The roastie meme has ruined my life: i'm a 22kv girl and

People don't actually care

>>36733662

Imho a beef curtain vagina is usually paired with an equally reprehensible woman

If your not the latter most guys will just feel its an oddity i guess

>>36733662
write a blog darling

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Good
Now fuck off you fucking whore

Your vagina is beautiful and a lot of men prefer a meaty pussy. Stop worrying about something nobody except the losers on this board care about.

Post pics of both hips and tits obviously

become a lesbian. we love pussies with more to lick

>>36733662
Disgusting roastie. That's like a vision from hell.

>>36733746
>you're beautiful :) xoxo

>>36733662
Girl I have the same problem and mine is not even bad as your pic.
Funny thing, I have the roastie only on the left side, wtf...

That pussy looks gooooood. I want to grab those beautiful folds and pull them with only my lips.

>>36733662
I doubt you will post it, so email me a pic and I'll give you my completely honest opinion. [email protected]

>>36733819
Same goes for you if you want an honest opinion, email me >>36733827

Stupid roastie finally getting what she deserves

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I've fucked a roastie before

Was kind of weird, because she had to use her fingers to pry them apart so my dick could enter properly

I liked the flaps touching the base of my cock, though

>>36733662
is this bait? If you stay a virgin you're probably just repulsive beyond belief. Females get laid so easily it's not even funny. Even ugly and fat girls get all the dick they want.

saged

>>36733827
jesus christ you're fucking sad

>>36733898
Why's that friend? I'm just being nice. Have you considered being nice to others?

>>36733746
Aren't you at least a bit embarrassed to be a white knight.

>>36733662
>is this bait? If you stay a virgin you're probably just repulsive beyond belief.

I'm moderately attractive, what holds me back is the fact that i know once a guy sees my genitalia he'll be sick

>>36733662
That picture made me throw up a little.

Please spoiler that shit.

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>>36733699
this guy has no idea what hes talking about
>>36733746
this guy is correct

the roastie meme only exists among people who watch way too much porn
normies dont care about that

>have a qt3.14 roastie gf with glorious flaps that i love that make her pussy way more fun to play with

>>36733931
Red flags for psycho, sociopath, serial killer, etc: throwaway email

You're not nice. I see through your shit from a mile off

>>36733931
Nah you're just fucking desperate. The physical plane is just a meme it doesn't exist. Stop giving in to false urges.

>>36733662
>'m a 22kv girl
hahahahaahah yeah sure thing hahahah

men in general have very, very low standards for women. most won't care.

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>>36733931
At amuses me how sad a life you must lead.

>>36734044
>that fucking right arm
kek

>>36733970
That's an odd thing to say. I don't follow your logic. Can you elaborate why a serial killer would use a Hotmail email?

>>36733973
>>36734044
My life is pretty good.

>>36734068
I didn't say you had a bad life but you still seem pretty desperate.

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>>36733662
>The disgust around large labia makes me feel like chopping it all off (which I did once attempt with scissors to no avail),
This needs a greentext. What the fuck was going through your mind at the time. Did you atleast draw blood?

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Am I a roastie? ;_;

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>>36734235
Nothing a little bit of labiaplasty wouldn't fix hun, you're beautiful xoxoxo :)

>>36734150

>rewind to when I was 14
>becoming sexually curious
>realise my labia is on the larger side and protrudes
>watch porn
>becoming increasingly more uncomfortable with the sight of my beef curtains
>one day after close inspection with a mirror lose my shit and grab a pair of scissors
>intend to only cut off the lower bulbous area of the labia
>snip an ever so small but of skin
>HOLYFUCKTHATHURTS.JPG
>put the scissors down, cross legs in pain and proceed to cry

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>>36733872
>she had to use her fingers to pry them apart so my dick could enter properly

>>36733662
You should be roastie it's absolutely disgusting.

>>36733662
Nah brah some of us love labias others don't give a fuck. I'm the latter if I like someone I won't care what their genitals look like.

All vaginas look kind of gross, most guys barely look at them anyway. Most of us are looking at your waist/tits/ass/face for stimulation, even seeing your gash is difficult during sex because it's dark and out of line of site and shit.

It's not a "roastbeef sandwich," it's a snowflake: every vagina is special and unique and yours is no different! I would advise against labiaplasty, please don't do it...
>some girls wander by mistake / into the mess that scalpels make
-- Leonard Cohen

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>>36734313
>>snip an ever so small but of skin
>>HOLYFUCKTHATHURTS.JPG
You absolute madman. Thanks for delivering and giving me a good chuckle.

