NEET Island 2

I am interested. I just need electricity and a connection to the world wide web in order to not commit seppuku. And no roasties

Whats the weather around there, generally? Im not moving to some island only to freeze my balls of lads

>>36719583
Tropical

>>36718185
That might be awhile but we can shitpost irl instead. No roasties until we get some loyal Haitiafus to work on our farms instead of eat mudcookies. A fembot on day one world make it turn into Lord of the flies.

>>36718104
Neets are the worst people to start an island with,they have no money no skill no self motivation and probably arnt fit

how about we conquer north sentinel island instead?

>steep cliffs make boat landing impossible
This 8s the worst idea I've ever seen

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>>36718104
>tfw no privately owned autism island where the inhabitants have to do mend the crops, milk the cows and be fully self-sufficient
>no womyn allowed
>huge satelite dish connecting everyone to the internet
>weekly LAN parties with fellow autists in the local pub near the beach
>tfw no autistm bros with guns to patrol the beach for any normie invaders
>tfw no fully operial nuclear warhead to ward off any normies or jewish bankers trying to take control of us
>weekly suicidal march off a cliff for any people wanting a peaceful end
>tfw this isnt a reality and will never be

You'd have way better luck doing this by yourself than trying to organize a bunch of internet people to 'help'.

>>36718104
You'd all be dead within a week

Top kekels though

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>>36719979
Its possible but we need to organize
like this anon said >>36719948, we need nukes so countries will think twice to attack us

We need someone to organize the effort
Things we require in priorities
1 - Defensive
We can do this by making a small team of nuclear experts and operatives capable of theft. A few of us will have to get into university, whether by neetbux or college loan. Some of us NEETs are actually smart and inteligent but are just lazy to go to university or see no real point to it. Once we have those experts, those experts will try and create a plan to create a fully functional nuclear warhead to create in the island. The vital materials required will be acquired by our operatives, whether you will sneak into US Defensive Department or go straight to NK/Israel to aquire them is up to em. Anny additonal materials scuh as ametal and other things will be bought through dummy companies by rich NEETs with daddys inheritance.
After that we need to prepare to build the base equipment at a place in our country. Rent a place or something like that. Once that done, the operatives will bring them discreetly to the Island and let our engineers assemble the nuclear warhead.
Once thats done, we will bring more vital members of our government to the Island (discreetly again). Nobody must know what we are up to.

Once theres a fully functional defensive system up including patrols rdy to go out at any time we will bring in our farmers department, which is priority 2, at first we will acquire a huge amount of instant food/dried food/frozen food etc. so we can live off on it the first few weeks before our crops are ready.

After that we will invite any other NEETs willingly to live with us but they to do their share of labour, otherwise it will never be a viable island. We will screen any NEETs trying to join though, we do not want any spies. Any autistic person with a degree of human pyschilogy will help us with this effort.

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>>36720227
Need someone highly intelligent to oversee the organisation, as this is VITAL to our succes


This is definitly possible but we also need an initial member count of 40 people that are 100% commited to the cause, also it requires atleast 3years of preparation to be done before we conquor our island.
Also womyn not allowed, we do not want any stacy whore spying on us and stealing our tender virgin neet's hearts for their own capital gain

>>36720227
>a fully functional nuclear warhead to create in the island.
> will sneak into US Defensive Department or go straight to NK/Israel to aquire them
you autistic fantasist

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>>36720239
Also establishing laws on our island will come last
It will be a Island with as LESS laws as possible
Things that come to mind
1. No womym.
2. No murder (unless its assisted suicide but this has to be proven)
3. No browsing 3D waifus on the internet, only 2D or gay relationships are allowed
4. Traps are allowed but you have to have a DICK, no cutting it off so you can pretend to be a stacy whore. This also means no HRT either. We do not want one of us to have fucked up brainhormones like a woman has.
5. Everyone has to work, we cant live on a island without food or defense. This means you wont work fulltime though. 20-30hr/week seems adequite, some ppl will have to work at night as well for defense and managing our Island
6. If someone of us is turning into a normie or wants to be one, immediate exile will be the answer. We will give them a rowboat and let them get out, and be saved by their normie overlords patrolling our outside waters.
7. No theft allowed, stealing crops cuz u a fatass should be punished by an addiotonal 10hrs/week work.

