u jelus dicklets?

>>36717414
Yes

t. 3.5"x4" hard, 2" flaccid

Would you let me suck your dick?

No, because I still have my foreskin.

>he thinks 7 in is something to boost about
Topkek

>>36717577
you know your foreskin is meant to come back when your hard right?

>>36717577
that dick is clearly uncut phimosisbro

>>36717414
No, too skinny, my fat cock feels much better
>in my hand obviously

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>>36717548
>tfw my dick is more than twice the size of yours

>Would you let me suck your dick?
yes

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>>36717414
oh hey thats a dick!
wowe

I can see the tip of the measuring tape pressed down on the left

And your thumb in the girth measurement on the right

I'm guessing 6 x 5 ?

DICKLETT

>>36717414
my dick seems bigger than yours but it's 6, where's the trick?

>>36717656
can you be my gf pls ? I have 3b gp in my bank and I have a very big dick

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>>36717414
nah, not envious.

>>36718823
noice one

originale

>>36717414
When measuring, you're supposed to wrap around and measure the top as well? Cool, that could get me an extra quarter inch. I stop at the end rather than wrapping around.

>>36718891
nah, op is just desperate for the 7 to be in the pic

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>>36718912
Aw. I'm about 7 3/4, was hoping to be an even 8.

>>36717414
Yes more so the shape I'm a little bigger but it curves to the left and I hate that

This thread reminds me how much I want to suck a dick. Nohomo.

im 6"x5.75" natty

you can easily do penis extension exercises and get a fairy reliable 1.5-2 inches in length and whatever in girth in about 1 year

no im not jealous, and i think you are filth for laughing at the unfortunate born with a small penis. filth like you deserve to deeply suffer, op

>>36718931
you can round up to 8 no problems, im sure no one will whip out a ruler to check
m-maybe you could show us?

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>>36718972
Share these exercises desu

>>36719007
theres very reliable ebooks on this shit, and tons of shit online

use google and amazon, nigger

>>36718972
>>36719007
>>36719021
jelking? its a myth

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>>36717414
you're about as big as me and knowing you post here you probably get the same amount of sex as me which is nothing so enjoy shitposting your life away OP, I know I will.

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Nope Im good OP, Also has anyone considered that its weird we have to confirm we arent robots on r9k?

>>36718823
fuck my throat please anon

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>>36717414
wow

Now i get why everyone on this mongolian cricket forum has a 6 inch in circunference

AUSHYUASRYJGASTYUGAUTBATGY

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how the fuck are we even supposed to compete?

>>36720858
By actually getting to have enjoyable sex.

>>36720878
>By actually getting to have enjoyable sex.
how do we do this?

>>36720911
Confidence/Charisma or Money.

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even a girl has a bigger dick than people on r9k

So like, I don't come to r9k at all, but someone I know mentioned dick threads get posted here a lot. Is this true?

>>36717414
Talk about pencil dick. Jesus

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>>36717623
holy fuck he actually does fuck sake

no way that's 6 inch girth faggot

Lmao that's 6" at best.

>>36718931
Dude, I'm like 7.9. It sucks just missing the mark, because 8 inches would look great next to a ruler for pics

>>36717414
YOU WILL CUT YOURSELF RETARD

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No. Not really actually

>>36717414
how is that 6 inch girth you cheating faggot

>>36717414
Thought I had a small penis.

Lost like 70 pounds.

Realize I have a 8 by 6 penis

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Welcome to /r9k/
Population: sausage

>>36723479
who took that pic

>>36724496
this
not even fat and there's a layer of fat covering over 1.5 inches of my dick

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>>36721400
Traps that get to be cute and have a huge cock makes me want to kill myself.

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>>36718823
Can I provide you with my face to fuck

No, because
>4.8" x 4.2" hard, uncut
fembots would prefer my penis.

>>36717414
if everyone measures like that I get why 7x6 is the average on 4chan

>>36724571
My gf that I make her stomach bulge out

>want to participate in threads like these for once
>photography sets off PTSD attacks from childhood
>forced into anti-social behavior in a haven for anti-socials

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>>36724690

Lol.

>>36717414

Not even, kiddo

>>36717414
That's a very skinny dick, u wont satisfy a women with that

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>>36717414
>tfw 7 inch master race
>tfw cucked by phimosis

>>36725391
I want to drool all over your cock and have you cum straight down my throat.

>>36718823
did you pick that from a forest?

>>36717692
i-is 6x5 not good i thought it was perfect size

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>>36717629
>>36717628
Retarded cutfags exposed themselves

>>36726791
its good for personal use but aesthetically and for women its not big enough

sorry bro

>>36725690

You're acting like you've never seen a dick before.

>>36726930
really that is disappointing i thought women would really like it. what do you mean it is good for personal use. these threads always depress me i should stop worrying so much

>>36726939
for jacking off its a good fists worth, honestly 6x5 isnt that bad, but realistically it is on the small end of acceptable dicks for women

I'm bigger than that so nah

>>36724690
fuckin this, you niggers gotta measure right

>>36726791
Arguable.
A few studies done label the "perfect" dick size for pleasure to be 7.1"x6.2"-7.8"x6.8" and the studies were by no means a small test group in any of the cases but aesthetically its a crapshoot between 6"x5.5-10"x8".

Good way to look at it is 6"x5" is average and is comparable to a nice middle-class tier car. You can get A to B no issue and it may not be the greatest but its still nice.