The amount of pathetic white knights in this thread is astounding

>>36733692
I would care if I could get pussy
Fucking flaps are gross dude

>>36733746
Nigga I'll break up with a girl if her vagina looks like chewed bubble gum.

>>36734406
Yeah but I've had an mff threesome and you haven't.

Labia is okay in my book but I have noticeable fordyce's spots so I'd feel particularly hypocritical being too judgemental of my partner's junk.

>>36734313
4chan is one place you can post a photo of it and get honest opinions about it.

Or you can keep dwelling on it and stay a virgin forever

>>36734437
Visual novels don't count you dumb pissgargler

>>36734437
fucking degenerate normie have fun with your sti's and stfs

>>36734235

Looks like someone cut a go-gurt in half and stomped on it

>>36734476
Kek nah my gf and I diddled another girl who wanted to experiment

>>36733662
you roastbeef is gynormeous not even the prosts i have fuck had that giant roastbeef.

>>36734421
LOL picky r9k. You have been conditioned, faggot.

>>36734507
Yeah I'm sure you did buddy. I'm sure you did. Now get your white knight ass off my goddamn frogboard.

>>36733662
same, same, same here anon. I've resigned myself to virginity until I finish college at least, as I won't be able to afford plastic surgery until then.

>>36733662
When you put something into your twat like a dildo or finger, do the piss flaps get pushed inside you too?

>>36734313
Aww I really despise roasties (in the sense of a generic term for all females) but you shouldn't hate yourself for things you can't change. As long as your pussy isn't smelly and dirty you're fine. Have you ever had a bf

tfw no roastie vag gf

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>>36734514
>>36734546
You and all the other roastlicking white knights need to get OUT OUT OUT. You are everything wrong with male-female relationships.

I literally don't care what it looks like. I will be your bf instantly if you're in Boston. Unless you're fat.

legit why are women so afraid of how their puss looks I've had an innie gf and a small outie gf and I loved them both the same

>man has a small dick and people laugh
>women has large labia and people comfort her

wew

>>36734587
>why are women so afraid of how their puss looks
read this entire thread and then ask yourself again.

>>36734587
Women are extremely picky when it comes to what a penis looks like.

So they know the appearance of their cunt will matter too

>>36734540

in order to touch my clit I have to make a upside down v with my finger which pushes my lips to the side so yeah

>>36734546

no I haven't because eventually any bf will want sex and I once they see what i'm packing they'll run and tell all their friends

>>36733662
i will dick you down and fill your emotional void with semen. however, i might make your condition worse.

>>36734581
>he takes the roastie meme seriously
Jeez, dude, do you even want a gf? A woman's body is a temple.

>>36734581
>there is anything wrong with having a outie puss
Stop being a dummy anon.

>>36734640
>no I haven't because eventually any bf will want sex and I once they see what i'm packing they'll run and tell all their friends
Why do you still believe this after this thread

>>36734640
>once they see what i'm packing they'll run and tell all their friends
This doesn't happen, not even with Chad (if that's who you're after).

>>36734640
You gonna email me it or what? I am curious

>>36734618
Unless the girl has some blue waffle pussy don't really matter to most guys. Play I highly doubt most of the people on this board can be picky when it comes to any kind of puss that comes there way.

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>>36734652
>>36734659
Not today motherfuckers. Not today.
>>36734668
Because it's true, guys talk about the roastflaps they've seen just as well as chicks talk about small / weird dicks.

>>36734640
>once they see what i'm packing they'll run and tell all their friends
No guy would bounce. They would either just not care at all or be slightly disappointed. What do you look like?

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>>36733662
>>36733662
>>36733662
>>36733662
>I also dont have the financial means to get labiaplasty

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Fucking typical woman. You are whining about your problem yet you want other people to solve it for you when you can solve it yourself.

Fucking save for the money then you stupid cunt? It's not expensive and if life is so bad being a disgusting roastie then you obviously know that getting the surgery is a priority to solve your life problem.

Is transexual shemales in Thailand can afford their surgery you can afford to pay a doctor to get a knife and slice your cunt off.

GET A JOB AND YOU CAN SAVE FOR IT WITHIN A YEAR IF YOU STOP WASTING TIME AND MONEY ON OTHER CRAP.

tldr
Stop being a whiney lazy cunt and save for the couple grand to pay a jew cunt to cut ur flaps off.

