it works (because it's onomatopoesia right?) but I never heard it used for multiplayer sexuality.

Work is okay but still ongoing, it's barely noon here. It's mostly real estate stuff and general wealth/asset management for my father's fund. Nothing too exciting to most people I'd say but I enjoy it most of the time.

>>36716555
>them digits

Sounds like a comfy job. But I think your dad should pay you to diddle your sister. You're performing a service, after all.

>>36716600
And her to diddle me? You know how the saying goes, if you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life.
Seriously though I don't even want to imagine what he'd do if he knew.

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>>36716634
I was just messing haha. I think my dad would beat the living shit out of my brother if he knew.

Actually, I don't wanna think about this.

>>36716672
I'm pretty sure my father would never lay a finger on us but he'd probably disown us and/or kick us out immediately.
Yeah, let's not contemplate that.

>>36716688
So uh, kek has blessed us with some good digits amirite?

Anyways I'm gonna go back to sleep. Mook works today so I wanna snuggle him for as long as I can

>>36716820
That's a sign our love is true. Obviously.

Good night kissy.

Oh gosh page 9 bump

>>36717674
Oh gosh a "you're a faggot" bump

>>36715965
We don't have to talk about that post

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>>36718796
Yes we do, smol girl with shit taste.

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>>36718850
Please don't ever post that gif again

>>36718850
>>36719111
Post lewds instead

>>36716555
did you study for it? sounds kinda complicated

>>36720440
International finances and philosophy, yeah. I've been involved in my father's company for a few years now since he kinda needs a "heir apparent" eventually, so a lot of it was just learning on the job and being directly involved in the foundation itself, the firms and the RE management.

>>36720480
you had time for all that and you're only 20?

>>36721325
I'm still studying, of course, but I've been working 'on the side' for my father since I was 16. He's always been trying very hard to involve us in the business as early as possible to avoid us turning into "money rains from the heavens" bitches.

>>36718850
>shit taste
Now you're just bullying

A bump for where the hell is everyone?

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>>36722024
Some people have lives anon, not me, but some people
Also, I found this

>>36722070
You got to play mini golf, Laura. That's living life. Also, the heckles with that image.

>>36722070
It's a shame we can't all be responsible big brothers.

>>36722485
He's probably gonna have nothing to do with the kid, sadly
>>36722285
Yea that's not drama you post on Facebook

>>36722538
Yup. Should have been kept private for the sister's sake at least.

>>36722757
There's no place for purest love in this shitty world of ours.

>>36722070
oh shit she got pregnant by her brother how lucky

>>36722781
I mean, there's a pretty big age gap. Wasn't this thread against some dude in a similar situation? Maybe I'm being hypocritical.

>>36722070
>Almost old enough to be her Dad
>Neet still living at home

No wonder smol liked this

>>36723427
>gets 15yo sister pregnant at 31
If we're going by their track record, he's definitely old enough to be her dad.

>>36723701
this is so wrong thst made me laugh. also sad because my aniki will never get me pregnant.

>>36723701
So that makes grandma, what, 45-47?

>>36692059
not him but what kind of fucking logic is that

>>36723820
Who says children born from incest aren't mentally retarded

Do you guys think it would be weird if I hung out with my sister's roommate even if she's not here? She told me I could spend time in their room because she usually just hangs out with the two of us so she's alone too.

>>36723854
Not really. What would be weird about it?

>>36723854
I don't think so, but relationships aren't my thing
>>36723427
NO
DAD
FETISH

>>36723722
He will if you want it badly enough

>>36723854
Spend some time with her, be lonely together

>>36723953
You know the really sad part about Laura?

She fucked up the pursuit of her father's dick so badly that she pushed her divorced parents back together again. Talk about fucking yourself

>>36723931
>>36723953
>>36723969
It was a stupid question. My sister snapped me and said it was fine. I just didn't want it to seem like I was making any implications. I feel weird spending time with girls without my sister there.