>>36727044
>>36726992
>you are ok nothing good at least you can jerk off the dick equivalent of a sedan that nobody wants but will accept begrudgingly
well at least i was never going to have sex anyways

>>36717414
I still got my foreskin ya long jew

>>36727175
>begrudingly
That'd be a 4-5 incher.
6 would be something like a good car. Its not the ferrari of dick world but its nothing to be ashamed of being seen with.

>>36727284
i just hate being number 2 all the time. being ok but always leaving people wanting more. when most women get a man they are that man's one and only their ideal of love. most men are not that case they are just accepted. nobody wants me everybody puts up with me

>>36727457
You're literally describing life at large for pretty much everyone outside the .5-1% life lottery winners.

>>36727566
just cause it happens all the time doesn't mean it is good. also literally more than 90% of women are just loved as the means themselves. i hate being compared to everyone and having my soul and character measured up to others. i just want to be good not better or worse. i hate being around people because i know they are looking at me and comparing me to other things constantly and thinking there is nothing inherently good about me but only lesser good of something else. no one can really love me.

>>36719007
>>36719021
>>36719030
YOU ONLY HAVE ON DICK. DO NOT RUIN IT TRYING PSUEDO-SCIENTIFIC INTERNET SHIT

HOOOLY FUCK

>>36728540
it's not like anyone will miss them

>>36728070
You're viewing this in the wrong way.
There is no "good" or "bad" or "fair" or "unfair". Etc.
Thats not how life works. Life just "is". You get picked on but that other kid didn't? Thats not an "unfair" situation its just "a" situation.

You feel like shit because you're basing yourself and your life on shit that doesn't exist but you've been taught does. Its going to sound like an asshole comment but you need to just get over ALL of that and accept life as it is or else you'll just keep pounding yourself down using this shit thats not actually there.

>>36728572
It hurts me to think about other dudes pulling on their dick until it breaks because of their feelings of inadequacy.

>>36728540
This. Jelqing and pumps and all those other exercises ruin your blood vessels and erectile tissue by causing clots and micro scarring that builds up. You'll lose sensitive and erectile strength so gradually you'll never notice till it hits a critical point and just stop working and you got early onset ED at age 35 and when you pop shit like viagra to get a halfy the sex won't even feel good through the plaque build up and dead nerves.
Only PROVEN, yes with fucking science and several hundred annual business behind and actual fucking doctors trained specificially in this field jesus fuck, methods are certain pills which just increase flow giving stronger erections and a .1" increase or surgery.

>>36717414
lmao, are you trying to make us believe you've got 6" girth? im willing to bet that's not even 5"

>>36720858
Do you have more bbc webms?

>>36728662
yeah there are people (like me) who hate themselves so much that they will hurt themselves in the dark for the hopes of even a very minor improvement that is neither noticeable or likely to happen.
>>36728593
>don't work to improve yourself
>don't desire things
>just be
pussy modernist philosophy that only miserable useless faggots apply to their lives

>>36728936
Never said don't desire or improve. Enjoy what you want and make yourself better if you want just don't go viewing the world at large as 1's and 0's when its a lot less rigid and more open than that.

>>36728936
if you're ever going to improve yourself, it's already been decided
so why stress about it

>>36729122
>>36729129
i am sorry i got angry i am just angry and sad. i don't want to just accept this shitty boring life but no matter what i do it just keeps getting worse. that is why i don't want to pursue women and try other things but when i try other things i also fail and disappoint myself and others. just can't take being me anymore and really wish i were born someone else. i feel like i am going no where and there is no where to go

>>36729464
Machine-Gun Policy: anybody can score a hit given enough shots.


Lets say normies have a 1:5 success fail ratio but people here have a 1:20.
All you gotta do is try more than the average and eventually you'll get a hit. Then you do it again cause thats how lifes structured.

>>36729650
nothing ever sticks. nothing ever works because i am bad and literally impossible to love or contribute no matter how hard i try. the world doesn't value me and it is right to do so

>>36717414
>Thinking slightly above average is an achievement


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Does jelquin work my friends
Yes i am a mexican i know im a beaner yada yada

>>36730807
No.
ALL of that shit is complete bunk.
Surgery is the only proven method for penile growth that won't kill your dick.

>>36730874
And all the people thay brag about it ahhhhhhh
Im still 18 do dicks still keep growimg please my wee wee is only 12.5 cm please god

>>36730898
Maybe a centimeter longer but they can get wider up to 25ish but not by much.

>>36726791
why am i always a disappointment. why cant i be good

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>>36728779
not that I can post here

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>>36731034
Why did my father have to marry a mexican women i have a 12.5 cm dick ahhhhhhhhh whyyyyyy does anybody even like small dicks aside from humilliation and also im fucking black not even gays like small dicks damn

>>36717414
muh dik is like two credit cards long

ain't even jelly

>>36731188
unbelievable. bbc is god's greatest gift to man.

>>36731208
Real deal talk here: 11cm is enough to get the job done and sex if done with a women you love and who loves you, yes women can love guys with small dicks the actual dick is maybe 10% of their consideration overall, is almost entirely based on emotional closeness with them.
Ex: lesbians do this shit all the time without dildoes and they can have meaningful sex. Why? Sex for women in relationships, again, is about emotional closeness for the most part. Second to that you have hands and a mouth learn to use those.

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>>36731319
But for real girls would laugh at it and sadly i cant be a trap i dont have a cute butt