This all sounds like allot of work anons.

Bit ironic no?

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>>36720337
>>36720370
We can always just buy a private island instead, but the taxes to keep it viable are going to be crazy, need some mad dosh to live off it for years

>>36720410
buying an island is just buying land you couldn't start a new country with it because because it's already claimed by one

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>>36720424
Which is why I think my former plan is better
We can give our land a fitting name and live like full blown wizzies with wizardhats and robe and all, living in a tiny foresthut with full functioning internet/electricity on our wooden table.

In time, foreign countries will see how peaceful we are and then we can establish trades and stuff with them. We could buy dakimaras from japan and sell them self carved wooden bunnies in turn

Then we can have our own ISS station in orbit and start conquoring planets and developing advanced tech. Normies wont see what got em. In time they will all band together to get rid of us but it will be too late, The entire galaxy will have 2 factions. The normies and the wizzies. It gon be great tbqh.

Also we dont make children, so creating a population will be solely from people from the other faction that would like to join us. Once our tech is so advanced, we will create our society based on humans and robot AIs that defend us and live amongst us (waifu robots are allowed in this case)

If you live on an Island like that, you realize youd be working to survive, right?

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Op here
This is the plan so far

>>36720805
working and employment aren't the same thing

>>36720837
Its self employment.

>>36720514
.Then we can have our own ISS station in orbit and start conquoring planets and developing advanced tech
you MUST be trolling,no one is this stupid

>>36720355
>gay relationships are allowed
>traps are allowed
Fuck off to /lgbt/ gays are just male roasties and traps are way too degenerate.

>>36720837
But neets like free time.

Sounds like you'd basically only have time for sleep when you're not working

Will we be paying taxes?

>>36718104
How long do you guys think it would take for it to turns into a degenerate shithole ?

>>36720980
>are way too degenerate
also politics and any conservative bullcrap isnt allowed on our island either. take that /pol/ away with you

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>>36721142
kek this thread was a good larp till you turn into a commie dictatorship a few /k/ommados and /pol/chads would take your shitty island after you done all the work mfw it happens

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>>36721708
>tfw we go full vietcong living in tunnels and setting up doodoo traps
>20 meter tall cliffs to drop shit bombs off of

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>>36721886
>mfw we just gas your tunnels and you die like the basemant dwelling commie rats you are

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>>36718104
What will we do if we find out someone is secretly a normie on the island? Hmmmmm

Wouldn't it be easier to just start a town in the Midwest or something?

can i film and produce the documentary?

>>36722279
FUCKING HERETIC ISLANDPHOBE
GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE

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>>36720355
5. Everyone has to work, we cant live on a island without food or defense. This means you wont work fulltime though. 20-30hr/week seems adequite, some ppl will have to work at night as well for defense and managing our Island
GET OUT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ! ITS NEET ISLAND. FOR NEETS. NOT WORKERS

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>>36719948
>>36720227
>>36720239
>>36720355
>>36720514
I don't think NEET island is for you sounds like a lot of work

>>36722138
>implying a bunch of fudds could scale the cliffs like lean NEET lanklets could

>>36722307
there's a lot of dying towns around here since all the young people moved to cities and the old people won't be around for long.

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>>36718104
dumping original neet island uploads

>>36720227
there's nuke plans on the internet lad
no high tech thermonuclear hydrogen bomb shenanigans, but could probably make a decent nuke with enough effort, something around 10 megatons which could raze a city.
nobody's sneaking into any deposits.
we could buy legal amounts of nuclear material each, and use that.
or just use conventional explosives, set up some sort of economy and buy cheap Soviet SAMs, rocket artillery and shit

>>36718104
if we can not get bombarded by a U.S. navy destroyer day one it'd be fun
island's big enough to create some sort of agricultural economy, who knows, maybe there's some exotic materials underneath the island too

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>>36718104
ABSOLUTELY NO NORMIES

>>36722344
kek half the island doesnt have cliffs and even were it as them there like 3ft tall cliff

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>>36718104
>All of society's weakest and most pathetic humans all go onto a remote island.
>They think they're safe because of steep cliff preventing boat landing
>mfw rock climber
>mfw climb the cliff
>mfw triathlete
>mfw slaughter the island with an axe

it'd be a dream come true.

