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Fuck you my imaginary girlfriend is the fucking best. If you don't have one don't consider yourself robot. Fuck this shit I'm making a thread right now.

i'm more 50% daydreaming and 50% wishing i would do something tangible like a hobby

>>36733854
70% daydreaming 25% trying to be normal 5 % ignoring everyone

>>36733849
Aya was someone you cared about and felt close to so it's natural to think about it
try to think about your vidya idea more, if you can find something you're passionate about that'll take your mind off things

its about time I started paying attention to these threads. give me the quick rundown?

>>36733849
I dont think aya called you names

>>36733795
Drugs or somehow induce maladaptive daydreaming disorder?

I don't know exactly what you are talking about but I have that feeling when I come back home from going to the cinema or just having fun with some friend. And then when you are in your room for about 20 minutes you realize your life is still the same, you are watching stupid youtube videos, browsing 4chan and don't knowing what you are going to do tomorrow or in your life in general.

>>36733888
Yeah I know those feels too. But don't you ever get blissfully lost in thought and then something snaps you out of it and you remember how miserable you are?

>>36733771
Pretty much, by 4chan standards at least.
Wanna be my gf?

>>36733792
Depends. Do you have money? Can you feed me? Will you force me to work? Can you fix my complexes that relate to my physical appearance?
Will you kill me when I'm done?

>>36733824
>Do you have money?
Depends on how much you want.
>Can you feed me?
Feed you my semen?
>Will you force me to work?
Um, I guess
>Can you fix my complexes that relate to my physical appearance?
I can't fix them but I can try to make you feel better about them.
>Will you kill me when I'm done?
Done with what?

>>36733739
also they're absurdly ditzy.

>>36733748
Fatass class guinea pig back in high school fell off cage stairs and sandwiched a baby one. Died before emts could get to it. Then another one impaled its eye on the water bottle thing. These creatures are dumb as shit

Those things are really fucking scary. What are they thinking? Look at their eyes holy shit.

I dont know where you live but im from germany and here it is legal but if you live where it is illegal be careful. The experience can range from bad to awesome. My personal tip if you want to do it dont go cheap. I would not go below 100$ propably pay more like 200$ for an hour. Also look if they offer girlfriend experience.

I'm too much of a jew and I'm too paranoid about shit going south so I probably ever wouldn't do it unless I was loaded and somewhere where it was legal

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>tfw old gross men fucking thai prostitutes bare fetish

I'll gladly be a whitey and join a boy band.

Black, no question. Nobody gives a fuck if you're black anymore. White girls love confident, fit dudes, black or not.
>b-b-but..muh white race....the jews are behind this....m-muh "bestiality"
fuck off, life would be pretty cool as a black dude probably. People are so careful not to be racist nowadays anyway, SJWism is rampant, and all the affirmative action benefits for black people who actually apply themselves would be unreal.

Call me Tyrone

People don't actually care

>>36733662

Imho a beef curtain vagina is usually paired with an equally reprehensible woman

If your not the latter most guys will just feel its an oddity i guess

>>36733662
write a blog darling

>>36733661
You live in Florida?
Try to get a job at publix, I work there and the benefits are nice

And in the future I want to be a pilot, so no I dont see Publix as the future

>>36733661
did fast food for a year
saved up and am in college right now

>>36733730
i would love to fly planes. what is it, like 5000 dollars or so to start? then just lots of air time?

For men going their own way they sure do spend a lot of time talking about women

It's not like you'd have a wife, house with a white picket fence and 2.5 kids anyway. Makes me wonder why people are so hostile to it when there isn't much traditional family structures left anymore. Most people have jobs they hate, low incomes, can't afford a house so they rent. Society is in decline for most people even if you weren't MGTOW so I just don't really see why people got such a problem with it.

>>36733693
Kek. This

Oreganog

>>36733592
Wtf. Is that image real?

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>got a job
>everyone there is a hyperturbo normalfag, at least 6 years older than I am
>piss tests so I can never smoke weed again
>have to get up at 5 am, which is hellish because I am a nighthawk
>hot as fuck and dusty all the time
>literally covered in fucking grease and dust by the end of a shift

The ONLY reason I don't quit is because my family would fucking kill me. I didn't even apply for this shit, my dad forced me to take the job.

>>36733592
What country is this? If you don't want a job then use Pepe, he is, after all, a symbol for white supremacists.

Rub them with a bleach solution

>>36733585
I don't have any mold problems but I've been noticing these little black bugs flying around my house and landing on me an shit. I'm also covered in little red bites. I think I have scabies or something.

>>36733597
I heard that only works for a little and all the bleach water makes it worse

>>36733496
Duuuude I literally just quit Home Depot like a week ago. It was indeed hell on earth. You gotta get out of there man.. do what I did and put an application in at one of their competitors. You're almost guaranteed to get the job.

>>36733793
Yeah they just opened a huge Menards right next door (big box hardware store that competes with HD)

I'm 4 weeks into this job now and my ankles and knees are falling apart. They ask hell and high water of you there, it's insane.

>>36733989
most of you fuckers don't know shit and walk around slow, maybe if you bent your knees when you walk instead of dragging your feet

>>36733460
gib discord plx?

>>36733460
What do autists like yourself do for fun?

>>36733460
How to be happy?
t. fellow autist

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someone please reply, I'll talk about whatever you want

>>36733449
whats your name, ssn, credit card number with pin, address, and email?

>>36734344
What if I don't want to talk.
What if I'm mean.
Go back to playing vidya.
kek this guy is rly desperate