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>>36724047
Not nearly as sad as cam whores who tell people not to cast stones

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>>36724146
Top kek, your autism flaring up again story chan?

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>>36724047
Nah from what my mom said they'd been sort of back together for a while
But I guess I gave them a reason to tell me, and since it was out in the open that did lead to us moving back in...

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>>36724146
You missed the best part. When her "morality" kicked in, and she tried to claim this wasn't her

>>36724146
lmao we are having another storychan autism episode.

just leave and stop shitting up the thread

>>36724468
"guys please like me again."
>okay storychan go ahead and post
"thanks guys. I'm gonna start shit every time I post kthx"

>>36724523
Ib4 Deer guy is worst poster, Anal is a pizza buying cuck, and Brendan posts are boring

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Guys leave me alone I'm just waiting to see if there's another twinpost. They make my heart flutter.

>>36724523
I swear to Christ, I wonder if this thread has Alzheimer's, the way it accepts back people who've shit all over them. In some cases, multiple times

>>36724556
"guys I know I went full autism and made up 4 stories at the same time but this thread is really not going where I want it to go. please change and make people I don't like leave"

>>36724609
Go take your meds and go write some more fanfiction, you dumb cunt

>>36724609
easy to spoof also you being here every time those (honestly not even that revealing) pics get posted kind of confirms it's you doing it

kindly shut the fuck up and stop shitting on the thread

Guys, quit being shitheads

>>36724683
The ironic part is that while some of the other trips can be annoying, the only trip that truly needs to fucking stop is Story. The others at least can interact civily with the other posters

>>36724750
Why the fuck are you defending her again? She shits on threads, calls for trips to go away, and whines when she doesn't get attention. Seriously, are you trying to fuck her too like you do Laura?

Guys it seriously wasn't me. I just want to lurk. I pretty much exclusively phone post and those are PC filenames. Just because someone else decides to post her pictures every now and then doesn't mean it's me. I don't even have them saved.

>>36724831
>Hurr hurr, I just wanna lurk
>Oh, look attention! Trip time!!

>>36724750
Yeah I mean storychan doesn't even really bother me by posting what everyone's seen already. And anon earlier was right, they aren't even that revealing. Cleavage and thighs. Congratulations on seeing what you can see at the pool? Lol. The posts should just be ignored.

I stopped being bothered a whiiiiile ago.

>>36724831
Just stop embarrassing yourself and save the thread some shitposting please.

>>36724790
Well for one, look at the different filenames. Thicc-chan's got a shitty iphone, so they'd be "image" if it was her. Two, I think she's pretty cool. Three, I have a grillfriend, so I'm not interested in either of them at the moment

>>36724915
>Pretty cool

So it's "cool" to shit post, derail, and start fights with the other trips?

>>36724915
I'm gonna be honest, and I'm sorry Deer, that's a really bad excuse. No proof she only has a shit phone and who else would be mad about the "throw stones in a glass house" post?

Storychan is the only one who still calls me a camwhore, too.

>>36722977
Yeah, it was the same with Laura and her dad too. I can't just put people on one side or the other though, it really depends on the person more than anything.

Well it is true that I'm boring, but can't we just move on?
>>36725082
Yeah, guess that's why I felt a bit bad for saying that.

>>36724831
Yeah, because you have such a good track record of telling the truth

>>36725129
>boring
Don't mind them, I like you, even if you're dense.

>>36725243
>dense
I'm getting better at it, but thanks. It means a lot.

Allow your voice to be heard.

>>36725558
Well, that was a pretty embarrassing fuck up.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12881083

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>>36724900
>>36725012
Don't worry kissy. Most of us like you. Don't let one shit poster bug you.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12881150

>>36725581
Oh storychan using a poll to try to accuse kissy of starting shit. that's funny as hell given storychan started everything.

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>>36725581
>6 votes that story is just autistic
>Screen caps "proving" she didn't post shit

Really interdasting