>>36734640
Probably not just tell their friends about it, they will also take pics and post it online for the world to see and make fun of

>>36734707
>Because it's true, guys talk about the roastflaps they've seen just as well as chicks talk about small / weird dicks.
I prefer the roast, there's a body type for everyone

Yeah.

Maybe become a lesbian? Lesbians are desperate, they'll put up with your horrible beef curtains.

>>36734713
Pretty much this.

Also post pic, I want to see just how disgusting it really is/isn't.

>>36734707
>Because it's true, guys talk about the roastflaps they've seen
So? People make fun of their SOs traits all the time. Doesnt stop them from loving them

>>36734754
is this supposed to bother us? gore is entry level shit

>>36734758
so whats not entry level shit then norman?

>tfw no giant meat flap gf to fly me away from my shitty life

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>>36734740
Great, you have a fetish for roast. There's people who have a fetish for fucking horses, too. Doesn't make horses attractive to the general population all of a sudden you dumb cunt.
>>36734753
Well if OP didn't care about being made fun of I doubt they'd be posting here. There's absolute landwhales who don't care about being made fun of and they seem to be doing well over at their little tumblr club, does that make it a desirable trait?

>>36734788
I don't know, nothing bothers me anymore.
harlequin babies, asian whores vomiting into each other's mouths, people being beaten to death with hammers... it's all nothing

>>36734805
>Great, you have a fetish for roast. There's people who have a fetish for fucking horses, too. Doesn't make horses attractive to the general population all of a sudden you dumb cunt.
So? She's acting like she's forever untouchable because of it when it's not true at all.

Men (humans really) are just insecure and cruel. I have a neat, tidy, innie and men have still made cruel comments about it.

>you look like a child. you're not even a woman
>how did you keep it that way, slut?
>looks like it's missing parts

I think men, in particular, just want to women to feel as bad about themselves as they do about their cocks

>>36733662
To be honest it could be much worse. Also, 99% of dudes don't actually give a shit. It's exactly how you described it, a meme.

>>36734805
Something like 2/3rds of women don't have innies after puberty, it's normal, you guys are fags.

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>>36733662
Post an actual picture of your vag

If it looks like a baboons ass, then you're pretty much fucked,... if it's just a little bit, then you don't have anything to worry about. Just post a quick picture, and it should be pretty obvious which of those camps you fall into.

>>36734867
>Men
Some people are just assholes. I don't feel great about my bumpy cock but I don't take it out on anyone like that.

>>36733662
Post a picture and we'll give you honest answers. Besides, what's the worst that can happen? It's not like we know who you are. You're anonymous to everyone on here except for yourself.

>>36734713
>afford to pay a doctor to get a knife and slice your cunt off

This keked me good

>>36733662
No one outside of /r9k/ gives a fuck what your labia looks like. If you're really that insecure maybe just don't go hooking up with some douche who doesn't care about your feelings.

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>>36734828
I'm sure she'll revel in being about as desirable as the average farm animal. Maybe some sad robot will "settle" for her flaps, huh? I don't understand how some of the attempts at "comfort" in this topic are supposed to help OP. Do some of you fuckers really think lying or pretending the problem doesn't exist is a good thing for anybody involved? Even from the perspective of genuinely wanting to help the OP, white knights trying to get laid, REEEE'ing, or roastie memes aside - what the fuck is it supposed to accomplish?
>>36734867
A humble brag while still getting the focus on your own meatflaps and how you were "oh so wronged" - how fucking revolting.
>>36734877
You're full of shit.

>>36733662
With nails like that you should be fucking disgusted.

>>36734710
>What do you look like?

been told i'm pretty, weigh 109 pounds, am 5'7, oh and i'm not white-
which makes it all the more worse

>>36734867
Honestly there's nothing wrong with making women feel bad about themselves. Women receive so much validation and positive feedback they turn into ego monsters. Having a little bit of meaness thrown at them keeps them that much more grounded.

>roastie
>meme

Roasties are not a meme.

>>36734924
that's fucking bullshit there's a whole procedure called labiaplasty to get rid of roasts nobody likes roasts only people with fetishes for it

>>36734955
Are you black Asian or Hispanic?

>>36734875
>99% of dudes dont give a shit
Uh, maybe robots. I know a lot of proper normies and I've heard them break up with girls after finding out they have flaps.
When you have options, you dont have to settle like you and I have to.

