guinea pigs are the roasties of the pet world. - all they

>>36733739
also they're absurdly ditzy.

>>36733748
Fatass class guinea pig back in high school fell off cage stairs and sandwiched a baby one. Died before emts could get to it. Then another one impaled its eye on the water bottle thing. These creatures are dumb as shit

Those things are really fucking scary. What are they thinking? Look at their eyes holy shit.

Agreed. Rattos are the patrician's rodent.

>>36733739
My guinea pigs were affectionate and purred all the time. Does this make me guinea pig Chad

>>36733739
Sounds more like a robot desu

My sister had one of those little shits and it would growl, chirp, and shake every time I entered the room like it was trying to threaten me. I showed the little shit it can't intimidate me. I'd hold it upside, spray water on it, put books on it to squish it so it has to crawl out from under, all kinds of stuff.

Dumbest idea for a pet ever. Almost like a person thought they wanted a rabbit or a rat but couldn't decide so they pick something with the worst of both worlds.

Birds seem like the Robots or hermits of the pet world:

- Mostly quiet
- Only want a cozy hang out with plenty of food to eat and water to drink
- Reject affection
- Prefer to be alone (domesticated male birds that is, wild birds in flocks fight often.)