A better idea would be to buy a cheap house and live in it together that way we can still activate internet and be lazy

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let me know if there is anything we should add

>>36722601
Fencing for the chickens so they dont run off the side of the cliff and end up with us all starving and eating eachother

But NEETie! You would need to employ /k/ friends. Who else would give you protection?

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>mfw /pol/ pillages the island and then makes a thread about how pathetic /r9k/ is

>>36722569
>not realizing a lot of autists (male) are gun nut insomniacs

>>36718104
a bit close to heavily populated regions
but if I fulfill my dream of messing around with guns I'm happy
it's gonna be a bit expensive to start up though. how hard would it be to take a massive loan from some meme country and disappear on that island?

>>36722826
I'm sure kim would give us a big wad of cash to take some missiles and start missile crisis 2

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>>36722673
we will be able to outlast the siege

Every time one of these threads pops up, I roll my eyes.

You'd be better off living on an old fishing boat than on one of these islands.

Honestly though, if you really, REALLY want to be serious about creating a physical location for robots, follow the examples of the mormons and white nationalists - build a settlement in the desert, or move in a large group to somewhere with a tiny population, where you'll be able to use your numbers to vote yourselves into positions of local authority.

Stop dreaming of founding island nations. You'd be much better off founding or assuming political control of a village in your own country.

>>36724043
NEETs can't afford houses and the desert is too hostile. This island is the perfect spot for a human settlement and it's not being used for bs reasons like ecology.

I see these kinds of threads every few months and nothing ever ends up happening.

>>36724234
>This island is the perfect spot for a human settlement

>Inaccessible without a helicopter

>>36724761
it's possible, chinese people build temples on the sides of walls I'm sure we can make a ladder

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>>36718104
>NEET Island
>Everyone needs to work to keep the island running
What did he mean by this?

Face it, NEET life doesn't exist without providers keeping your ass alive. If your solution is to a create a 'not technically NEET but only need to work a few hours a week for the sake of the island instead of a wageslaving' -island, consider voting for your local communist party instead.

>>36719932
We'll assign some miners to smash out a nice dock for us

>>36724234
Reading Wikipedia the island is overrun with feral domestic animals. Any endemic ecology worth preserving is likely gone or almost gone.

The main reason not to inhabit it are both US Fish and Wildlife and Haitian fisherman visit the island regularly, and as the island is heavily contested, either country will send military force in as soon as it sees settlement.

Neet island sounds like hell. I like someone's idea of Neet Mansion where we all pay our autismbux towards a large house.

We aren't motivated to have our own society; it would never work.

>>36724234
but houses in the middle of nowhere are cheap. the white nationalist who moved to Leith, north dakota bought a two story house for 5 thousand dollars. It had no running water, but you wouldn't get that on an island either

once my dad is dead i will inherit his land he inherited from his dad. its fukin huge and it has a forest in it as well. i am willing to make it a place for NEETs to live in but idk how. maybe in tents?? i cant build nythin because my back hurts alot

>>36718104
>>36722924
This is a really good idea Op. Kim would totes let us house missles on autism island. Get a few good autists, maybe some Korean anons to make us look legitimate. However once we get our stuff built with the money we can just ignore Kim since he's on house arrest, and we're too close to America.

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We can pool our money together for this

>>36727790
>245.000
Yearly:
>Property taxes for 40.000
>Additional taxes for wildlife preservation of 10.000
Additional taxes for propertly lease of the local government of 30.000 a year
Whos gon pay?

>>36728052
if that's too much then this'll never happen, that was one of the cheapest islands i could find on that particular site

>>36722673
>Implying there isn't a heavy overlap between /r9k/ and /pol/.

>>36728966
>implying there isn't a massive overlap between /pol/ and every board

more people browse pol and don't browse here than those who do.

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wiki entry from 10 years in the future

>>36718104
How could a NEET island function? You need some wagies to leech off of.

>>36730699
>biz
Get into crypto trading
Make money will playing games and wacking to hentai

>>36728052
As a service connected 100% disabled combat veteran, one of the benefits I am entitled to is immunity to property taxes on both vehicles owned and land/homes owned. Get someone like me (not me, but someone you trust who is disabled like me) to put it in their name and you will be above property tax.

>>36730699
I was just thinking we go there and camp with supplies we got from our neetbux until we got a farming operation going on. We could eat the wildlife.