>>36734937
Yeah you got me, I really am giving her false hope so she'd get punched down enough she turns desperate enough for affection that I'm an option or kills herself, either one is acceptable.

>>36733662
>don't have 3000 dollars by 22
this is probably the most reprehensible part of what you posted, you are garbage

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>>36734974
Thinking women get outties from having a lot of sex is a meme.

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>>36734993
Carry on then, I'll cut my own grass. Are you sure you don't want a qt innie instead though?

>>36734937
>>36734960
And this is why I would prefer OPs lovely thing all over my face looooong before I'd let some pathetic, angry, loser anywhere near mine.

Also lets just point out
>105 posts
>half are defending OP
Fuck you OP. Women can't be robots. Half, no, most of the people here would still be your bf. Fuck off.

>>36734983
There was a procedure that made Michael Jackson look like a ghoul, so by your logic everyone should like looking like ghouls.

>>36733662
>but then puberty hit and it seems like out of nowhere I started packing an arbys roast beef sandwhich in my panties.
Chances this was written by an actual girl: 0%

>>36734546
This was a good post until you turned it into a Q&A.

It's truly sad that she (if this story is real) was convinced to actually try to mutilate herself. But don't be a faggot.

>>36734960
I could not agree more. I'm generally a very empathetic person but when I heard a self-proclaimed pretty girl complaining about some benign shit, how can you not throw shit their way?
It doesnt matter in the end. She'll live a happy typical woman life and I'll be here, so I sleep just fine at night.

>>36735049
I don't see how what I said was wrong. Women get so many compliments. You'll be fine with a little criticism. Men get no compliments and way more criticism. Women just have no constitution. Your spines are made of jello. I wish you would harden the fuck up.

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>>36735049
Does the truth hurt sweetie? You can always try a nice place like tumblr or facebook if you don't want to hear it :)
>>36735092
>OP trying to cut her cuntflaps off with a pair of scissors is truly sad, instead of hilarious.
Sure is newfag in here.

>>36733827
fucking die thirsty beta

>>36735092
I just want to get a visual image in my mind... I'm not trying to engage beyond this thread but maybe youre right. I'll stop now sorry. I don't want to turn into a thirsty beta faggot. Thanks for checking me m80

>>36735118
>men receive no validation
>men receive plenty of criticism
>this is okay
Queue woman whining about her pussy
>YOU ARE PERFECT THE WAY YOU ARE
>IT DOESNT MATTER
>PLS B MY GF
Whew lad, I feel so bad for her and her disgusting pussy!

>>36734937
>You're full of shit.
I was going based on things I heard but I looked it up and multiple individual doctors(and others) all say it's common as fuck. Many gynecologists described it as a common daily occurrence and a plastic surgeon,whose payroll is fueled by insecure women who think they're freak, said over 50% of women have longer outer labia.

Lots of stories similar to OP's too on the net, it's common.

>>36735118
>>36735123
I dote on men like crazy. But of course, they have to deserve it. Clearly neither of you do. I bet you two are just rolling in pretty, clean, pussy huh?

>>36735188
Well I feel bad that she hates herself for something that's not her fault but ultimately it's such small potatoes compared to what a robot goes through.

>>36735258
P-please dote on me anon. I want to feel that warmth...

>>36735258
Yeah back to stage one, men have to earn respect and affection, women get it for free

>>36735293
Nah I laugh every time we meme a slut into mutilating her vag

>>36735258
Stop getting so offended. I'm not saying I go out of my way to bully women I just don't view it as particularly harmful. You'll feel bad about yourselves for like 10 mins then look at your tinder messages full of dozens of guys telling you how beautiful you are and perk right up. Am I wrong? Either tell me how I'm wrong or stfu but ad Homs just expose you as a toasty roastie.

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>>36735258
I'm happy to report that the girls I've been with were all cute and clean innies. I'd be turned off by an actual set of big roastflaps, no doubt. It wouldn't break the deal if I was really into a girl, because that's how compromise works. Calling it a desirable trait however is an excercise in retardation. Please take your doting and stuff it up your ass far, far away from me; you sound fat.

>>36733662
Please tell me more about how your pussy was a child.

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>>36735371
>about how your pussy was a child.
maximum activation of almonds in 3..2..1

>>36735058
What the fuck happened to this place? It's just another subreddit now. Fucking white nights and roasties everywhere.

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>>36734867
You do know that men, on a near daily basis, praise their luck for being born male, right?

- not being a crazy bitch and chemically altered for weeks each month
- no adult diapers to catch blood gushing from our genitals
- bigger, stronger, smarter in nearly all ways
- dicks take virtually no upkeep

if you think men feel bad about their cocks, you're once again proving how dumb women are.


Okay... since you seem to be completely lost as it comes to men... let me explain...

Women get it easy in life; like old people and children. You have everything handed over to you, people are nice to you just for seemingly no reason, and you can just lean on others for help. Especially if you don't see this as being true, it's super accurate, and it is something that most passingly attractive women have their whole lives. Living a life of privilege, where everyone is either trying to get into your pants and are nice to you, or they feel bad for you like the infirmed social parasite that you are, pretty girls are accustomed to the princess treatment where everyone 'wants' to hear about your shitty day at work and would just 'love' to help you move.

This is where the friendzone comes into play, where faggot cucks treat pretty girls nice, in hopes of showing how much they care about them, and as a way of courtship. However, these poor souls don't understand (because they are not around women enough to know) that EVERYONE treats them special and is super nice and accommodating to them all the time. This is something that all men eventually learn, if not consciously then preconsciously.

Because this is the case, the best way to 'stand out' is to treat women 'poorly'. Women respond to this, and there is a real reason why you seem to get so many men in bed that shit on you about your (by all objective standards) well put together vag...

So, it's not men projecting about their cocks, it's an easy way to cut through your bullshit expectations and to stand out.

Ahaha dumb roastie
Kill yourself stupid.

>>36735532
Didn't a bunch of those incel shitholes get closed down? Wouldn't surprise me if r9k is crawling with refugees looking to culturally enrich us.

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>>36734754
So uh... did she live?

What the fuck is the point of shaving the sides of your vagina and leaving a retarded airbender stripe in the middle?

>>36733746
Shut up nigger you would take dog pussy if you had the chance

>>36734820
You're too badass for 4chan. The only thing left is suicide.

>>36735596
Not him but I would prefer dog pussy desu...

If you seriously let the opinions posted on 4chan effect your thoughts and self esteem you are an exceptionally weak person and deserve the misery you have caused yourself by believing in them.

>>36733662
If I was a turbo chad I would probably refuse your flappy beef but as the robot I am I would be happy to have those roastie sandwich in my face.

>>36735698
A cat is fine too.
Was really hoping this comment was original.

>tfw perfect innie
>Sullied by loads of thick hair from bellybutton to asscrack
JUST

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>>36735923
>>Sullied by loads of thick hair from bellybutton to asscrack
Fuck off this board is for humans only, no dogs allowed.

>>36733827
HgahahagagagaahgadhgsGgahaj

>>36736184
You okay there buddy? Seems like you choked on your laughter.

Also, guys, realistically speaking: what percentage of the time that you spend with a girl do you look at her vagina?
I feel like vagina is maybe 2% of the time, while face is a good 80% (maybe 55% if she has some nice ass and tits).
So, given these facts, isn't a girl's face more important than whatever the fuck her vagina looks like considering you'll spend most of the time with your dick inside it and not staring at it?

>>36733662
god that is sickening

you have a roastie because you were molested

you were molested because you're a whore

you forgot because you're fucking dumb (no offense)

>>36734235
you're beautiful, normies don't care about a little extra meat

>>36734313
I want to hug you insane anon.
I wouldn't want to fuck you because a roast beef vagina is an instant -3 and my 4/10 gf has an innie, but that's truly sad and I hope you can feel better about yourself eventually

>>36736321
>tfw used to really believe women only had outie vags from frequent sex
>now know it's natural and common and we're all just being mean
I've been tricked

>>36736614
You fell for the redpill meme

>>36733662
lol posts like these make me feel so good about myself
I promise you that having a cute innie vagina is as great as it sounds, OP!

>>36736665
>>36733662
clits or gtfo

>>36733662

Let me help you, roast beef vaginas are made to be with small dicked men. So all you need to do is get with a small dicked man and you can be insecure about your genitals together.

>>36733662
beef flaps are fun, in a degrading kind of way. I like pulling on them, flapping them around. The more self-conscious a girl is about it the better.

Anyone who has an issue with how your genitals look is an asshole. This applies to both men and women. I personally wouldn't turn down or mock a roast beef pussy because 1) I'm a decent person and 2) I'm getting laid so who gives a shit

>>36733746
I agree with this gentleman m'lady, hopefully we will both be considered as suitors for thee

>>36734235
you need to fix that shit stat, desu. literally looks like the lower half of your body is just meat